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DLVH84 02-03-2012 08:52 PM

In all the years I followed this sport, this has to be the dumbest idea known to man.

Anybody Thrilla 02-03-2012 09:35 PM

It still isn't as bad as Mae Young giving birth to a hand.

#1-norm-fan 02-03-2012 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla (Post 3754866)
It still isn't as bad as Mae Young giving birth to a hand.

I would argue that point.

Atleast that had a "What the fuck lol!" factor to it.

This is... a fart joke. Literally... nothing more... nothing less. A fart joke.

Anybody Thrilla 02-03-2012 09:47 PM

I dunno. I would have probably said "what the fuck" out loud when I saw last week's fart segment had I not been alone.

Anybody Thrilla 02-03-2012 10:22 PM

I have a confession to make.

I just saw this week's Natalya farting segment, and I literally laughed out loud. :o

dingdongyo 02-03-2012 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destor (Post 3753942)
shitted


DLVH84 02-03-2012 10:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla (Post 3754866)
It still isn't as bad as Mae Young giving birth to a hand.

Touche.

#1-norm-fan 02-03-2012 11:36 PM

An old woman giving birth to a hand > a fart

Any day of the week.

Supreme Olajuwon 02-03-2012 11:56 PM

Would say this is worse just because Mae Young had nothing to offer anybody besides comedic value. Mark Henry was worthless then too. So whatever. Natalya is at least legit.

Still doesn't top Katie Vick though.

D Mac 02-04-2012 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hanso (Post 3754095)
I vote that going forward, anyone making stupid fucking Sid jokes get banned for 48 hours. So old, So Lame.

THIS THIS THIS 10000000000000000000 TIMES THIS

Anybody Thrilla 02-04-2012 02:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Supreme Olajuwon (Post 3755107)
Would say this is worse just because Mae Young had nothing to offer anybody besides comedic value. Mark Henry was worthless then too. So whatever. Natalya is at least legit.

Still doesn't top Katie Vick though.

So are you saying that Triple H or Kane wasn't legit there?

Autobahn 02-04-2012 06:58 AM

She's Canadian, so she is in good company...

http://0.tqn.com/d/animatedtv/1/0/P/I/spTP_fart_big.jpg

RP 02-04-2012 07:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Hasney (Post 3753945)
No idea, especially considering Aksana then beat her with a roll-up.

Also in that scene with the fart was Santino coming in later and claiming he could taste it. Just a great 10 minutes of programming right there last week.

Oh snap! I'm gunna start watching again.

Cool King 02-04-2012 07:16 AM

The only thing that saves the fart segments is Santino's reaction. Maybe it'll lead to a "Hot girls fart too" thing, but we all know that hot girls don't fart. :shifty:

Also, the WWE REALLY need to find new cheers to pipe into SmackDown. They've been using the same sound file for years now.

Supreme Olajuwon 02-04-2012 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla (Post 3755194)
So are you saying that Triple H or Kane wasn't legit there?

No I'm saying they were both legit which makes it 10 million times worse.

#1-norm-fan 02-04-2012 09:49 AM

Katie Vick is also better as it's atleast memorable for it's outrageousness.

This... a fart joke.

#1-norm-fan 02-04-2012 09:49 AM

In fact, there was nothing wrong with Katie Vick anyways. Fuck you all.

#1-norm-fan 02-04-2012 10:02 AM

I can settle this better by explaining how these angles had to have been pitched and the level of effort involved...

"Alright, so we have an old lady fuck a fat black guy. She gets pregnant and eventually is knocked off the apron, goes into labor backstage and gives birth to... A HUMAN HAND."

"Alright, so we have a story leak that Kane got in a car accident with a woman when he was younger and his semen was found inside her. An immature Triple H claims he fucked her after she died, calls him a necrophiliac and eventually uses a dummy to recreate the scene in a funeral home by putting on a Kane mask, climbing into the casket and fucking the dummy."

"Alright, so Natalya... farts... a lot."

Asmo 02-04-2012 10:29 AM

That was one of the most degrading and unfunniest things i have ever seen. I hope there's something in it for Natalya. I'd certainly want to know the reason she agreed, or is going ahead with this.

