Feel like they should turn Baron Corbin into a cartoonishly evil heel like Big Boss Man and have him like kidnap Kurt Angle's family or make him unknowingly eat his pet dog or w/e

We want Cena chant in chicago

hell froze over

Watching Wrestlemania is going to be a chore this year. Dear Lord, I am already dreading the runtime.

angle pins corbin superfast to allow cena to come out and be all "come on man, you dont want that to be your last match"

its only 7 hours

I can't wait for Corey to remind us how Sasha is a leech and is eventually going to stab Bayley

My dream porn shoot would be Me, Alexa Bliss, Mandy Rose and Sasha Banks. It would start with them eating each others holes while I'm in the bathroom sifting through there bathroom trash.

Or you could just not watch the matches you don't care about.

RAW's side of the card looks really terrible.

The most interesting match for RAW is the RAW Women's match but only because of Smackdown's Becky and Charlotte are involved in it.

Would be interesting if bald guys didn't shave their heads and every bald guy in WWE just had a George Costanza hair cut... idk...

Trish and Lita definitely facing Sasha and Bayley at WM

Wait, Beth? Whoa!

Wish Big Boss Man would come out and "clear the ring"

Ricci the Dragon Phoenix

Awoke the dragon?

Shouldn't that be a phoenix considering Beth's name.

#givecurrentdivasachance

I mean, a ghost appearing on national television would probably make people run the fuck away, yes.

Alexa Bliss has woken my dragon

SHOOTAMANIA RUNNIN' WILD

This has to get extended to a 4 way tag unless Nattie pulls a Braun on raw after mania should they win

So either the women's tag is going to be a multi-team one or WWE legit just gave away that Bayley and Sasha's tag match tomorrow against the IIconics is meaningless.

Everyone's favorite slant eyes is SD women's champ and Becky/Charlotte will be in the ME stop whining.

Why does everyone on Raw sound like they’re performing a skit

Terrible.

Wish Khali would come out and brainchop everyone on RAW

Agree.

I wouldn't have made her champ either.

Everybody except Paul Heyman sounds like they were given their lines 5 minutes before they go on camera.

THEY'RE HAVING A MATCH YOUR FAT FUCKING SKANK!

more like fatazon

Tamina has a..hoodie

Are we really still doing this with Mojo? Lol

Of corse that fat cunt and that barely mobile cunt have to be in the match. Otherwise it might’ve been enjoyable

Lol are they back to these Mojo promos? I thought they forgot about him

Mojo Rawley was gone for that many fucking weeks and he couldn't go find a better vintage mirror?

“What good is potential if you can’t do anything with it?”

You tell me, Mojo...you’ve been doing these mirror promos for months.

Mojo should go with the Batista strategy:

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT

GIVE ME WHAT I WANT

Mojo Rawley promo backstage...sigh

I am done with all the self congratulations and how historic and important these titles are for the women's division. I get it. Can we have normal feuds without the curtain calls and how brave the women are.

MOJO gonna be first ever 2 TIME ATGMBR winner

or not

Fuck off! You're not witty or entertaining with your godawful racial remarks. Don't care if you're real or a sock. You're absolutely terrible.