TNA Full Monty Mayhem

TNA 6 slides of Steel (to escape the cage you have to go down a slide)

King of the Iron Mountain - winner backs up all his data

Six Sides of Steele - Triple H wins

Monster's Ball Unplugged

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Blindfold cage match

Efemination Chamber loser must undergo a sex change

Cremated Alive match first person to scatter their opponents ashes wins

Lion's Done: The match continues until the large jungle cat is finished cooking

Loser loves town - loser can only wrestle in that town for the rest of their career

Duchess of Stamford Rules Match

A wrestling match where no wrestling moves are allowed and each wrestler must give a 20 minute promo while fighting during the match itself.

Handycamp match weapons are items useful when camping

Tunney In The Bank: A title shot for the first to climb the ladder and retrieve the ashes of former WWF President Jack Tunney

I spit match first wrestler to spit loses

Word War 3 60 man promo battle eliminations occur when you fuck up by saying things like "tuck your legs between your legs"

No DQ match loser is barred from Dairy Queen

No countouts but there are count ins. Match can only take place inside the ring for a 10 count

#101 contender match earn the right to be the 100th next man up

Survive or Sears - Eliminated team forced to work at sears

TNA Empty Arena Match: Only people who pay for seats can attend.

(Aw, man. "Moose-Knuckle Shuffle" would have been an excellent response to the last hash tag.")

Sklarway to Hell Match - Ladder match for the dangling Sklar Brothers

24/7 Falls Match-- Opponents try to get 24 out of 7 falls, and since this is a mathematical impossibility, the entire match implodes upon itself.

Deriver Series. Teams of five compete to perform advanced mathematics until all members of one team have been determined as outliers.

Lord of the Ring Match - IC Champ vs. US Champ - Winner destroys his title in forge of Mount Doom.

Seal Cage Match- The ring is completely surrounded by sea lions.

Teal Cage Match - Like the big blue cage, only... y'know, teal.

Steal Cage Match: First person to disassemble the cage and load it onto a production truck wins

King of I-Ching: 8-man tournament to see who is the best student of ancient Chinese philosophy.

Cattle royal: 20 cows in the ring at once. Nothing happens because they're cows and don't understand the rules of professional wrestling

The Andre The Giant Memorial Cattle Boil: 20 cows are boiled in a large cauldron of boiling water in a tribute for Andre

The Loyal Rumble: No man for himself

Battle Royale with Cheese - Each wrestler must eat a burger prior to eliminating someone.

The Foil Rumble - winner must make dinner and keep it warm for an hour

The Royal Humble - the Iron Sheik makes everyone humble

The O'Doyle Rumble - O'Doyle Rules

Raw Russian Roulette

Bra & Aunties Match

Texas Deaf Match