Miz got knocked off on Main Event

I want to have sex with Bailey

How would owen feel about that?

I think by now he knows what a "special hug" means.

He divorced me. I am single and ready to mingle.

Oh no how come?

I told him my favorite wrestler was Roman Reigns :love::heart::love::heart:

No

Damn it Cena

No eliminations on Raw, making this weeks edition of the flagship show entirely without merit.

I'm baffled no one choose Rowan... Harper is the fall guy 9 times outta 10

Yeah, he's always a solid pick. I expect he will be the last NPC standing at least.

Konnor is also one of those guys who wrestles often and never takes the pin, but nobody picks him because he sucks.

Swaggie knocks out Stardust on Main Event

would you look at that

my bitch actually wrestled

Seems like Roman will survive past the rumble. :) now I just gotta hope for the LON screwing Cena by rolling him up and pulling the tights.

Well, shit. Managed barely top-10 finish in S20 and this time I didn't even crack the top 15. Need to really consider my strategy for S22.

uh oh is THE DEMON KANE going to be eliminated due to inactivity

The festive period brings us few gifts, offering up The Dudley Boyz (Volare & Mercenary), The Uso on the left (Shisen Kopf), Ziggler (Lavel) and The Miz (Simple Fan) in week two of the competition. Unfortunately the WWE booking committee also decided the holidays would be a good time to let some worthless job fuck pin Fandango. Worst booking decision of 2015.

Week three leaves us feeling bare and empty, as a solitary Stardust (Droford) taps out to That Jack Swagger. At least it wasn't to Titus O'Neil this time. Take solace in the small things. A live event scheduling snafu also allows D-Young (Poit) to actually work a taped match, while much to the surprise of Sixx, Tamina gets some action at the last possible moment and doesn't even do the job. That wraps up the initial three week period without a single three weeking, miraculous.

With Charlotte (DAMN iNATOR) losing on Raw, this also makes Tamina the last Diva standing, against all odds. For that reason our Survivor of the Month is Tamina. Well done, I guess. Only four NPCs remain, including Savio's lost choice Erick Rowan, so it would seem our Survivors have chosen wisely for the most part...

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Participants

Alberto Del Rio - Vito Cruz - Last wrestled 1/4 Raw
Bad (News) King (Wade) Barrett - KaosDarksol - Last wrestled 12/28 Raw
Big E - Impact! - Last wrestled 1/4 Raw
Big Show - Maluco - Last wrestled 1/4 Raw
Bray Wyatt - DaveWadding - Last wrestled 12/22 Smackdown LIVE Must wrestle by 01/12
Darren Young - Poit - Last wrestled 01/01 Superstars
Dean Ambrose - RiX1024 - Last wrestled 12/31 Smackdown
"Hacksaw" Jim Uso (The Rock's Cousin) - Bad News Gertner - Last wrestled 1/4 Raw
John Cena - mike adamle - Last wrestled 12/28 Raw
Kane, The Demon - Road Doggy Dogg - Last wrestled 12/22 Smackdown LIVE Must wrestle by 01/12
Kalisto - Smelly Meatball - Last Wrestled 1/4 Raw
Luke Harper - Ermaximus - Last wrestled 12/31 Smackdown
Roman Reigns - Savio (c) - Last wrestled 1/4 Raw
RUSEV - Lock Jaw - Last wrestled 1/4 Raw
Tamina - Sixx - Last Wrestled 12/31 Smackdown
Titus O'Neil - Fenix122 - Last wrestled 1/4 Raw

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30. Becky Lunch - SlickyTrickyDamon (▼12) - Submitted to Sasha Banks 12/13 TLC Jack Swagger Memorial Pre-Show
29. Kevin Owens - Nicky Fives (▼16) - Pinned by Dean Ambrose 12/13 TLC
28. Paige, WWE - poopfromweiner dude (▼9) - Pinned by Charlotte 12/13 TLC
27. Sheamus - Heisenberg (NE) - Pinned by Roman Reigns 12/14 Raw
26. The Ryback - teamXtremist (▼17) - Submitted to Alberto Del Rio 12/17 Smackdown
25. Kofi Kingston - owenbrown (NE) - Pinned by Kalisto 12/17 Smackdown
24. D-Von Dudley - Mercenary (▼17) - Pinned by Luke Harper 12/21 Raw
23. Dolph Ziggler - Lavel (NE) - Pinned by Kevin Owens 12/21 Raw
22. Bubba Ray Dudley - Volare (NE) - Pinned by Bray Wyatt 12/22 Smackdown LIVE
21. Chief Jey Uso (The Rock's Cousin) - Shisen Kopf (NE) - Pinned by Alberto Del Rio 12/22 Smackdown LIVE
20. Fandango - Ultra Mantis (▼8) - Pinned by some undeserving shit 12/23 Main Event
19. Miz, The - Simple Fan (▼5) - Submitted to Jack Swagger 12/23 Main Event
18. Stardust - Droford (NE) - Submitted to Jack Swagger 12/30 Main Event
17. Charlotte - DAMN iNATOR (▼7) - Pinned by Becky Lunch 1/4 Raw

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Keepin on keepin on :cool:

No eliminations on RAW again, they're not even trying to make this season of Survivor exciting. Get it together, Vince.

did THE DEMON KANE rassle last night

plz say yes

I'm afraid THE DEMON KANE has been vanquished, and it happened entirely off screen.

