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Ralph: Hi Principal Skinner, Hi Super Nintendo Chommers
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Lisa - Well look at the WONDERS of the world now
Homer - Wonders Lisa? Or Blunders? Lisa - I think that was implied by the question dad Homer - Implied lisa? Or Implode?? Lisa - ..... Mum make him stop. |
An organisation just miles from your home, the goverment calls it 'The Army' but we preffer the phrase - THE KILLBOT FACTORY
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Lisa: Dad... there's a family of possums in here.
Homer: I call the big one bitey. |
I dont remember it exactly and I dont really recall the guys name (Snake?)
Snake: Ok I got the ____ the ____ and the gun. Now lets rob this....bowling ally? Snake: Aw! I've been robbed. So this is what it feels like. I better go find my shrink and rob his ass. |
Some arent exact, but...
Ralph: I bent my wookie... Ralph: Me fail english? That's unpossible! Ralph: It smells like hot dogs! (When refering to the electric chair room) Ralph: This tastes like grandma! Cheif Wiggam: What? Let me taste that... **Takes bite of tomaco** My God it DOES taste like grandma.... We'll take a bucket, or a bushel, or whatever you sell! Bart: Mom it's broken... Mom it's broken... Mom it's broken... Mom it's broken... Elmo: ELMO KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE! Bret Hart: This house smells like old guy... Saleswoman: And there's a local wrestler right down the street! Wrestler: RAAWWR! Bret: I'll take it! |
Homer:That's Lenny!...Awww I wanted the black one!
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Nelson: (reading card) Someone like's you... (Turn around and see's Milhouse waving)
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Homer: I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer, I am evil Homer
--------------------- Ralph: I'm Learnding ----------------- Snake: Alright, time for a crime spree |
Funzo: I have a flower for oo!
Crowd: Ahhhh! Karl: Oh man I gotta get me one of those Lenny: Hey I aint waiting till the store opens. Funzo: Im very mad at oo! |
Homer (singing): I am so smart I am so smart s-m-r-t I mean s-m-A-r-t. :lol:
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Marge: Homie, the plant called today and said if you dont go in tomorrow then dont bother going in on Monday.
Homer: WOO-HOO four day weekend! |
the episode when Bart gets a big brother in anger at Homer and Homer decides to get a little brother for revenge:
Woman: And mister Simpson why would you like to be a big brother Homer's brain: Don't say revenge. Don't say revenge. Homer: Revenge Homer's brain: That's it I'm out of here. "footsteps and a door slam" Homer: The sum of any 2 sides of an icsoceles triangle is equal to teh square root of the remaing side. Guy in toilet: That's a right triangle you idiot Homer: Doh! |
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Willy: Okay Skinner. That's the last time you'll slap your willy around. I quit!
Skinner: You did it, Nibbles! Now... chew through my ball sack! |
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Comic Book Guy: Excuse me Santos, if that is your real name, bartsimpson, but your phoney credit card is no good here. Now make like my pants, and split.
Kent Brockman: How can I prove that we're live?....PENIS |
Mr. Burns : Oh no. Smithers, why didn't you tell me about this market crash?
Smithers : Well, sir, it happened 25 years before I was born. Mr. Burns : Oh, that's your excuse for everything. Homer : I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to SPEED around a city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode. I think it was called, "The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down." Comic Book Guy : Last night's "Itchy & Scratchy" was, without a doubt, the worst episode ever. Rest assured that I was on the Internet within minutes, registering my disgust throughout the world. |
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Lou: Y'know I went to the McDonalds in uh Shelbyville the other day.
Wiggum: The McWhat? Lou: Uh, the McDonalds restaraunt. I never heard of it either but they have over 2000 locations in this State alone. Eddie: Hmm. Must have sprung up overnight. Lou: You know the funniest thing though? It's the little differences. Wiggum: Example Lou: Well at McDonalds you can buy a Krusty Burger with cheese, right, but, they don't call it a Krusty Burger with cheese. Wiggum: Get out.. well what do they call it? Lou: A Quarter Pounder with cheese. Wiggum: A Quarter Pounder with cheese? Well I can picture the cheese, but... uh. Do they have 'Krusty Partially Gelagnated Non Dairy Gum Based Beverages'? Lou: MmmHmm, they call them "Shakes". [/Pulp Fiction] |
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Homer: "Brain you don't like me and I don't like you so lets get through this so I can get back to killing you with beer"
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Stoned Alien Mr Burns: "I bring you loooooooooove".
