Jeff Hardy opening Raw and SmackDown you go boy

Mellabration sounds like some sort of vagina surgery

That match was fun!

They were all set to boo till he introduced his family and then they kind of murmured

Good luck Helmsphere.

And I told you I would cover the hookers and blow, but you never responded.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

Maryse hot braud

Wait.

What.

That doesn't sound like you.

Please give Carmella a good reign and don't let some draft pick or Charlotte challenge her for it tonight and win it. Give her a chance to shine.

I thought they'd be swapping the US and IC Titles, but since they're not, that means Shane and Paige traded away the US Champion for basically no reason, and then Kurt immediately put his new US Champ in a position to lose the title to a guy he'd already agreed to trade away.

These people are idiots.

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Absolution to SmackDown as expected

Ugh. We've been over this before - you know I'm prone to fits of spontaneity.

Asuka is going to be traded and she's going to win the title to make the Wrestlemania match and result completely irrelevant other than ending her streak for no fucking reason.

Absolution to SD

Sonya Deville and Mandy Rose to Smackdown! Might as well bring in Goldust.

They got their first names back.

I'm expecting Sanity tonight too. Pretty please

Cool @ the Usos jobbing but feel like I find Harper and Rowan even more boring...

Can't wait for them to announce Lashley vs. Roode in a ladder match for Saudi Arabia where "Bobby" will be hanging over the ring and the winner gets to keep his first name.

Please God put Asuka on SmackDown

Missing James Ellsworth...

Their entrance is pretty dope.

Shoulda whacked the other Uce

Is the Bludgeon Brothers were real men, they'd powerbomb Naomi off the stage and through a table.

word

He's starting the 84893rd wrestling podcast.

If Roman Reigns somehow gets booed in Saudi Arabia.... What does Vince do?

Book THE EVEN GREATER Royal Rumble on the Moon?

Harper to Rowan: "Back up, guy or we're going to end up all over the liberal media for intimidating a beautiful and accomplished black woman, I mean..LOOK AT US"

Neither. The only guy who will ever be worthy of such a first name is Bobby Jaggers (RIP).

Roman vs. Brock in front of a green screen where they CGI in cheering fans. It will be terrible CGI, of course.

Todd Chrisley for GM

SAMOA JOE!!!!!

Or your post about Asuka is a swerve and Jane Ellsworth debuts tonight and begins her title reign of epicness.

Roman coming to SD isn't he..fuck

oh, shit. JOE ON BLUE!

Joe vs Styles

Joe vs Daniel Bryan

Samoa Joe :eek:

Joke's on them. I LOVE terrible CGI crowds.

Joe finally gonna get that WWE Championship