You are stupid.

That is all.

obviously you dont like melina..or girls.. maybe it would have been funny to you if it was Morrison.

It would have been funny if it was actually funny.

PsychoSport, leave The MAC alone!

The Shawn Michaels/HHH line was pretty funny.

It would be cool if Bret screwed Shawn in a retirement match against the Undertaker.

Vintage TPWW Vault

interestingly bret is booked to appear at WrestleReunion on 30th January 2010. This would be right in the middle of his supposed contract with WWe:|

Diesel mac..allow me to have my one fucking mark out moment. There is nothing in wrestling worth getting excited about anymore. This will probably be the last thing of any interest in wrestling for a very long time to come

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HE SHOULD COME BACK AND BE IN A STABLE WITH CM PUNK WHERE HE TALKS ABOUT HIS SEX ADDICTION

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I was expecting the song from Portal.

I am so excited for Bret Hart to return to the WWE. I have waited 12 years for Bret Hart to return to the WWE to get what he deserves for turning his back on the company that made him, the people who made him, and the family members that surrounded him. I hope they screw him again!

lol xero

and then he can do a program with curt hawkins and really give him that main even rub.

event*

Who Tiger?

Definitely watching wrestling from January to Wrestlemania

NO, BRET. BUT THAT IS A GOOD IDEA, GIVEN THE MONDAY NIGHT HOSTS.

TIGER COULD GO ON ONE DAY, AND HEEL TURN BY JOINING WITH CM PUNK AND ADMITTING HIS ADDICTION

Then Phil Mickelson can come in and allign with Matt and Jeff Hardy and Curt Hawkins.

Bret 'The Tit man' Fart

sir i believe it's Bret "The SHITman" Fart

Strokes tend to make you shit yourself, so Dale's closer.

I'm probably going to have a stroke after making all these stroke jokes. :-\

joes gonna kill you, brets gonna fuck you (if you're a chick. If you're a dude then you get goldust)

That video title is seriously fucked up.

Isnt Brett Hart like 50 years old and stroked out on one side.

This is obviously one of those new age fans...

no seriously. Didnt he have a stroke and isnt he like 52 years old or something? He probably looks like 2008 Roddy Piper.

Zen, just bust your load to Bret and get it over with quick. You fucking wierdo.

I've been masturbating 3 days straight with only work getting in the way. My penis is gonna be taking a serious beating for the next 4 months.

He did a decent job recovering it. he was on Off the Record after being in recovery from the stroke, a few years back, and he said he was already back to being able to bench 280 pounds... which is un fucking real since he had a stroke like a year or 2 before.

Well in that case, hope he isn't subject to WWE's drug tests.

Wouldn't it be hilarious if he got piss tested and suspended?

280 pounds isn't that much for someone like Bret though... I mean I'm pretty sure I could almost max out at somewhere near 280 and it's not all that much weight. I bet you in his prime he was maxxing out probably around 400 pounds. But 280 after having a stroke is unbelievable.

http://www.booklounge.ca/blogs/images/Hart1.jpg a more recent hitman picture

He's not as pretty as he used to be... but he sure looks a hell of a lot better than Piper/Flair etc. He's prolly more akin to Ricky Steamboat.

WrestleMania 24 was an example of how Shawn Michaels can carry talent by letting them get their spots in without trying too much.

Bret Hart/Vince McMahon is more likely, but not a match I’d be interested in. In fact, it would be not befitting of a career that was highlighted by never really having a bad match and such a waste of an opportunity. One match is pushing it, though, and there’s no sense in doing anything but Michaels for WrestleMania.

But Flair could actually work. Doubt Bret could do more than a brawl, which is why Vince makes sense. I'd rather see Bret vs. Vince in a brawl than to watch Michaels vs Bret and be completely disappointed in the quality (well, I wouldn't expect much, but others would).

At least with Bret vs. Vince, you'd know what to expect.

