CFO$ made a major mistake not basing his new theme off of "America Fuck Yeah"

JJ's new theme still better than Joe's or Cass'

In an effort to prove how fucking magical I am, I'm going to save Jason Jordan's theme.

Here's live footage of it being recorded:
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Please remember this every time it plays.

He killed OJ's wife

At the age of 4

D-Bry fathered Chad Gable at age 5.

Your explanation is perfectly plausible.

WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO

That was odd without the concussion blast.

Did Sheamus/Cesaro just fuse

BURN IT DOWN

<s>THROW IT TO THE GROUNDDDD</s>

BURN IT DOOOOOWWWWNNNN

Whos screaming "burn it down" ?????

Why is everything out of place?

Where's the pyro

BECAUSE MY LIFE IS OUT OF CONTROL

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'M DOING

Did they seriously add that line to Rollins theme because of the WWE 2k18 commercial?

Seth needs to just use the old RAW theme

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OOP Jordan aint the only one with a new theme

AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

https://media.giphy.com/media/8B4uAsmg4kI92/giphy.gif

The combination of this, Jason Jordan's terrible theme, no Brock pyro and no concussion blast for Sheamus has me all out of sorts. I don't know what I'm watching.

BURN IT DOWN!!!

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/...51/933/b94.jpg

So Seth is both an Architect and an Arsonist?

BURN IT DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Rollins and Balor do the same mannerisms when they do the Slingblade.

We rich fat cats call that "Vertical Integration."

I have to start looking at washers and dryers now.

Like a real adult.

What is my life even.

Balor? Who's that?

Guess on the bright side, at least the WWE is handling this feud better so far than when Jeff Hardy would have singles matches against Sheamus and Ceasro.

Renee runs down and destroys the tag champs and then takes off her shirt to reveal a tactical vest

tactical tits

Freight Train: I am your father JJ, it's choo choo time.

Ambrose knows how to handle them

It's perfectly acceptable to go buy all your furniture needs at IKEA. Then you can work your way up to Kittles. nevermind that's regional to Indiana

Brays upcoming promo will be a 29 line love sonnet to Finn Balor

Youre pitiful..its true

ugh filler time bray in the house

Bray Wyatt:I cope by railing Jojo

Bray Wyatt doing the same promo he always does

Finn Balor using some Demon King powers to suddenly appear

Balor doing his own DERP-like thing is pretty cool.

At least WWE wasn't stupid enough to have the Demon persona re-debut on a random RAW like the first time.

Man, they just giving magical powers out in catering?