Lenny: "You hear that, lets break his legs!". |
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Homer: Hello, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me! Lady: Oh, ok Mr Burns, what's your first name? Homer: ...I don't...know! |
Episode with the meltdown
Smiters: Mr Burns I may never have another chance so I have to say I love you Burns: Oh hot dog. Thank you for making my last moments of life socially awkward |
Willie: Ah it's a monster KILL IT! KILL IT!
Smithers: That's not a monster it's Mr Burns Willie: Aww it's Mr Burns KILL IT! KILL IT! |
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Willy hears ya, Willy don't care..
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Mr. Sherman (The Critic): Why would you vote for Burns' film?
Krusty: Let's just say it moved me... TO A BIGGER HOUSE! ... Uh oh. I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet. ---- Maude Flanders: They were having S-E-X in front of the C-H-I-L-D-R-E-N! Krusty: Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down! ---- Krusty: Now it's time for my favourite part of the show... wha's that say?... Talk to the Audience?! Oh man, this is always death. ---- Krusty: Well, since Itchy and Scratchy are on the GABBO show now, we've got a very special treat for you kids. Europe's favourite cat and mouse team, Worker and Parasite! *crazy European cartoon plays* Krusty: ... WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! |
Vampire Burns: Well, if it isn't little... uh... BOY.
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Favourite Simpsons Quote
In they episode where Mr Burns is attracted to Marge.He takes away the employees donuts.And then this doozy happens
Homer:But you can't take our Donuts (Lenny throws himself at the donut guy,who nails Lenny with a chain and Lenny lands in some empty radiation barrels) Donut Guy:Alright anyone else wanna be a hero I can watch that 100 times it always makes me laugh |
I don't think this topic has ever been done before.
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Right now it's from "Homer vs. Dignity"...
Mr Burns is standing outside Android, watching Comic Book Guy eating Peeps (those marshmellow animal things you get at Easter). CBG: "98...99...100. Oh, if only the real chicks went down this easy..." Me: :rofl: |
*Marge stands in the way of Bart, Lisa, and Homer leaving the house*
Bart: Uhhhh... mom? We kinda can't leave if you're in the way. Homer:*calm voice* Push her down, son. |
You used to be cool china
We still cool! |
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Results: Favorite Simpsons Quotes; Favorite Family Guy and Simpsons Quotes |
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I bent my wookie
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"Magic show? What the HELL are you--oh yeah, magic show, definitely the way to go!"
"What the hell are you talking about, you stupid little kid?" |
Homer (in fake ass impersonation): "Hello, my name is Mr. Burns, I believe you have some mail for me today!"
Mail Guy: "Alright, Mr. Burns, what's your first name?" Homer: "I don't know." :lol: |
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Homer: Save Me JEBUS
another one I like was in the episode where Homer Becomes the Fortune Cookie writer and Lisa Is Typing on the Chinese type writer.... Homer: Lisa, you getting this down? Lisa: I dont know |
Bleeding Gums Murphy: you've been my favourite pupil, here have my saxophone
Student: You're giving me your umbrella?? BGM: you mean I've been playing an umbrella for the past 30 years???? Why diodn't anyone tell me?? Student: We just thought it was funny BGM: that's not funny |
Sheesh loopy, talk about monopolizing a thread.
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Milhouse: It's like Speed 2. But with a bus instead of a boat!
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I saw the episode where Apu cheats on his wife recently, and seeing Homer walk backward all the way from the Kwik-E-Mart to his bed was hilarious.
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*Homer scrounging under the couch for a dropped peanut*
Homer: "Aww TWENTY DOLLARS?!? I wanted a peanut!" Homer's brain: "$20 can buy MANY peanuts." Homer: "Explain how." Brain: "Money can be exchanged for goods and services." Homer: "WOOHOO!" |
DMV Boss:Wait a minute are those cigarettes yours sir
Homer:I am in flavor country DMV Boss:Both of them Homer:It's a big country DMV Boss:I apologize ladies(Patty and Selma) and you sir are worse then Hitler(slaps Homer) Just saw this episode |
Like someone said before, too many great quotes.
http://imdb.com/title/tt0096697/quotes ... here are most of those quotes. Grandpa: "MMMAATTTLOOOCKKKK !!" (I've been saying that alot today.) |
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