Rammsteinmad 02-04-2012 10:30 AM

And who the fuck runs away after farting? That's more immature than the fart itself.

Rammsteinmad 02-04-2012 10:30 AM

Ah, I think I got it now. This whole angle is just to piss off the IWC. That's gotta be it.

Kane Knight 02-04-2012 11:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 3755306)
I can settle this better by explaining how these angles had to have been pitched and the level of effort involved...

"Alright, so we have an old lady fuck a fat black guy. She gets pregnant and eventually is knocked off the apron, goes into labor backstage and gives birth to... A HUMAN HAND."

"Alright, so we have a story leak that Kane got in a car accident with a woman when he was younger and his semen was found inside her. An immature Triple H claims he fucked her after she died, calls him a necrophiliac and eventually uses a dummy to recreate the scene in a funeral home by putting on a Kane mask, climbing into the casket and fucking the dummy."

"Alright, so Natalya... farts... a lot."

The effort in the first two just makes it all the sadder.

Disturbed316 02-04-2012 11:34 AM

They are not just farts, but really smelly ones. Suits the PGness perfectly, but completely dumb.

Innovator 02-04-2012 12:24 PM

Let us not forget this company once had Sean Stasiak wrestle with a boner, and the finish came with a nightstick to the boner.

St. Jimmy 02-04-2012 12:26 PM

I can think of a better old gimmick for Natty off the top of my head right now.

http://prorasslin.files.wordpress.co...pg?w=241&h=300

AM I RITE? ANYONE?

Anybody Thrilla 02-04-2012 12:31 PM

I can get behind that, Jimmy.

Pintint 02-04-2012 01:12 PM

Yeah, this is sad. But, thats something you sort of have to expect, when you have a diva who doesn't fit the barbie doll mold. IMO, she is the best looking diva they got...but I guess someone backstage doesn't like her.

Anybody Thrilla 02-04-2012 01:14 PM

I know that you guys get off on Divas being able to wrestle, and I support that notion, but you can't seriously think that Natalya is the best looking Diva on the roster...can you?

#1-norm-fan 02-04-2012 01:15 PM

She's top... 10...

Anybody Thrilla 02-04-2012 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 3755468)
She's top... 10...

...on Smackdown

Pintint 02-04-2012 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anybody Thrilla (Post 3755463)
I know that you guys get off on Divas being able to wrestle, and I support that notion, but you can't seriously think that Natalya is the best looking Diva on the roster...can you?

Not everyone likes the "starved plastic doll" look ya'know.

Anybody Thrilla 02-04-2012 02:09 PM

Haha, shut the fuck up.

Anybody Thrilla 02-04-2012 02:10 PM

Well, let me put it this way. Eve Torres is way hotter than Natalya, and Eve looks nothing like a starved Barbie.

Aguakate 02-04-2012 02:12 PM

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Lock Jaw 02-04-2012 02:44 PM

I bet Vince is just laughing his ass off over this, and no one has the heart or guts to tell him that it isn't very funny.

Anybody Thrilla 02-04-2012 02:47 PM

But it was...kinda funny.

XL 02-04-2012 02:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BizarroKing (Post 3754677)
SPOILER: show
Vince is going senile

In no way is this a spoiler. Common knowledge for at least 5 years.

Jordan 02-04-2012 03:42 PM

Yeah it's funny, it's wrestling, and nobody cares about "serious". Vince in his age is entertained by more and more comedy and if the Rumble, Michael Cole, Booker, King, Daniel Bryan's meat hater gimmick, and Nattie's loud farts and Santino reacting to them is any indication, WWE is just getting more and more entertaining.

#1-norm-fan 02-04-2012 03:46 PM

What?

#BROKEN Hasney 02-04-2012 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fragile X (Post 3755625)
Yeah it's funny

No it isn't. I don't care about seriousness in wrestling, but it's so ridiculously unfunny that I have to stop watching the show and stick one of my nails in my hand to make sure I can still feel things.

Essentially FourFifty in a wrestling scene.


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