Zach Gowen

Kane when I was younger.

Hornswoggle

Most of them are pretty tough dudes. Wouldn't really wanna mess with any of them.

nicole bass,
she'd probably rape me

michael cole and pat patterson

Beth Pheonix one night with her and you'd be in the emegency room

You are just hilarious. Lol

if a wrestler punched you, you wouldn't be able to take them to court

Taker, he said once on Jimmy Kimmel that not many guys try him I believe it

It would be worth it.....:naughty:

OH YEAH, she is so fucking sexy, id love to rape her pussylips right off. such a sexy muscular fake titted babe, Poit

And yes, Zach Gowan. Heard he was a nasty piece of work backstage before he was fired

bring on the pain!

Two words:- New Jack!

I would not fuck with New Jack no matter what.

Dude tells great stories (whether real or in his imagination is irrelevant) but he'd fuck you up for cutting in front him on line at the library.

Id approach him at an autograph signing and whisper in his ear, then bam, stab in the chest like Pacino gettin revenge for his father's murder in Godfather 2

man this dude aint scary, who's afraid of a ginger retard?

The guy tried to murder Vince McMahon for "only" paying him $8000 for a crappy 3 minute match against Virgil at the bottom of a SummerSlam card.

Murder him, I say. Choked him 'til he turned blue.

Does this sound like the actions of a man who is fully compos mentis?

when i was a wee lad i remember seeing wrestling for the first time, and i think it was the headshrinkers, i'm not sure, they had smoke and some voodoo shit as they went to the ring. i remember that because it scared the shit out of me

Well if you count being a kid, easily the freakiest wrestler for me was the Papa Shango gimmick. I actually felt the warrior falling under curse nonsense!

you mean papa shango? he scared my balls off

yup i was going to say papa shango..scared the be-jesus out of me as a kid. i was there when the whole warrior curse happened and he was throwing up and had to be taken away on a wheel chair..made me that much more scared of him

like New Jack would ever be at a library

Id destroy New Jack, have you seen me? im awesome.I was scared by Goldust when i was a kid and so homophobic, now he just gives me wood

Taz back in ecw. He was so convincing that I was legit scared to ever meet the dude.

My how that illusion has been shattered.

Heel Doink :shifty: I was scared of clowns.

Kurt Angle

Loch Ness

http://www.freewebs.com/giant-haystacks/wcw1.jpg

I stopped watching wrestling for a few years after I got scared when Papa Shango made Ultimate Warrior throw up.

http://thexpw.com/images/pogo1.jpg

Pogo The Clown. He almost decappitated me sitting front row at an XPW show in Philly with the shovel.

Vickie Guerrero :shifty:

The only person I've ever thought could legitimately hurt me in any way, shape or form would be Scott MOTHERFUCKING Norton.

Batista.

It's funny because in EVERY wrestler biography, they say Meng is like the nicest most genuinely caring person ever.

...Abdullah The Butcher...

...for real.

Batista when he debuted in WWE looked mad scary.

But they also put over how viciously tough he is. I think guys are even afraid to make jokes about being as tough as Haku. Seems like the sort of guy that does have a genuinely good soul, but if you ever pissed him off, you'd be hiding somewhere. You just gotta make sure you never, ever piss him off.

Low Ki actually

probably the combination of the horribly deep voice and the angry kicking

More recently, I wonder if the younger guys got freaked out by Kizarny (While he lasted!)

Zeus

This. Seems like a guy that could take himself really seriously. Like if you went up to him in a bar and said "Hey man -- how's it going?" he could potentially kick you in the face for the hell of it.

:rofl: Well, Goldust is pretty damn sexy. :)

Umaga

The Berzerker and The Warlord.

The shockmaster

seriously, imagine him bursting through your door right now

Big John Studd

http://www.onlineworldofwrestling.co...adblock/01.jpg

He will fuck you up.

Taker and Road Warrior Animal

Sabu and New Jack

He means in the sack. He's a real "submission specialist," if you know what I mean....

