BRUTUS! BRUTUS! BRUTUS!

LOL Eugene is getting humiliated in his own home state.

Eugene's got a mullet now.

I thought he was in Louisville?

:lol:

Eugene crying..

ROFL @ VINCE

Eugene looks bizarre.

Eugene should keep the half butchered hair look to go along with his stained boots/jacket from last summer.

He grew up in Indiana, like anyone wants to be announced from Indiana.

Post "match": Eugene gets strapped to the barber chair as Vince goes for the scissors. Well, Eugene did it to Bischoff so meh. Care to explain why he was a heel a while back? This just draaaaaaaags on....and on....and on. I might go play my new You Don't Know Jack game I just got instead of this. At least with that I might learn something.

Eugene kinda looks like Snitsky now.

Now Eugene is going to punt babies and sniff feet.

Well that's a step up from sniffing glue.

Indiana is Ultimate Warrior country isn't it? He should have broken the Masterlock!

Actually, I may be thinking of Arizona.

Supposedly, but that's not something I'd want to admit.

I'm just waiting till KHALI shows up.

Warrior currently lives in Arizona, but I remember in one of Warrior's lovely lectures that he stated that he was born in Indiana.

oh god. Candice Melina Feud.

Oh yay they are dragging the Candice/Melina feud to the TV,

Melina, come out and kick her twat.

They are actually going along with this 'net shit?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I WANT MICKIE

lol thats hot

wow, way to tell it like it is Melina

Shades of Right to Censor.

Oh yawn

Bra and Panties!!! .. And to commercial we go.

Fucksake... ANOTHER AD?

Candice makes her return barely wearing anything. Candice talks about Melina's blog on WWE thus making that whole drama thing from a while back a work. She talks smack about Melina and calls her out with all of the enthusiasm of Eyeore the Donkey. Melina comes out and berades her about just wanting to be a sex object. Yeah, because Melina has such a wholesome entrance. My friend: "Damn, she's f*cking hot" Me: "Who?" My friend: "The chick in the audience." Candice throws down the challenge for Bra and Panties right now and we go to a break.

BITCH

*commercial*

WTF

BAHGAWD

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THIS SKITTLES COMMERCIAL FOR FUCKS SAKE SHUT THE FUCK UP

LMFAO @ the singing rabbit

I got something for her to smell...

I'm now glad that I didn't pay money to see the show.

stfu sammy, i missed the first portions.

THANK YOU MAG

:naughty:










Your pies are awesome.

I would tax them.

Melinna might want to tone her legs just a little bit.

Melina has a flabby ass, no wonder she usually wears long tights.

69 !

NICE MOVE

69!
69!

BAHGAWD 69!

I'm tuned into Raw

Candice has a bruise on her left ass cheek.

god I hate Ashley

God Damnit. Ashley, fuck. Enough of this shit. there's 40 mins left.

You better hold on tight, cause I want to love you right

What the fuck Ashley's theme?

KHALI LOLOLOLOLOL

ROFL KHALI HAHAHAHAHAHA

KHALLLIIIIIIIIII

KHALI SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KHALIIII SMASH RAWWRRRRRRR KHAALLIII WWTTF

Khali.... :lol: he's gonna eat all the Divas. And why not?

Nice flowing straight into Khali's peice.

And. . .cue to Kane.

I really wish Megumi Kudo would come to wwe and beat the fuck out of these women with a flaming barbwire baseball bat.

Khali Smash?

KHALI SMASH TITTIES

RAWWWWR CHOP HER

or great khali.

either way.

RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAR!

BBBBWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH

For those who missed it, Khali said "whaaaaaaaa". Which may well become the new "wooooooo!"

HAHAHAHAH FUCK ASHLEY UP

Kane did Khali's gimmick so much better

ok wheres Kane.. its coming.. prolly.

JERRY SUICIDE LAWLER

ROFL THE KING IS GONNA GET OWNED

Bye King.

KING NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Lawler needs to stop acting like a face.

BBBBBBWWWWWAARRRGGGHHH

RAWWWWWWWWR TAKE THAT KING. No Chop :(

Fuck yeah, khali. Kill that geriatric retard.

See, one minute WWE wants to convince you that Lawler is Hall of Fame worthy, the next they treat him like a total jobber that got knocked unconscious by one crappy chokeslam-like move.

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lmfao, goes to the top of the entrance Ramp, AAAARRGHHHHHHHH

Back to the match which is already in progress. You know if Melina was a woman of her word she wouldn't have bothered with this match. Were the efforts of Molly and Ivory for nothing? Melina's got no bottoms, Candice has no top. I've seen fights like this in high school. More catfight goodness. Melina knocks out Candice and removes the bottoms for the win and revealing some sort of splotch on Candice's thigh. It might be a bruise that needs massaging. Ashley comes out and makes my friend's day by taking off Melina's top. Match rati.....WOAH, hold up a sec, THE GREAT KHALI! Melina jumps Ashley from behind and beats the crap out of her. Khali is looking rather.....Khali-ish. Khali could rape a chick anytime he wants when you think about it. He chokes Ashley for a while as The King tries to make a save. Double handed chokeslam that looked REALLY ugly takes care of that threat. I want to give a match rating but they seem to meld with the segments so I don't know what to do here other than KHALI IJDFIEJIFD DOJ(D((@#*(JE BLHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!

:rofl:

JR is speechless!

Notice Jim Ross called him "my Hall Of Fame partner". This could imply that Jim Ross is going in the Hall Of Fame and he let slip by accident. It could also simply mean that Lawler is his partner and also a Hall Of Famer.

Or he could mean "partner", as in "lover", which puts the Raw commentary team in a whole new light.

Seriously, their hasnt been anyone with the presence of Khali since Andre. I love it.

What is with all the Khali love? A fucking annoying internet meme, that is all. The guy has no positive attributes to my eye.

lol John Salley. K-FED!

AH! K-FED!

omg i would tax the fuck out of jewel.

Jeff Hardy is methed out.

Why is Jeff Hardy hurt?

I wouldn't exactly go for hair advice from Kevin Federline or his ex if you catch my drift.

Will today be the rebound of Jeff Hardy's slump?

Stay tuned.......

Speak the truth, brother.

FRUITY FRUITY DELICIOUS OH BY GOLLY THEY'RE FRUITY

Fuck off, Hardy is supposed to still be hurting a week later? Bollocks. If he was still hurt now, there'd be something very wrong and he wouldn't be competing at all.

By golly, they're fruity.

I love the Orton/Edge feud. very well done.

Man. . .I hope to god Jeff pulls an upset here.

Notice they usually do the Skittles plug right before a Jeff 'Taste The Rainbow' Hardy match?

Khali is the man.

He is rubbish as an actor, and as a wrestler, but the presence thing is true. When he comes out, everything and everybody just stops and stares. Just don't know if he is even good enough to be used in anyway, his actions and expressions are terrible....he is good on the mic though.

:nono: You've either got your tongue planted firmly in your cheek, or you've been at the Kool Aid.

nice Whisper in the wind. lmfao jr

I would love a swantop off the ladder.