Way to ignore my argument. And you'd be surprised how many fans have seen jap stuff. Just a match in passing, again KENTA is lucky to be in a different market. But just because he's over seas (though he has been wrestling in the states as of late) it still doesn't mean I'm going to justify it. I wouldn't want someone doing to me, how can I support someone doing it to someone else? Answer: I can't.

This is boring.

Man, who was going to interfere on behalf of Lashley anyway?

What's Umaga's face thig made out of?

Umaga looks pregnant. Why do most Samoan wrestlers have tits? Even if they are in shape, which most of them are not, but even The Rock had tits.

Vince is really showing his age now. It makes me feel sad. :(

'Cause tits are hot.

Maybe the MITB will own all and override the rest of this stupid Billionaire shizz

I didn't mind that right there. It did a solid job of building the match.

Flair is somaon?:wtf:

It's just all pointless because we all know the outcome already.

who is that kid in the look out from?

3rd Rock from the Sun.

ROFL!

Well yeah we do, but there are alot of people that actually think Trump is gonna lose.

You gotta build for it.

Okay have you seen every single match from every single kind of promotion in the World?

I'm pretty sure you haven't and if you did, you would see wrestlers taking moves from other wrestlers from other promotions.

It doesn't matter if the guy who invented it was still wrestling or not. Who knows that KENTA actually invented the GO2SLEEP? How do you know that someone else used it somewhere before him?

EUGENE IS DR VENTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Eugene's off to join The Highlanders then.

Sad. I really do pity marks sometimes. Then I go back to hating their ignorance.

Does anyone here think that going back to mostly squash matches on TV would make PPVs more must-see and therefore profitable? Or would squash TV lead to declining interest and therefore less success?

It's just.... how many WrestleMania moments are they giving away here tonight??

bah gawd bbq sauce

Thing is.... Trump COULD be willing to shave his head. We assume he isn't, but Trump shaving his head would lead to massive publicity for both WWE and The Apprentice. After all, it is one of the most famous hairstyles in the world. Vince, being buddies and all, may have somehow convinced Trump to take the loss. We all simply assume that Vince will lose, but what the hell do we know? I realise that's the likelihood, but don't rule anything out. It would be master stroke if Trump leaves WrestleMania bald. You CAN buy that kind of publicity.

Hopefully none. If this is Wrestlemania, then Wrestlemania is going to suck huge donkey balls.

Squash matches always make me sick, especially when good workers have to get jobbed out. Which is what's happeneing since we have to fit so many contracts on to one show.

wow wasn't expecting an Orton/Kennedy win.

Godbless you for trying to help me believe.

So I've been busy lately, and just got home. What did I miss?

Orton can win it from any where.

Wow, I thought that Orton/Kennedy - Hardys match was really good. Especially on the part of Orton/Kennedy.

Oh god not the divas.

Back from the break, for those who love Vince or those who just turned in, more of Lashley's loss and Vince talking about Lashley's loss. Vince calls in Eugene dressed as Donald Trump. He makes fun of the baldness and drives off.

Match time with more separated roster goodness! Randy Orton and Ken Kennedy vs. The Hardys: I've noticed they don't spell it with the 'z' anymore. It's just not the same. Orton and Matt start out. Elbow drop from the top gets a two for Matt. Jeff in getting a two off a dropkick. Orton drags Jeff to his corner and tags Kennedy in. Kennedy's all about the beat down but Jeff comes back with a headscissors. Kennedy gives him the old "bar counter" treatment by tossing him outside. Heel shenanigans makes Jeff the face-in-peril. Kennedy tries a super back drop but Jeff turns that into a Whisper in the Wind. Orton gets tagged in while Matt gets the not-so hot tag. Bulldog/clothesline combo. Side Effects for both the heels. Kennedy breaks up a Twist of Fate. It all breaks down as Jeff goes for Poetry in Motion but fails to connect on Orton. Orton finishes Matt with an RKO. Not bad and it's not like Matt or Jeff have a hope in hell of winning Sunday. Match Rating: *

Mini Mickie!!!

OUR BOOBS ARE ALL GROWN UP

OK, this can't be just me. That All Grown Up: Divas commercial is just WRONG.

It's definitely ironic. . .on so many levels.

Why is Joey Mercury Fired?

Good Ol' JR is going in.

I think squash matches do have a place on TV. It keeps guys strong, and being a plain old jobber never hurt some of the biggest stars in the business when it was their time to shine. As long as a guy gets a good introduction, a strong push and a winning character, a secret history as a jobber becomes a forgotten thing of the past.

For example, when we had squash matches, every wrestler had signature moves and a finisher. Can anyone tell me what Johnny Nitro's finisher is? Or Kenny Dykstra's? Eugene's?

