![]() |
CM Punk is the biggest dork loser ever. Fucking cry baby. Love him.
|
Reports coming out that during the scuffle some monitors fell onto Tiny Khan. This is my favorite thing ever :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
|
Quote:
What I mean is this: it's fine for folks to only be aware of AJ Styles as a thing in WWE. He is who and what he is on the roster and has been surprisingly treated as a star since showing up in spite of his relative size in "the land of the giants" (though, part of that is fanfare around the fact that he did come in the company to begin with, but let's ride past that right now for the larger point). It is quite another to have seen AJ become the guy he is now from aaaaaaallll the way back in late stage WCW where he was one half of a high spot-centric tag team with a dude named Air Paris wearing flight suit coveralls and aviator sunglasses (Air Raid). Watching him grow, for better or worse, in various companies, casually in the background for the last couple of decades puts a different spin on exactly how far he has come when not just distilled to being a guy who needed to sojurn to Japan to wash the TNA stink off of him so that WWE would bother taking a chance. It's one of the reasons why I admit that I was in the minority about Keith Lee in that he was pretty over for a guy who - to me - was just one of two generic, big, former football players who were a tag team in RoH (the other was Shane Taylor, who is STILL there under the new regime. I'm surprised they haven't made some sort of cross promotional angle about this... but I guess I shouldn't be). It was a roller coaster watching the guy popularly known as EC3 go from a WWE developmental nobody to a built and pushed star in TNA, go BACK to WWE developmental as that star, and then get all the star beaten out of him. Or watching some lowly foreign nobody be given a gimmick where he's cosplaying as Kato from The Green Hornet, and then go on to shed that and basically become New Japan's John Cena. We get to see folks who surely has something nobody capitalizes on. We get to see talentless shitheads pushed to the moon to no avail. But somewhere between that, we get to see a guy like Steve Austin go from WCW midcarder and/or tag teamer extrordinare to ECW loudmouth to the abysmal Ringmaster to the serendipity that brought forth "Austin 3:16". We get to track Chris Jericho's trajectory from one of the most frustratingly underutilized potential talents in WCW all the way to now being one of the most frustratingly overutilized has-beens in AEW trying to sadly eek out more glory days that existed between these two points. And in between all that, we get to see some folks who we bank on being a surefire, can't miss star be fucked over or "dumb themselves out of position", or conversely, see someone we had no expectation for grow into a talent that they seem like they had no possibility at ever becoming. It's part meta, but it's all wrestling. |
When did the narrative change for Punk?
In WWE he was praised for being anti-establishment and lauded for standing up for himself against the machine. Similar characteristics on camera got Austin over as the biggest star in the industry. In AEW he does the press conference and stands up for himself, defends himself and appears to be the same person. Now he is treated like a pariah by half the audience. Is it primarily more because of who he upset? |
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
Seems to me like one particular side is trying to drive him away either though sheer annoyance or sullied reputation so they can go back to being a place where all the indy friends can make a boatload of money while getting fellated by the small audience that just wants to see ANYTHING not WWE or watch people do the same flips and comedy spots for about a year until it bores them then they go start watching something else. Two - The Bret vs. Shawn argument isn't a good comparison anymore, because to the audience at large for AEW, Bret was an overrated whiny bitch and Shawn did no wrong especially now that he's a repentant, reformed,born-again good boy. That absoves him of all the drugs and asshattery he was doing in the timeframe in queston. There's a lot of retconning of context. It's why we get condecending comments like "masturbatory Bret Hart fantasies" about actual good matches or the Bucks waxing poetic about how Shawn and The Hardy Boyz inspired them. Its weirdly like if someone took a historical event like Pearl Harbor, and over time, ran with the conclusion that Hawaii deserved to be bombed because something something US bad instead of the actual context of Japan striking first. Quote:
If someone hears the adage "don't poke the bear", so they INSIST they go up to the bear and poke it not even with a large stick but with their finger, and said bear takes a big wet bite out, I still fail to see how any of this is the bear's fault. I wouldn't consider the bear to be a bully. I wouldn't understand how it is that the bear deserves to be drug out in the streets and shot. I would be more aligned with the stupid games/stupid prizes ethos here. |
Quote:
See one of the previous statmets I just made about how the Bret/Shawn narrative has been warped over the last couple of decades. Bret is more of the villan for taking everything too seriously, and Shawn is the patron saint of being flashy. Especially to the AEW fans who merely want this to succeed just to spite WWE instead of wanting it to succeed because it's actually any good on a consistent basis. |
Punk is only the common denominator because it’s the same group of insecure, entitled cunts causing the problems. You don’t go on global fucking television and air your dirty laundry. Taking the issue up backstage? That’s an entirely different thing. Jack Perry tried to hijack AEW’s biggest show (or at least the free part of it). Fuck that noise. I HATE that sort of unprofessionalism. Give me a dick who at least turns it on when it’s showtime, thanks. Joey Janela did the same shit, Adam Page did it too.