I still believe that we won't see Bret and Shawn in the same ring at the same time. If we do, I have a feeling it will be a one-off angle, possibly at Mania (before which they never crossed paths in any way, shape or form).

I don't believe Bret should wrestle at all... all I'm saying is he looks presentable and sharp, as opposed to Flair and Piper who look god awful.

Noone should lay their hands onhim either it is too much of a health risk. He needs to be a manager, that's it.

If you think we're not going to see someone take something from Bret your crazy. We might not see any offense on HIM (doubt we'll see him take a bump), but a Sharpshooter is almost a given.

This. Though I'm sure WWE could cover him. I just think it would be wrong on so many levels for him to wrestle.

But then again noone thought Shawn Michaels would work again. But a stroke is a little different to a bum back.

bret will throw a punch and a sharpshooter. You will never see a match unless bret wants to get sued for insurance fraud. I doubt theres a way around lloyds

You just have to pay out your insurance.

he needs to dye his hair black

they should have a short match @ mania where Bret beats him down and get him in the middle of the ring for a sharpshooter he locks it in a you hears Vince scream "ring the bell, RING THE FUCKING BELL!"

This feud is so personal between Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels.

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As Michaels has never publicly apologized for his role in Montreal, I find it funny that people are saying that the only match Hart could possibly have right now is with Vince McMahon. The thought of Vince even throwing a punch makes me cringe, let alone with a weapon. It’s clear that Hart and McMahon are fine at this point.

Bret Hart has NOT signed with WWE.

It is however a matter of time before he does and he is coming back for one last match.

I really didn't want to hear this news but I've known for weeks he was not only talking about guest hosting, but making a one time in-ring comeback. It will not be a straight up wrestling match though.

ya he has

I usually trust you Rob, but no offence, I trust Meltzer more.

Rob is Bret Hart.

I've been convinced of this for a while.

It WOULD make a lot of sense.

Only in my dreams.


:love:

I'm convinced to now.

This return is pretty aggrivating. I just got the guy's book not too long ago. Now I have to go on reading this book knowing that his return to WWE will not be covered in it. What a son of a bitch.

I was waiting to see what Rob said. It seems likely we'll get Bret Hart vs. Vince McMahon in a Street Fight for WrestleMania 26. Intriguing, in a way.

Bret does have a lot to gain by signing with the WWE. He gets his name back out there, as he's been running off the fuel from his earlier fame for years now. This renews Bret's reservoirs a bit. Bret could also use this to segue into a WWE Films role, and perhaps even get some sort of lifetime Legends deal. I can see Owen Hart being inducted into the Hall of Fame in 2010, and Bret also has a nephew on the WWE roster and a son who is training to wrestle.

It's just a smart maneuver to sign with the WWE right now.

he's 52

Why is everyone on here ignoring this?

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ROADHOUSE!

for a guy who has had a stroke and his head tap danced on he looks pretty good. That one eye is open a lil more than the other. He could dye his hair and wear shades and he would look very close to how he appeared 10 years ago

look at the size of vince in that pic. Roids really do work!

This reminds me of that time Mayweather no-showed Wrestlemania in Orlando

I would love to see Bret Hart become a sort of driving force behind The Hart Dynasty. If the WWE are looking to push younger stars, I don't see the problem with giving the nod to Tyson Kidd and David Hart Smith.

Kidd is 29 years old, and has been wrestling for 15 years next year. As far as small guys go, few bring the credibility that Kidd does. His training and style just has a bit more "oomph" behind it than most smaller guys. DH Smith is 23 years old, and could realistically be the youngest World Champion in WWE history should they decide to give him a push. He has some size to him, seems charismatic enough, and has been in a wrestling ring since he was 8 years old.

He's had years off and has kept himself in shape. His body has had time to recoup, even from the stroke. He's not going to be the hitman of old but believe me the guy is still going to have something legit to offer. If anyone is expecting more than what he gives, it would be foolish.

