Love how he has that gangsta mugshot stare down. Shit just got real. Swags is living the gimmick

Would be funny if Zeb did recruit Ziggler and he had to awkwardly say goodbye to his big black friend and Puerto Rican girlfriend. They're practically Team Diversity.

Swagger is absolutely done in no uncertain terms. This is an all-time fuck up - even worse than RVD because at least RVD was already a top guy. Swagger was just getting his stride. Imagine HBK winning the 1995 Rumble, then getting a damn DUI. Just crazy.

If we see him this Monday, it will be to job out his title shot to someone. And we won't see him on WWE television again.

I never liked Swagger that much (read: at all), but this new character was getting me to at least pay attention - although I found it bland as all hell. That said, it's a shame that when he got his shot, he fucked up THIS bad. Goodbye Swaggie Time. Maybe now Ziggler will cash in and Jericho somehow gets a title shot? That leaves ADR out to dry, so I guess you could force a ADR-Ziggler feud real quick, too.

Meltzer thinks they might just shitcan Swagger and move Zeb Colter to someone else.

This is probably what's gon be do.

WE THE PEOPLE.

It's time! It's time! IT'S HEATH SLATER TIME!!!!

Can't wait for Jack Swagger vs. Kurt Angle in the main event of Bound For Glory this year. :shifty:

Swagger has been more interesting these past two weeks than Ziggler has been all year.

Not after his new gimmick was picked up by FOX News and people within the Tea Party. There's no way this just washes over now that the mainstream media is involved and knows about Zeb Colter and Swagger's "We the people".

He fucked up big time.

Is there already a RVD TNA Theme version of this yet?

Dumb ass.

With that said, call up this man and stick Zeb with him.

http://www.wwe.com/f/styles/photo_la...ej_0677_wk.jpg

Don't have Hero do the whole spiel Swagger did, just have him act as hired hand/bodyguard of sorts of Zeb.

And yes, my belief that this should happen is based entirely on facial hair.

Oh no!

Yeah, we don't need his flabby boring ass taking time from real wrestlers.

Colter should be paired up with the Shield. Promoting justice - the American way!

Daniel Bryan would be perfect for a replacement..... He's clean. Something Bruno likes. Good publicity. They can go with the whole 'vegan' and probably drug free healthy style, the ideal wrestler- unlike that law breaking maverick. Two great wrestlers, Del Rio and Bryan. Who taps out?

Ziggler cashes in?

Colter with Lesnar would be great too. Scratch off Heyman with Lesnar, put Colter and Lesnar together!

Given 3MB's established anti-Mexican views, that could work.

This isn't a strike thing. Weed is a 2,500 fine and isn't part of the strike-deal. DUIs aren't part of the strike program either I don't think. He could just get fired outright.

Ricardo nails him with the Mexican pail he carries around and the stuff him in a box with Destination: MEXICO written on it. Maybe he comes back in a few years and no one acknowledges who he was..

So basically, he'd be the Green Sin Cara?

Who has gotten a DUI while working for WWE in the past decade? What happened to them?

Cameron got one, but Vince probably doesn't even know who she is and she didn't even get punished. Interesting to see what WWE does here.

She got a 15 day suspension, but she didn't have weed and wasn't in the WrestleMania main event.

Maybe they tie it into the storyline where Zeb worked it out with Vickie (since Vickie and Swagger worked together in the past) that instead of just firing him they are making him go to AA meetings and such. If he fails to do so, he will be fired. If he makes progress in the rehabilitation program, he will get his title shot as planned. 6 weeks until WrestleMania. Little do they know that Vickie also added to the agreement that Zeb has to go for sensitivity training. In order to keep them together and on the road, they will both do their therapy together with none other than Dr. Shelby.

Cue Del Rio and Ricardo trying to sabotage them. Plates of brownies in the locker room, beer cans at ringside, Burritos left in bags, Spanish overdubs of their promos, etc. Hell, have a special appearance from Stone Cold where he offers a beer to Swagger. STUNNER. Cue Del Rio and Austin laughing it up and then show Del Rio putting cases of Corona in Stone Cold's truck. Have Jack Swagger do a "Luche Libre Challenge" where he promises to beat luchadors in 5 minutes or he will pay them $1,000,000 pesos (roughly $78,500). Del Rio costs him a match against Super Porky. Suddenly, La Parka comes out and beats the shit out of Zeb and Swagger with a chair. Del Rio then gives a bunch of money to La Parka as he moonwalks out of the arena.

Then, they rip off the CM Punk/Jericho angle from last year and have Swagger act like he is completely baked and Del Rio orders a live drug test. Swagger then comes unglued and beats the shit out of them. He then pours his cup of *clean* piss down Del Rio's throat. Zeb Colter then grabs the mic and "I bet that still tastes better than any crappy imported beer! You better watch it, boy, because when you piss off WE THE PEOPLE, you will get PISSED ON and BEAT ON because WE'RE PISSED OFF AND NEED TO BEAT OFF!" Swagger then looks at Zeb awkwardly as Zeb slowly realizes what he said. Zeb then gets livid and beats the shit out of Ricardo and Del Rio with his belt. Booker T. announces that the World Heavyweight Championship match between Swagger and Del Rio will now be a LEATHER STRAP MATCH where not only the title will be on the line, but if Del Rio wins then Ricardo gets to beat Zeb Colter with a belt and if Swagger wins then Zeb gets to beat Ricardo with his belt. Del Rio wins, but Swagger ties Del Rio's arm to the bottom rope with the leather strap. Cue Dolph Ziggler and him cashing in the MITB contract.

I just skipped to the end and read "Dr. Shelby".

I'm on board.

Were they in the WWE at the time? What happened to them?

Oh wait, it just says Chris was drunk in public. Somebody had to have gotten a DUI recently though..


http://www.tmz.com/2010/01/28/wwe-st...d-in-kentucky/

It was 2010.

Alex Riley did, if I recall. He was about to get fired, but he was paired with the Miz and if I recall, this was close to Mania, so he got lucky.

I do like the idea of turning it into a militant xenophobic weed legalization stable. "WEED THE PEOPLE!"

"WE CAN GROW BETTER SHIT THAN THE MEXICANS! NOT CANADA, BUT DAMN SURE THE MEXICANS!!!"

"The bootleggers took pride in making great whiskey, and we need to take that same pride in growing our bud. What has become of our country where a man has to pay more for Mexican pot than American pot? This isn't the America I fought for in Vietnam."

TURN A NEGATIVE INTO A POSITIVE! Book this shit. All of my ideas in this thread are more brilliant than Jack Swagger's post-show cool-down.

Technically they can be pro-hemp. Because hemp can save the earth (for real) and be used to make so many different products.

"Make the most of the Indian hemp seed, and sow it everywhere!”


― George Washington

Then, we can build to Champion vs Champion at WrestleMania 30: CM Punk vs Jack Swagger.

Either way, what I put in post #105 should be what WWE does. It'd be awesome and bring in a shitload of viewers.

Book the rematch between Del Rio and Swagger in Denver, Colorado.

This is just an elaborate set up for his impending feud with CM Punk, fucking marks :shifty:

to me this is a bigger issue of more egg going on the company because of the controversy over the character generating buzz and then this happens where the media can point and laugh at WWE. in a way mirrors the hacksaw/iron shiek ordeal where your employees do a jackass thing but it causes a 2nd set of problems aside from the dui

dude it might be time to look in the mirror, your taste in what is good and bad really is shitty

This is totally different from regal. Regal got fucked by unlisted ingredients in legal supplements.