Because you touch yourself at night. Don't ask me what that has to do with it, but it's listed on the website. "Because you touch yourself at night."

just thought of something. how much has the Woman's title fallen since just last year. I mean was one of the best fueds going into Mania last year. had a great match. Was all good.

Poor Mickie. Now shes gonna be just lumberjill. just shame.

I hope Fake Razor and Diesel induct him.

"JR is the John Madden of the WWE."



How???

I touch YOURSELF at night. WHAT NOW.

THIS INDUCTION AIN'T MADE OF STRAWBERRY BAH GAWD CHEESECAKE!

JR is still the best sports announcer on TV.

:lol: Triple H has copied Ric Flair, Harley Race, and now.... Jimmy Valiant? Check out that beard!

Ross is crying peanut oil.

The thing is, squash matches aren't done well anymore. When they're done they seem more like a detriment to the squashed instead of a benefit for the squasher. Dykstra and Eugene have both beened jobbed out since the beginning of their solo career, which is why they don't have a finisher.

JR needs to have his collars let out.

JR Rules

KHALI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stop blubbing, JR.... shit Khali gonna chop shit outaa JR?

KHALI SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMGTHEGREATKAHLIZ.

BWWWWAAAARRRGGGHHHH!!!!

FINISH THE KING

BAH GAWD HE IS ALL CHIN.

Flair's gonna die.

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! FLAIR!

bowling shoe ugly fist fight? what the hell JR lol

oh geez Flairs gonna get owned

OH SHIT. Poor Naitch.

Khali needs to do the Nature Boy strut.

WOOOOOOOO

id laugh if flair won lol

Oh, Ric, Ric Ric.... why didn't you retire in 2004?? After your great cage match against Randy Orton??? Then you wouldn't be reduced to this! Jobbing to Khali...

:'(

Kahli should NEVER have a match. NEVER. He's so terrible.

If Ric Flair actually does something "dirty" or actually breaks the rules to win this match I'll punch my dog in the ass.

Kane has the hook. Oh my.

"So much courage, so much dignity...the dirtiest player in the game..."

Sorry to nitpic on something so small, but isn't that an oxymoron.

The Great Khali vs. Ric Flair: Well, naturally considering Flair hasn't done his mandatory job to the next monster this year yet. Flair tries chops. Pfft, don't get Khali started on that route. A slam makes Flair retreat to the outside. Khali goes for the steps but Carlito runs down for the 'save' triggering a DQ. Carlito gets killed which brings out Kane and his hook. Kane gets the better of that brawl and Khali high-tails it. NO STARS, BIYATCH.

I hope they actually let Kane win at mania this year. He deserves it.

Kane's got your hook-up. Holla if ya hear me.

I realized another thing thats funny. Seeing Khali in like a Tux at the Hall of Fame lol

Every movie out right now look like such donkey shit.

Khali need no tux.

Mr Bean's Holiday??

That Will Ferrell as an ice skater gay fest??

300???

Black Stone Cherry

:love:

Shooter and TMNT look good.

KHALI MAKE TUX OUT OF GUTS OF ENEMIES.

Yeah, that was pretty funny.

Did they retire the Raw Tag Titles?

THE MAIN EVENT, THE OVERTANNED.

WM card:
Money in the Bank
ECW Originals vs. The New Breed
U.S. Title: Chris Benoit vs. MVP
WWE Women's Title: Lumberjack Match: Melina vs. Ashley
Kane vs. The Great Khali
Bobby Lashley vs. Umaga
World Heavyweight Title: Batista vs. The Undertaker
WWE Title: John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels

I'm gonna predict this to be about on the same level as last year's WM. Memorable but nothing incredible.

We hear from Shawn Michaels next and he's just as intense as Cena was. More great stuff.

Again with the HBK heel teases.

:D @ Edge being teamed with the Hardys and Punk.

So wait, Orton's heel and Edge is face now? What?

they put Edge on Hardy and Punks team for ECW.

Edge won't wrestle, you guys should know this by now.

It'll just be a handicap match.

Gay of the day award...:shifty: way to make edge look like a pussy IMO

That much is obvious, but I still find even the notion hilarious.

I care what Bow Wow thinks, why?

AL!

lol, he treats that belt like such shit.

No D-X tights for HBK.

How did the WWE let HBK and Cena keep those Titles through Mania? Honestly.

HBK should've started to do the crotch chops and then kick Cena instead.

They forgot about the titles.

Batista is so terrible.

'Tista is less hated with most fans than Cena is.

They got 5 minutes to do this. Unless we get treated to another big overrun.

BOOOOOOOOO