I bet you watching a 52 year old Hitman work one match (if that's the plan) will be better than anything 3 quarters of the roster can offer.

Look at Jerry Lawler work... I mean the guy is able to get the crowd into his matches and he pretty much just punches and does a fist drop... his psycology and timing are impeccable though, and he's limited but he does what he does well.

it would anyway, and the surprise would make the moment about 20 times more special. seriously do you think if someone was alll askfjksadjs bret hart just came back and decked shawn michaels or whatnot in the casual forum most of us wouldn't want to see it?

The surprise wouldn't bring in nearly as much ratings as the advertised return of Bret Hart. You have to realize that ratings is what it's all about here anyhow. For us avid fans that watch on a weekly basis, the surprise would be fucking awesome but it's about more than just us diehard wrestling fans. Anybody who was ever a fan of Bret Hart is going to want to experience this and the WWE knows it.

well he put jarret in the sharpshooter when he worked as commissioner in new zealand for WWA and wasnt too long after his stroke. He jumped around playing alladins genie.

I bet he can fuck most of you up

Bret's son is not training to wrestle. Bret paid for him to attend Lance Storm's school about a year ago and Dallas never showed up.

Oh, I see. I only read the first part of the story. Never knew that Dallas never went to train.

How do you know what shape Bret Hart is in? How do you know what this guy's old stroked out body can do?

And The Mac - you're stupid. Die his hair and put on the shades and be the Hitman of 10 years ago??? 10 years ago he didnt have a stroke and was 42 years old. Have you even met old people in your life? Watch a fucking Cialis commercial or something.

rectal you dumb fuck,

look at the pic above. print it out then roll it up and shove it up your asshole cus thats where your brain seems to be.

I said to hide the eye all he has to do is wear shades. With his hair dyed black AND shades on he WILL look very much like the man we watched in 2000. Yes, he walks a little slower and close ups will reveal his true age but when the music hits and the arena lights go down it HE WILL APPEAR VEY MUCH LIKE WE REMEMBER HIM!

Its not like he was in a car crash or something. Get a fucking clue!

lol

first i heard about this. Very exciting and gives me a reason to watch again.

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I'm gunna make a My Sacrafice video of me taking a shit.

i'd like to see that. with you weeping and sweating as you force that last taco down your gullet.

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lolz keep trollin big guy ;)

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i'll even mix in a scene where i beg for internet dates while i wipe

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It's funny that you mention that now he matches with HBK in that respect.

and how the fuck does he match HBK exactly?

I think he's speaking in regards to the ''for a guy who has had a stroke and his head tap danced on he looks pretty good. That one eye is open a lil more than the other''.

In that they both have a frigged up eye surely you can't have missed that.

Well also, at least Bret still has his hair.

Bret always was the better looking of the two.



:naughty:

Vince needs to let Hart and Michaels just have it out. Let them say whatever they want. The match could be lackluster, but epic.

The MAC cuts himself on the penis everytime anyone says anything bad about Bret Hart.

Makes me wonder if others used the same belt after.

I would much rather see a Bret-Vince Street Fight than painfully endure Bret and Shawn trying desperately to recapture their mid 90s magic. I'd mark out for a Bret/Vince brawl. I'd feel sad for a Bret/HBK match.

well the storyline could be if bret beats shawn then he will get vince alone in the ring. Shawn and bret have to face each other. We have seen bret and vince breathe the same air. Its time shawn returned the favour and jobbed to hart.

Shawn could pull a good match out of a tin can and Bret could do the same in his day. I highly doubt another Bret/Shawn encounter would be Wrestlecrap material.

:lol: return the favor?:

The whole reason this shit happened is because Bret wouldn't do the favor.

And Shawn Michaels has never refused a job? I mean, I'm a Shawn fan but come the fuck on here guy.

Two wrongs don't make a right, guy.

I will say, being a pain in the ass about jobbing when you're on the way out the door is way different than being a pain in the ass about jobbing when you're in good standing as the top guy