Punk is the most important asset AEW has. They’re so lucky he doesn’t swing his dick around more. The fact Tony Khan can’t keep his lower ranks in line in some serious all-time horrendous management. Punk is the one trying to grow the business and help younger talent, and he’s out there fighting for himself because this shit is run so poorly. |
And Daniels being pro-Elite in the brawl is why Punk doesn’t want him at Collision, Seph. That’s exactly the point. There are too many people inept at their jobs in a position because of nepotism. The whole system there needs a gutting.
|
And the Punk/Miro thing was a joke. Even Alvarez is walking back from it and swearing he didn’t make up stories…honest. Punk helped Miro in WWE, got him off the bench in AEW. Miro apparently checked on Punk and Punk said “Yeah, unless you want to fight me too. Let’s take it outside.” Then Miro said “Let’s take it to the ring.”
|
NO FUCKING WAY :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Calling all fans in Chicago for <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/AEWAllOut?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#AEWAllOut</a>! Join us this THURSDAY from 7-8pm at Main Event Hoffman Estates and meet AEW Stars & Chicago's own <a href="https://twitter.com/ColtCabana?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@ColtCabana</a> & <a href="https://twitter.com/Skyebyee?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@Skyebyee</a>, along with Hollywood Hunk's Ryan Nemeth + more! It’s simple: Donate $10+ at <a href="https://t.co/w1tstsJGmV">https://t.co/w1tstsJGmV</a> for entry… <a href="https://t.co/EFu1tVgaAd">pic.twitter.com/EFu1tVgaAd</a></p>— AEWTogether (@AEWTogether) <a href="https://twitter.com/AEWTogether/status/1696735820261020127?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 30, 2023</a></blockquote> <script async src="https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js" charset="utf-8"></script> |
Are they allowed to use “Together” like that in marketing?
|
Quote:
|
Alvarez said he heard it from “5” guys (not the Japanese faction). None of them apparently expressed it was a joke. Now people are saying either it didn’t happen or it was a joke, and Alvarez is calling them liars either now or at the time.
|
:lol: hilarious! Some might say that Alvarez is a cancer within the wrestling industry.
|
Quote:
Or, LOOK! 3 big asses! |
My take away from all this continues to be that Hangmans the man. He should go over Punk for the "Real World Title" in a Diesel/Backlund style squash on a Chicago PPV.
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
A draw is who brings in money. If you don't know that Bret was a much bigger draw than Shawn then you are probably not factoring international markets where tours were booked around Bret, even while Shawn was champion (see 1996). The elite went into Punks lockerroom - that escalated this. There is no denying that. Is Punk an asshole ? sure. He also drew more for AEW than anyone else on the roster. They dont just hand out timeslots on TNT - Collision is a thing because of Punks star power. Punk is a problem in that he probably feels a responsibility and need to be the lockerroom leader. Thats on him. Jungle boy and the rest of the ELITE hated punk before there were any problems. THE ELITE NEVER WANTED PUNK IN AEW - BEFORE ANY PROBLEMS Here is a video of them reacting like assholes to Punk Debuting. <iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/zLCQzbTIqRY?si=gfLy441ce-HFN1vt&start=33" title="YouTube video player" frameborder="0" allow="accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share" allowfullscreen></iframe> If you are an EVP of a company you would react like a jealous child to someone bringing such a strong position reaction to your company ? Good Day Sir! |
Sir, they’re being facetious.
|
Lol they went to his locker room because he told them to. Punk marks are the most in denial people lol.
|
Quote:
Quote:
|
Quote:
The three asses jokes was a Crack at the 3rd best Chicago guy and the lesser Nemeth. For the record, Punk is 2nd. |
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
GD, I do not disagree with you. But if that was really the case, then why do the Bucks and Omega refuse the match then.
|
Quote:
He couldn't for real harm Tony Khan. He is an IRL bitch |
Quote:
|
Quote:
So let me get this straight, EVP's of a company storm a contracted workers lockerroom knowing there is likely to be an altercation. Can you say "unsafe work environment"? The end result is that Punk could have sued the company based on this. No wonder he can dictate who can be backstage and who can't. Thank you for essentially proving the point that the Elite are a bunch of self-serving shitheads who are not thinking of the company but rather their own pals and interests. Dont get me wrong - I used to like CM punk much more than I currently do. The problem is that you either play on the Elite's terms or you're on the outs. Punk is not a guy who will be bitched out, and the Elite knows this. They are peeved that he drew more people to AEW since its inception than any of them. Punk is on a guaranteed contract. He has legal cause due tot he EVPs getting physical with him. |
Arguing over who was a bigger draw, Shawn/Bret doesnt really apply when you are using it to describe a company that the owner just recently admitted has not made a profit in going on 5 years.
|
Walk into someone’s private locker room as an employee of a venue or company uninvited and see what that opens for you, legality-wise. Barging into a star’s personal locker room is very likely to be read as a breach of contract. And if the Bucks wanted a fight, they got one.
