This should really be broke down into different tournaments

1- Actual Managers
2- Valets (will include male Valets like MEAT)
3- Bodyguards/Security

4- Personal Ring announcers

5-Seconds

6-advocates

7- Posse's (The non-"mean street" variety)

8- Family members

9-assorted ho's

10- Rosebuds

11- Sympathizers in terrorist style garb.

12- Druids

Dibiase Posse for life

13- Funkadactyls

14. The Funkettes

FLASHHHH YOU SO FUNKY

There's a lot of heavy-hitters in the second half. At a certain point it became impossible just booking squashes.

IF I JUST MADE EVERY MATCHUP ITS OWN TOURNAMENT, WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY???

On a side note: I actually liked Oscar for what he was.

Funniest option I could think of to job to Heenan though.

She was legit with the Dudleys.

But my first comment was more of a joke than serious.

Spoiler: Stacy will be in the 2nd half of the qualifying round. GREEN REP IF YOU CAN GUESS HER OPPONENT!

Paul Bearer

Did not expect Vickie Guerrero vs Theodore Long to be the hot match of this half of the round.

Battle for David Flair

Miss Hancock vs Daffney

Also, I gotta say... I think Fuji's a little overrated. He was a fine gimmick manager and served a purpose. Guy could barely speak English though. They had to put Cornette in Yokozuna's corner as a second manager so they could have a legit promo guy. lol

but..FUJI VICE

Fuji + Muraco = gold

Aside from Doom, Teddy Long was a jobber manager. Even bigger than Slick.

Awesome thread idea.

WHO THE FUCK VOTED FOR HARVEY WIPPLEMAN OVER KIMBERLY PAGE!?

Granted, Kimberly wasn't exactly the Grand Wizard (missing from the voting, hopefully in round 2), but at least she played a part in getting DDP over. Who did Wippleman ever get over? He was awful in every way.

He was pretty bad but i didnt rate Kim at all

Loved Wippleman. Fuck you all.

WRESTLEMANIA MAIN EVENT MANAGER, COCKSUCKERS.

He was good in Memphis

I also think him and sid had s weird chemistry.

It was all Sid. And how many times does anybody get to say that.

Downtown Bruno never did anything for me either. Maybe it's just the Memphis curse - after Jimmy Hart being absolutely incredible in Memphis for years and years (way better than his WWF work), Bruno wasn't even in the same league, and I still don't think he got anybody all that over in Memphis either in truth.

I don't rate Kim either, by the way, other than she looked great and could be sympathetic at times. She wasn't really a full-bore manager, in truth, but I'd still say she was more important to Page than Harvey was to anyone.

I loved the Diamond Doll. She was so lost but trying so hard. Like when she turned baby and was paired with Johnny B Bad. She had no clue what she was doing but damn it she just tried her incompetent little heart out.

She was my favorite trainwreck

I loved the visual of Sid and Bruno. Bruno definitely wasn't to the level of a Jimmy Hart in Memphis, but he was good as he gained more experience in the territory. I was just never a fan at all of Kimberly.

So bad she was good.

The Booty Babe

HAHA exactly

I voted Wippleman. He was a fucking women's champion, for fuck sake. Kim Page never did that. Plus, fuck DDP.