Sorry for your loss.

RIP in pieces

Barring a shocking smackdown I am good for a week :cool:

Lol Jey Uso takes the pin everytime the Usos wrestle. It's ridiculous.

After Raw we are down to our final nine, and shockingly not a single Wyatt has been pinned since the game began. Meanwhile under the radar, Titus (Fenix122) has made it this far by only beating Stardust and Jimmy Uso (Gertner) must have some dirt on his brother because he never eats that pin. After only a single match since the game began D-Young (Poit) has to wrestle on tonight's tapings or he will join Bad King Barrett (KaosDarksol) and John Cena (mike adamle) in the 3 week club.

Survivor of the Year is Roman Reigns (Savio) because gotta make Roman look strong. Interesting to note is that the last two Survivor Merit Award winners were promptly jinxed and jobbed out almost immediately. Will Roman succumb to the voodoo and take a loss? Either way this is now the most compelling storyline in the WWE. It would be smart money to bet on Roman getting eliminated from the rumble by Papa Shango.

#SaveUsShango

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Participants

Big E - Impact! - Last wrestled 1/18 Raw
Big Show - Maluco - Last wrestled 1/18 Raw
Bray Wyatt - DaveWadding - Last wrestled 1/18 Raw
Darren Young - Poit - Last wrestled 1/1 Superstars Must wrestle by 1/22
Dean Ambrose - RiX1024 - Last wrestled 1/18 Raw
"Hacksaw" Jim Uso (The Rock's Cousin) - Bad News Gertner - Last wrestled 1/11 Raw
Luke Harper - Ermaximus - Last wrestled 1/18 Raw
Roman Reigns - Savio (c) - Last wrestled 1/18 Raw
Titus O'Neil - Fenix122 - Last wrestled 1/18 Raw

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30. Becky Lunch - SlickyTrickyDamon (▼12) - Submitted to Sasha Banks 12/13 TLC Jack Swagger Memorial Pre-Show
29. Kevin Owens - Nicky Fives (▼16) - Pinned by Dean Ambrose 12/13 TLC
28. Paige, WWE - poopfromweiner dude (▼9) - Pinned by Charlotte 12/13 TLC
27. Sheamus - Heisenberg (NE) - Pinned by Roman Reigns 12/14 Raw
26. The Ryback - teamXtremist (▼17) - Submitted to Alberto Del Rio 12/17 Smackdown
25. Kofi Kingston - owenbrown (NE) - Pinned by Kalisto 12/17 Smackdown
24. D-Von Dudley - Mercenary (▼17) - Pinned by Luke Harper 12/21 Raw
23. Dolph Ziggler - Lavel (NE) - Pinned by Kevin Owens 12/21 Raw
22. Bubba Ray Dudley - Volare (NE) - Pinned by Bray Wyatt 12/22 Smackdown LIVE
21. Chief Jey Uso (The Rock's Cousin) - Shisen Kopf (NE) - Pinned by Alberto Del Rio 12/22 Smackdown LIVE
20. Fandango - Ultra Mantis (▼8) - Pinned by some undeserving shit 12/23 Main Event
19. Miz, The - Simple Fan (▼5) - Submitted to Jack Swagger 12/23 Main Event
18. Stardust - Droford (NE) - Submitted to Jack Swagger 12/30 Main Event
17. Charlotte - DAMN iNATOR (▼7) - Pinned by Becky Lunch 1/4 Raw
16. Alberto Del Rio - Vito Cruz (NE) - Pinned by Kalisto 1/7 Smackdown
15. Kane, The Demon - Road Doggy Dogg (NE) - 3 week'd 1/12
14. Tamina - Sixx (▲8) - Pinned by Alicia Fox 1/13 Main Event
13. Kalisto - Smelly Meatball (▲2) - Submitted to Alberto Del Rio 1/14 Smackdown
12. RUSEV - Lock Jaw (▲8) - Pinned by Roman Reigns 1/18 Raw
11. Bad (News) King (Wade) Barrett - KaosDarksol (▼6) - 3 Week'd 1/18
10. John Cena - mike adamle (NE) - Submitted to injury and 3 week'd 1/18

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IF you had told me R-Truth and Mark Henry would still be alive this far into this at the start, I'd have called you a damned liar.

I think it would be best for me if Roman loses the rumble (since its not a pinfall he's still alive) that way the WWE would feel that was his "low moment" and now he has to get on a roll and start beating everybody.

