"Dad this is getting wierd"

that's how far my churches windows were..

That was GOLD!

Time for Cuban 3 Minute Warning, apparently

Funniest part was Shane being so uncomfortable with the whole thing.

Oh look, it's Lou Bega. Sing some Mambo Number 5

This dude could potentially be awesome if he rolls his r's for like a minute straight in his promos.

Joomaga! :shifty:

I got all giddy last week when Umaga had Flair up cuz I hoped he might do the Burning Hammer. :(

How long will this squash match la... Never mind.

Best finisher ever: Thumb To The Neck.

Right...remember his name...

...<s>Jamal</s> Omanga

I thought he was going to jam his thumb up his bum!

AH THE THUMB TO THE NECK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Was that over in 3 minutes?

lol he has grillz

The thumb to the neck gets the victory

wow ECW announcement yay.....

That was always how he introduced himself in OVW.

"Osama Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrodriguez Alejandro."

Oh No! Not...THE THUMB!!!

Nice Grill

Why did that jobber look like Colt Cabana? Maybe my eyes are fucked up.

poor Colt Cabana :(

It's the leathal cousin to the Finger Poke of Doom

:shifty:

Giant Singh is scary! It's Giant Gonzalez gone right

Oh man, this Umaga guy is definitely going places. Future WWE Champ, no doubt.

Singh didn't look anywhere near that cool on Friday.

Carlito!! *marks out*

Not getting that much of a face response though. Hmmm

I wonder if they are going to try to make at as though CARLITO turned heel on Masters (instead of face)

LMAO @ Carlito.

Well did we ever figure out who was the face and who was the heel?

Was it me or did Carlito have some new theme music? I didn't catch it, but it sounded different for some reason.

On a side note, I hate the stupid WWE Mobile ads at WWE.com. Every time I open a new page, I get that stupid Sgt. Slaughter thumb yelling at me. YEAH, I GET IT!

Well thumb to the neck hurts... I just did it to my friend who said that wouldnt hurt :rofl:... needless to say he was on his knees almost crying

This feud has a weird dynamic.

I :heart: Carlito

YES!

YES HE SAID IT WAS STUPID THANK GOD SOMEONE SAID IT

Carlito will break the Masterlock. I feel it in my bones. :shifty:

Regardless, Carlito FTW.

Bet Carlito breaks the Masterlock.

Again, I'll say it. Carlito is the man.

WOW! That was a sick chairshot.

Carlito :love: :love: :love:

O SHIT THAT KILLED HIM

LOL @ Masters just walking into the chair. That looked terrible.

LMAO...this is great.

masters is the heel I think

Who didn't see that coming?

After Master caught the apple.

No it didn't.

That was some chair shot. And thank you Carlito for finally having some balls saying the Lock was stupid.

Yeah Coach acted like he was for Masters.

Chavo gets a video package, eh?

And an interview with good ole JR

BAHGAWD ITS JR!

:love:

Yeah it really did. Masters turns around, and simply ducks his head. He didn't look surprised at all. The impact was sick but Masters looked stupid, as usual.

WTF of course Carlito is the heel..

LOL at the sign: Mickie go back to the ward.

Maria :drool:

I actually think they are doing this thing with Mickey now so she can get her pants all situated.

Hopefully Chavo wont return as Kerwin White.

Maria looking F'n HOT!!! Too bad she's gonna get her ass handed to her

lol styles

Mickie = Best. Plumber's Crack. Ever.

LOL Trish!

LOL @ Trish

lmao at Trish!

There's Trish, I was wondering where she was. LOL

A) there was an extra sandwich

B) shitty kick

Trish is wearing a thong :drool:

I hope she kisses her!

Both soooo hot.

Trish was wearing a thong...

What the fuck?

Trish's stock just went way UP with that! LMAO!

:lol: That bit was great

It's a shame that the stories surrounding the world/IC/US titles aren't ever this interesting.

Nice skirt

This angle just keeps getting better and better.

How much would you pay to have a threesome with mickey and trish?

Oddly enough so did my penis

That was great. They're doing damn good with this angle.

Not as much as I would pay to have a foursome with Mickie, Trish, and Maria :drool:

In my opinion Trish is alot hotter with that hair

*drools*

Edit: damnit it was supposed to go with a Quote... reposted it correctly

What's with this two HHH themes? Its weird

Ok...wtf? Does Triple H have a promo theme and a wrestling theme?

:drool:

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HIS OLD MUSIC?

So Cena/Edge Vs. Trips next week?

OK, so last week, Edge and HHH vs. Cena.
This week, HHH and Cena vs. Edge.
Next week HHH vs. Edge and Cena???

You would think

Lita should wear pasties with that outfit just in case an accident should occur

lol trips distracted by Lita

She's probably taped in, or else we'd already have a ton of botches.

You have to be a complete and total idiot to not.

Oh wait. :(

Cena should have pulled the hand away and went to the back.

HERE are the boos. Thought it was going so well for him too.

Wow a full Raw, and not even 10 pages. :'(

As good as Cena was on the mic earlier, I still wanna claw my eyes out when he wrestles.

A good show overall.