Death by Snoo Snoo....

The lithp will to that to you.

Wade Barrett and Jericho should get a Pinky & The Brain gimmick.
 

I don't think I would like Barret in that kind of role.

gee wade, what are we going to do tonight?

the same thing we do everyday

If Wade Barrett ever says "NARF!" I swear to god I will quit watching wrestling for ever.

On a site where Noid has dreamed up ideas of Val Venis, Funaki and the ghost of Paul Bearer becoming WWE Champion, this is by far the worst I've seen.

I assume it's because Barrett has a pronounced Northern English accent that we should slip him into a 'stupid' gimmick?

Hang on, I just thought, didn't the WWE want to make CM Punk a deaf wrestler at one point? That might be the worst idea I've heard.

I think that TPWW Universe member Poit would approve.

if wade ever says "E-BA-GUM you have a shot at t' world heavyweight title"
i will lol hard and love him forever

let me rephrase that. I like the idea of a Jericho/Barret team. I think since Barret is physically bigger than Jericho he can play the enforcer role kind of like Gallows does with Punk. I just don't like the idea of "dumbing" Barret down

I think that was just a rumor from when CM Punk ruptured an eardrum.

i think this idea is so bad that i might actually puke up my own fucking cum

I thought that's what Jerishow was.

Only is he brings back Ralphus...

I'm pretty sure Poit is going to cream his pants when he see's this thread.

The only fitting NXT "Pinky" for Jericho's "Brain" would be Skip Sheffield.

As a huge PATB fan, the very thought of this happening made me mark out.

I am 100% in favor of this happening.

(The "Narf!" bit, not you quitting wrestling.)

:D

I'm really not sure how I'd feel about this. One one hand, I'd totally laugh my ass off. On the other hand, I'd like to see Wade Barrett taken more seriously than that.

i think this idea is so bad that i might actually puke up my own fucking cum

Dude, how much cum do you swallow? The way you keep talking about puking it up...

Its coming up from my own balls man, its totally nuts, thats how shit the idea is, my cum is actually flowing up my throat!

I see what you did there.

That's not how it works. You must've actually swallowed your own semen for this to be possible.

You're blocking, Supreme. Stop blocking.

I actually saw this topic by BillyBonez, and thought that this might be my favourite BB post ever. Then he somehow lost me during the explanation, and made me want to drown in HBPunk's cum.

If this was a joke, which would have been fine with me, it comes off as far too serious a suggestion to work. If it's not, then I really do not like the idea of Wade Barrett being dumbed down, when he does the "wiser than he seems" role so well.

So yeah, this thread does not satisfy me.

That and they didn't want anyone bogarting the "What?" gimmick.

:lol:

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT THAT MUST BE IT SO. FUCK ME

you already did

makes sense

i reckon pinky sanchez should have bobby heenan as his manager

They should do a serious romance angle with two guys
 

Sounds badass, but most of the wrestling fans are sexist, homophobes so they won't go for it.

Billy, no......... just no:nono:

We Had Triple H/HBK I think that's as close as wrestling will ever get to same sex romance.

But seriously I'm all for gay rights and everything but It just wouldn't fly dude.

That is to say wrestling isn't exactly a place for progressive ideas

see Flair/ OJ's boyfriend incident

Agreed.

It would be funny if two guys kept bugging "Authority Figure" week after week to wrestle each other so they could get gay in the ring.

gay idea from you

Only if it's the angle from OZ, where one dude gets the other dude to fall in love with him because the Nazis pay him to do it.

WTF?

haven't you seen 'bruno'? it's worth it just for the epic ending

Bruno fucking sucks, nothing close to Borat, this idea is also terrible. Drew and Dolph would be completely fucked for the rest of their careers like Eugene, who will never be taken serious again. Cop on dude, let a wrestler play gay if he is gay, if not then fuck that. Its WWE, not a fucking drama series, storylines are secondary to the actual wrestling, just watch Raw, the writers have never heard of storylines.

This is a horrible idea. Simply just horrible.