C'mon Darren, you can do it! Stand on the apron and watch Titus win a tag match on Superstars, or something.

Sadly, "Mr. Three Weeks Off" Darren Young has been eliminated just days before his big new team with Damien Sandow takes the world by storm and loses a PPV pre-show match.

Despite having a PPV tomorrow where all remaining survivors are likely to wrestle, only Big E (Impact!) or Jimmy Uso (Gertner) face a potential elimination. New Day vs The Usos is the only Royal Rumble match that matters. Will Jey Uso shock the world and not get pinned? I dunno.

Hopefully there is a double pinfall and they pin each other.

Hacksaw Jim Uso can't be pinned!

Haha Jey Uso takes the fall again at the Royal Rumble

I was watching that match and was excited when it seemed to be wrapping up with Jimmy and Big E...... :mad:

Big E is gone!!!

How the heck are Ambrose, Show and Harper still in this they usually get eliminated before 3 weeks.

Dude, Titus O'Neill is still in this and on a 3 month winning streak lol

Our hateful eight are finally whittled down to seven, and it's Big E (Impact!) who doesn't make it anywhere near five. Meanwhile in NCPville, Savio's favourite, Erick Rowan returns to his old gimmick of Big Show's personal jobber. Our reigning champ was wise to stick with the tried and tested, curse-proof Roman Reigns.

Big Show (Maluco) himself continues to outstay his welcome, using his unwarranted sustained push to make himself a real contender to win this season. Even though he's eventually going to be fed to last Seasons winner Braun Strowman, it's a strong possibility he will only lose via passing out like a bitch. Congrats Big Show on your Survivor of the Week award.

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Participants

Big Show - Maluco - Last wrestled 2/1 Raw
Bray Wyatt - DaveWadding - Last wrestled 1/28 Smackdown
Dean Ambrose - RiX1024 - Last wrestled 2/1 Raw
"Hacksaw" Jim Uso (The Rock's Cousin) - Bad News Gertner - Last wrestled 2/1 Raw
Luke Harper - Ermaximus - Last wrestled 1/28 Smackdown
Roman Reigns - Savio (c) - Last wrestled 2/1 Raw
Titus O'Neil - Fenix122 - Last wrestled 2/1 Raw

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30. Becky Lunch - SlickyTrickyDamon (▼12) - Submitted to Sasha Banks 12/13 TLC Jack Swagger Memorial Pre-Show
29. Kevin Owens - Nicky Fives (▼16) - Pinned by Dean Ambrose 12/13 TLC
28. Paige, WWE - poopfromweiner dude (▼9) - Pinned by Charlotte 12/13 TLC
27. Sheamus - Heisenberg (NE) - Pinned by Roman Reigns 12/14 Raw
26. The Ryback - teamXtremist (▼17) - Submitted to Alberto Del Rio 12/17 Smackdown
25. Kofi Kingston - owenbrown (NE) - Pinned by Kalisto 12/17 Smackdown
24. D-Von Dudley - Mercenary (▼17) - Pinned by Luke Harper 12/21 Raw
23. Dolph Ziggler - Lavel (NE) - Pinned by Kevin Owens 12/21 Raw
22. Bubba Ray Dudley - Volare (NE) - Pinned by Bray Wyatt 12/22 Smackdown LIVE
21. Chief Jey Uso (The Rock's Cousin) - Shisen Kopf (NE) - Pinned by Alberto Del Rio 12/22 Smackdown LIVE
20. Fandango - Ultra Mantis (▼8) - Pinned by some undeserving shit 12/23 Main Event
19. Miz, The - Simple Fan (▼5) - Submitted to Jack Swagger 12/23 Main Event
18. Stardust - Droford (NE) - Submitted to Jack Swagger 12/30 Main Event
17. Charlotte - DAMN iNATOR (▼7) - Pinned by Becky Lunch 1/4 Raw
16. Alberto Del Rio - Vito Cruz (NE) - Pinned by Kalisto 1/7 Smackdown
15. Kane, The Demon - Road Doggy Dogg (NE) - 3 week'd 1/12
14. Tamina - Sixx (▲8) - Pinned by Alicia Fox 1/13 Main Event
13. Kalisto - Smelly Meatball (▲2) - Submitted to Alberto Del Rio 1/14 Smackdown
12. RUSEV - Lock Jaw (▲8) - Pinned by Roman Reigns 1/18 Raw
11. Bad (News) King (Wade) Barrett - KaosDarksol (▼6) - 3 Week'd 1/18
10. John Cena - mike adamle (NE) - Submitted to injury and 3 week'd 1/18
9. Darren Young - Poit (▲8) - 3 Week'd 1/22
8. Big E - Impact! (NE) - Pinned by Dean Ambrose 2/1 Raw

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Down to the Ridiculous 6.

Really? Adam Fucking Rose of all people, Titus!!!!???