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In all the years I followed this sport, this has to be the dumbest idea known to man.
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It still isn't as bad as Mae Young giving birth to a hand.
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Atleast that had a "What the fuck lol!" factor to it. This is... a fart joke. Literally... nothing more... nothing less. A fart joke. |
I dunno. I would have probably said "what the fuck" out loud when I saw last week's fart segment had I not been alone.
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I have a confession to make.
I just saw this week's Natalya farting segment, and I literally laughed out loud. :o |
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An old woman giving birth to a hand > a fart
Any day of the week. |
Would say this is worse just because Mae Young had nothing to offer anybody besides comedic value. Mark Henry was worthless then too. So whatever. Natalya is at least legit.
Still doesn't top Katie Vick though. |
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She's Canadian, so she is in good company...
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The only thing that saves the fart segments is Santino's reaction. Maybe it'll lead to a "Hot girls fart too" thing, but we all know that hot girls don't fart. :shifty:
Also, the WWE REALLY need to find new cheers to pipe into SmackDown. They've been using the same sound file for years now. |
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Katie Vick is also better as it's atleast memorable for it's outrageousness.
This... a fart joke. |
In fact, there was nothing wrong with Katie Vick anyways. Fuck you all.
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I can settle this better by explaining how these angles had to have been pitched and the level of effort involved...
"Alright, so we have an old lady fuck a fat black guy. She gets pregnant and eventually is knocked off the apron, goes into labor backstage and gives birth to... A HUMAN HAND." "Alright, so we have a story leak that Kane got in a car accident with a woman when he was younger and his semen was found inside her. An immature Triple H claims he fucked her after she died, calls him a necrophiliac and eventually uses a dummy to recreate the scene in a funeral home by putting on a Kane mask, climbing into the casket and fucking the dummy." "Alright, so Natalya... farts... a lot." |
That was one of the most degrading and unfunniest things i have ever seen. I hope there's something in it for Natalya. I'd certainly want to know the reason she agreed, or is going ahead with this.
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And who the fuck runs away after farting? That's more immature than the fart itself.
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Ah, I think I got it now. This whole angle is just to piss off the IWC. That's gotta be it.
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They are not just farts, but really smelly ones. Suits the PGness perfectly, but completely dumb.
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Let us not forget this company once had Sean Stasiak wrestle with a boner, and the finish came with a nightstick to the boner.
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I can think of a better old gimmick for Natty off the top of my head right now.
http://prorasslin.files.wordpress.co...pg?w=241&h=300 AM I RITE? ANYONE? |
I can get behind that, Jimmy.
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Yeah, this is sad. But, thats something you sort of have to expect, when you have a diva who doesn't fit the barbie doll mold. IMO, she is the best looking diva they got...but I guess someone backstage doesn't like her.
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I know that you guys get off on Divas being able to wrestle, and I support that notion, but you can't seriously think that Natalya is the best looking Diva on the roster...can you?
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She's top... 10...
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Haha, shut the fuck up.
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Well, let me put it this way. Eve Torres is way hotter than Natalya, and Eve looks nothing like a starved Barbie.
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I bet Vince is just laughing his ass off over this, and no one has the heart or guts to tell him that it isn't very funny.
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But it was...kinda funny.
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Yeah it's funny, it's wrestling, and nobody cares about "serious". Vince in his age is entertained by more and more comedy and if the Rumble, Michael Cole, Booker, King, Daniel Bryan's meat hater gimmick, and Nattie's loud farts and Santino reacting to them is any indication, WWE is just getting more and more entertaining.
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What?
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Essentially FourFifty in a wrestling scene. |
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