By the way, Punk said he’d walk up and down the halls to go with anyone who had a problem. He didn’t invite people to kick in his door, smack his dog and threaten his friend’s injured wife. Punk takes things seriously. Probably too seriously in the inconsequential clown show that is modern wrestling. But if you can’t the systemic attempts to bully and gaslight because there’s a guy who shows this can still be an art form? You’re not thinking with your head. |
Quote:
|
If I were Punk, this thing would go one of two ways:
1) I use a parachute clause in my contract or demand a buyout and go on my merry way because this shit isn’t worth the stress or risks to my health. If Tony Khan can’t educate his roster to not bite the hand that feeds them, fuck them. Let’s see what happens when Tony has to justify Collision to get the TV rights fees he needs without the only needle-mover they have. 2) I go above Tony, get WBD to start laying down the law and start being tougher on these assholes. No more Jungle Boy. You act like that on the air and try to fuck a property trying to expand via WBD media platforms, you get fucking cut down. Pull your fucking heads in and start being professional. There’s an effective and an ineffective way to do things, which is why CM Punk is money and basically no one else in the company is. They don’t know what they’re doing and won’t be listened to any more. |
I’ve been in situations where you can’t trust management to handle things or do right by people. It fucking sucks. I honestly don’t know what I’d do if I had the view of Tony Khan I imagine I would if I was in Punk’s shoes. I really wouldn’t blame him for leaving, whether he gets the full amount owing on his contract or not.
It might also depend on whether or not he can edge other guys out of their deals too. There’s no doubt a bit of a hero complex in Punk. Does he want to leave FTR, Joe, Starks, Hobbs, Andrade, etc. to rot in that company? I guess it depends on what they want, but I doubt other talent have the escape clauses Punk does. Anyone looking to sign with AEW should look into that though. |
Quote:
Who draws more in AEW doesn't matter in the slightest because there is no need to draw, Tony will fund it regardless. He is not putting up with all this shit because these guys are cash cows for him, he is putting up with it because he is afraid of people not liking him. And what traction are they gaining BTW? All In is over, they are going right back to selling 4000 tickets and getting 850,000 tv viewers this week. |
The boys and the office don't mix, and the boys SHOULDN'T be the office.
All EVPs should be stripped of any executive powers while they are currently active as talent. Tony Khan really needs to lay down the law on Punk and the Elite. He needs to bring in someone in talent relations than is not biased. He will learn - these things take time. |
To be fair, I’m not sure The Elite actually have any power anymore. I think it was all stripped away when it became evident they weren’t the bookers they claimed to be.
|
Quote:
If Punk is deemed to be off suspension and eligible to be at Collision, I would run advertisements stating "CM Punk to open Collision to discuss the events of All In". Ratings would be very high because a lot of people would tune in which would uspet the Bucks. But if the rating was just the same as the past, the Bucks could just argue "See no one cares about him". Which would be ironic because it would mean AEW would be admitting that no one cares about Collision but whatever. |
Punk being a bigger draw is relevant because it shows what could hypothetically be possible under good management, versus what is just not possible at all. That’s the source of all this Punk/Elite heat. Punk has proven that you can get 1 million viewers late Friday night. The narrative was supposed to be that the fuckabout gang was doing the best it’s possible for anyone in their slot to do. False.
It doesn’t matter if AEW has CM Punk, gets Goldberg, gets Steve Austin — that’s where it becomes irrelevant, because the product is largely a joke outside the star power. That’s on Tony. |
Quote:
|
Quote:
|
Quote:
We also don’t have the data on how much of Punk’s numbers — on Collision or otherwise — are the same viewers versus unique viewers. I only bring that up because Saturday night is such a horrendous night for television and I’m willing to bet Punk has more casual appeal as a wrestler than any of The Elite do. You have Punk doing the Zaslav flex. Even Meltzer’s camp takes a “Punk might be good for business, BUT…” stance. There are almost certainly dimensions to Punk’s appeal that aren’t reflected in Dave Meltzer’s reporting, and that would be enough to make guys who want the narrative to be “500k on Wednesday is a good number” tense. |
I forgive each and every one of you that ignored or didn't acknowledge my plea for an illegal stream of the PPV. #WWAAAD
|
Quote:
|
I don’t think that happened. That’s just what people thought would be common sense.
|
All times are GMT -4. The time now is 08:52 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin®