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Rammsteinmad 05-10-2006 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Aussie_Skier
I would say DOOM is just about the worst movie i've ever seen. Other than the scene in the 1st person, it sucks! Where are the cacademons (sp?) and all the other awesome monsters???

CONTAINS DOOM SPOILERS!!! (Kinda... highlight to read)

Guessing by the ending there'll clearly be a sequel (I hope)... hopefully based more on the old games... I think I read somewhere about a sequel, and it just makes sense for him to come up at the top of the arc and find the whole of Earth populated with demons and stuff.

Still, I really liked that film.

weather vane 05-11-2006 05:52 AM

HOW DOESNT EVERYONE ANSWER THE RING TWO???

KillerWolf 05-11-2006 10:35 AM

^ yes. terrible, that movie.

KillerWolf 05-15-2006 08:41 AM

The Hulk fuckin sucked!!!

mitchables 05-15-2006 08:50 AM

Cerberus. Terrible, terrible movie.

Savio 10-30-2007 02:03 PM

I change my pick to "The Whole 10 yards"

Blitz 10-30-2007 03:31 PM

New contenders:

Man of the Year
Hannibal Rising

St. Jimmy 10-30-2007 03:33 PM

Will Ferrell.

El Fangel 10-30-2007 03:38 PM

Savior is a dick for making me think The Mask was back :mad:

Also

Timeline

Destor 10-30-2007 05:02 PM

Hostel is up there.

Xero 10-30-2007 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by St. Jimmy
Will Ferrell.


Bad Company 10-30-2007 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Bad Company
Just to make sure you all heard it.

Panic Room.

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Jordan 10-30-2007 09:32 PM

Showgirls.

Jura 10-30-2007 10:20 PM

Don't Be Scared directed by Master P

That has got to be the worst piece of shit I have ever seen and this is from a guy who has a penchant for bad movies.

Crossrine 10-30-2007 10:28 PM

Little Man. By far the shittiest movie I have ever seen. One of the few to have only 1 quote on the DVD, from the director

Jura 10-30-2007 10:38 PM

Get out of here with that. I liked that movie.

Crossrine 10-30-2007 10:42 PM

Really? To me it seemed like the only chuckle worthy material was shown during the commercial. Other than that the movie seemed retarded, but hey thats my opinion

Xero 10-30-2007 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Crossrine
Really? To me it seemed like the only chuckle worthy material was shown during the commercial.

That's better than most of the bullshit comedies that comes out these days.

ron the dial 10-30-2007 11:50 PM

There are very few movies that get the distinction of being turned off before they are over from me. I can sit through some stupid shit and it doesn't phase me. But Neverending Story made me want to murder everyone that was involved with it, and got turned off after 30 minutes of pure agony.

eazey 10-31-2007 03:25 AM

house of the Dead

D Mac 10-31-2007 02:40 PM

Men in Black 2

Mr. Pierre 10-31-2007 02:47 PM

Lady in the Water was so horrible

Renaissance man 10-31-2007 03:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Cool King
Any of the Harry Potter movies.

I was forced to watch them in school. I just wanted to take a gun and shoot my brains out.

I think i lost it when i saw the flying car- for the love of Michaels may i never see it again

Crossrine 10-31-2007 06:18 PM

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Originally posted by Renaissance Man
for the love of Michaels
:wtf:

Boondock Saint 11-01-2007 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Weapon X
There are very few movies that get the distinction of being turned off before they are over from me. I can sit through some stupid shit and it doesn't phase me. But Neverending Story made me want to murder everyone that was involved with it, and got turned off after 30 minutes of pure agony.


Blasphemy.

ct2k 11-01-2007 07:03 AM

Yeah bad call WeX NES is in no way a bad movie

ron the dial 11-01-2007 08:23 AM

Say what you want, I still think it sucks.

ct2k 11-01-2007 08:42 AM

WeX I'm warning you, don't go down this path

Savio 11-05-2007 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ct2k
Yeah bad call WeX NES is in no way a bad movie

Yeah old school nintendo was the shit.

Xerzes 11-08-2007 03:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Joey RoXer
White Noise


Mister Sinister 11-08-2007 03:02 AM

THe Villiage, can't beleive I was fucking hyped to go see it.

Jeritron 11-08-2007 03:11 AM

Lady in the Water was pretty fucking bad. It's the worst movie I've ever seen that I actually thought might be good.

Shitty horror sequels and romantic comedys and the like don't really count, because they are what they are. They suck, the actors and studios know they'll suck, I know they'll suck and I don't see them willingly.
They can only be gauged for what they are.

But when it's something legitimate, and it comes out THAT fucking bad. Wow. Absolutely the worst movie I've ever seen in a theater.
Made Batman and Robin look like Citizen fuckin Kane

Mister Sinister 11-08-2007 03:13 AM

That is pretty bad, make sure, I never am forced to watch that movie, unless there is an blowjob, followed by an cumshot to the cheek involved.

Jeritron 11-08-2007 03:23 AM

I don't care who's administering the smokeshow, there's no way you could possibly keep an erect penis during the abortion that is that movie. I don't even know if you can keep your brain awake, let alone keep your dick awake to get brain.

Seriously, they even managed to make Bryce Dallas Howard, who I though was dope as hell in Spidey 3, look gross. Haven't really seen her in much else, but she was gross in Lady in the Water, yet in Spidey 3 I would tear. that. ass. up.

Jeritron 11-08-2007 03:35 AM

http://www.mnight.com/images/movies/...w_howard_2.jpg

Bitch you must be on crack. You're grimey ginger ass is killing my boner. Turn that shower on and get some Revlon.



http://dreamers.com/indices/imagenes...63.IMAGEN8.jpg

That's more like it. Do you like popsicles?

Kris P Lettus 11-09-2007 01:50 PM

The Never Ending Story and Howard the Duck are both awesome..

LoDownM 11-10-2007 02:58 AM

300

SammyG 11-10-2007 03:17 AM

I'm assuming you're joking. 300 was amazing.

LoDownM 11-10-2007 04:31 PM

Not joking. I've never wanted a movie to be over as badly as I wanted 300 to end.

Kris P Lettus 11-10-2007 04:38 PM

WTF

I mean, is didn't have character deverlopment or a deep story line, but it's two hours of violent eyecandy..

What's not to like??

GD 11-11-2007 03:49 AM

300 was good.

The Genius 11-11-2007 02:18 PM

fred claus would be on that list

Kris P Lettus 11-12-2007 08:34 AM

Unless you took your little brother or something, you gets no symphathy..

Blonde Moment 10-08-2013 09:15 AM

Highlander: Endgame

The Condor 10-08-2013 11:54 AM

A tie between Half Past Dead and Battle: Los Angeles

Corporate CockSnogger 10-08-2013 12:33 PM

Jesus yeah that Battle: Los Angeles was terrible. Got dragged to the cinema for that.

Might not be the worst I've ever seen, but in recent times "Oblivion" is the worst I've seen in a while.

Schlomey 10-08-2013 12:55 PM

1. In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale

2. Eat, Pray Love

3. Transformers 3

JimmyMess 10-08-2013 02:13 PM

Running With Scissors

Adder 10-08-2013 04:24 PM

What comes to mind right now is; Identity Theft

That was bad

Sixx 10-08-2013 05:35 PM

I'm still impressed with Big Stan.

Big Vic 06-03-2016 02:16 PM

The Box

The one that stars Cameron Diaz.

Stickman 06-05-2016 03:34 PM

I sat down to watch Dinner with the Schmucks the other nights and it was honestly a huge pile of garbage. I almost never turn off movies halfway through, but after 45 minutes I just had enough.

Seanny One Ball 02-22-2017 02:03 AM

Worst movie: "Eden Lake"
Worst B movie: "Nightmare Hostel"
Worst Z movie: "Ninja Terminator" anything by Godfrey Ho who filmed Richard Harrison in about six movies but who then chopped the footage up and threw it into random porno's and other action films making about 12 more movies. Poor old Richard Harrison was a real actor once and he will only be remembered as the white guy holding the katana on the cover of pretty much any film beginning with "Ninja" followed by an adjective.

Godfrey Ho... They should call him Oh God and drop the frey.

SlickyTrickyDamon 02-22-2017 02:22 AM

Some long boring movie with Murphy Brown in it.

Mercenary 02-22-2017 03:20 AM

It's a tie between Pixels, and Jack, and Jill with the Ms Browns Boys D Movie a close 2nd

Seanny One Ball 02-22-2017 12:31 PM

Hey it had Michelle Monaghan so it wasn't all bad.

Josh Gadd's entire character angle in that film made me feel bad for fat virginal geeks everywhere though.

Black Widow 02-22-2017 01:02 PM

The Artist.

I'm not deaf and wasn't born in the 1770's.

I'm not shocked that it's a movie critics creamed their pants over.

Lock Jaw 02-22-2017 01:02 PM

Probably seen worse movies, but the first one that immediately came to mind was "Talledega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby"........

It is the only movie I can remember purposely sitting down to watch and then turning it off mid-way........ usually even if I am not really enjoying it I stick through to the end.......

Stickman 02-22-2017 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4932534)
Probably seen worse movies, but the first one that immediately came to mind was "Talledega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby"........

It is the only movie I can remember purposely sitting down to watch and then turning it off mid-way........ usually even if I am not really enjoying it I stick through to the end.......

Fantastic movie. Wtf?!

Big Vic 02-22-2017 01:17 PM

It was a nice movie, what put you off it?

Lock Jaw 02-22-2017 01:54 PM

Don't really remember much about it..... just think that the comedy/jokes were making me cringe or something or not entertaining me, so I turned it off.....

Optimus Bone 69 02-23-2017 07:36 AM

Ticks was the shits

Mercenary 02-23-2017 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 4932534)
Probably seen worse movies, but the first one that immediately came to mind was "Talledega Nights: The Legend of Ricky Bobby"........

It is the only movie I can remember purposely sitting down to watch and then turning it off mid-way........ usually even if I am not really enjoying it I stick through to the end.......

.... wait what?

Cool King 02-23-2017 10:58 AM

The first one that springs to mind for me is Snowpiercer.

Frank Drebin 02-23-2017 11:49 AM

Snowpiercer sucked. Wouldn't say it was the worst, but I heard so much about "this under the radar gem" and it was total garbage.

Frank Drebin 02-23-2017 11:51 AM

Mortal Kombat: Annihilation might be the worst I've seen. Remember thinking that when I saw it. I'm talking bad bad, not fun bad like an Ed Wood movie is now.

Cool King 02-23-2017 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 4932894)
Snowpiercer sucked. Wouldn't say it was the worst, but I heard so much about "this under the radar gem" and it was total garbage.

Yeah, I remember after I watched it I read that it was very well received and that it was a work of art and all that sort of nonsense and I was just left completely baffled.

Lock Jaw 02-23-2017 02:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mercenary (Post 4932853)
.... wait what?

I could maybe have a completely different opinion of it nowadays if I watched it..... feel like my tastes are "less distinguished" now.......

I remember watching Anchorman back in the day and not really liking it so much either, and everyone goes crazy about that one....... I should really give it another try with my modern day point of view, though.......

Stickman 02-23-2017 03:04 PM

I get that people who are not Will Farrell don't enjoy his movies, but his movies are far from the worst.

The first time I watched Semi-Pro I hated it. For some reason I watched it again a few years later and thought it was hilarious.

Outsider 02-23-2017 06:58 PM

Twilight.

I knew nothing about the books before I went to see it. Just had a text off a mate asking if I wanted to go watch a vampire film.

Christ it was hard going.

Seanny One Ball 02-24-2017 12:21 AM

I was looking forward to Snowpiercer. I will end up buying it anyway but I always worry when people tell me something is dreadful.

Damian Rey 2.0 02-24-2017 01:14 AM

I liked Snowpiercer. It wasn't groundbreaking or anything but I enjoyed it.

Worst movie for me is Dragon Ball Evolution. Just so bad on every level. Only plus it's Emmy Rossum is really pretty I think

Big Vic 02-24-2017 08:33 AM

Will no one cosign with me on "The Box"?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...sterteaser.jpg

Seanny One Ball 02-24-2017 10:32 AM

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Originally Posted by loopydate (Post 1195750)
Yeah, it's the worst of a mostly solid franchise, but there have been worse superhero movies than B&R, so I don't see how B&R could be the worst overall movie.

B&R > Captain America
B&R > The Roger Corman "Fantastic Four"
B&R > David Hasselhoff as "Nick Fury"


You can add Dolphins Lundgren as The Punisher to that list.
I think the actor that played Captain America is JD Salinger's son.

Frank Drebin 02-24-2017 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Vic (Post 4933264)
Will no one cosign with me on "The Box"?

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...sterteaser.jpg

No. That was a good movie, actually. How could you possibly consider it the worst of all time? You're going to tell me any Kevin James movie is better?

Triple A 02-25-2017 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Triple A (Post 1194488)
Head of State - Fucking made me want to die about 50 times during the movie. AWFUL. ASODFIUPASDOPSADFMOXAIU

I would also say Marci X but I only watched like 15 mins of it before wanting to VOMIT RAGE

wtf at saying "VOMIT RAGE"

Doesn't sound like anything I would ever say

I would still say that "Marci X" is the worst movie I have ever seen though

Bobholly138 02-25-2017 03:21 AM

Vampeggedon

Cool King 02-25-2017 09:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Triple A (Post 4933525)
wtf at saying "VOMIT RAGE"

Doesn't sound like anything I would ever say

I would still say that "Marci X" is the worst movie I have ever seen though

"VOMIT RAGE" would make a good name for a metal band.

Danny Electric 02-27-2017 01:05 PM

King Of Fighters , Dead Or Alive movie, anything like that

Big Vic 02-27-2017 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 4933497)
No. That was a good movie, actually. How could you possibly consider it the worst of all time? You're going to tell me any Kevin James movie is better?

I've only seen "Hitch" and yes that was better.


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