Steve Austin: Here Lies "WHAT?" Stone Cold "What?" Steve Austin "WHAT?"

Christian: Christian! Christian! At Last You're In The Ground!

(In reference to Christian's theme music he had after he turned on Edge and went solo.)

Undertaker: Look Marty Janetty is flying through the sky as me!

The Rock- When that powerline hit him, he really was the most electrifying man in sports-entertainment.

Stone Cold: Rikishi did it for the Rock.

The Repo Man: This Tombstone Is A Replacement. The First One Was Repossessed.

Test: He thought it was just a test

Animal of LOD: Ladies And Gentleman, The New Afterlife Wrestling Federation Tag Team Champions, The Legion Of Doom.

Rey Mysterio: Who's That Jumpin' Out The Grave.

Ok, I'm done.

i think i'm done for the night. i might bump this up in the morning if someone else doesn't do it for me.

Here likes John Cena: FIP (Ruck you if you don't get it).

Here lies Christian: Getting kicked in the balls by Freddie for plagarism.

:Shifty:

Here's the resting place of Chris Jericho. Due to obligations, this headstone will be touring with Fozzy through November.

lol..this is fucken funny

Terry Funk :Unlike his 9000 retirements, he won't be coming back.

HERE LAY :Bret Hart and Shawn michaels (locked in a sharpshooter forever)

Here lay Hulk hogan - grave next to him : here lay Hulks Ego

Here Lay Lita - and here's where she got laid (map with lots of stars)

Here Lay Kane : He finally got his push - too bad he was at the edge of a mountain.

Here Lay Vince : Who's laughing now bitch sincerely bret hart

Here lies the body of Kerwin White,
He brought a coathanger to a knife fight.

:lol:

The Rock: If you SMELLLLLLLL what The Rock is cooking. It's called decomposition you stupid jabroni.

here lies gene snitsky: it was'nt his fault

here lies rikishi:as he was shooting himelf in the chest his last words were I DID IT FOR THE ROCK

here lies the ultimate warrior:racism kills bitch

Goldberg: I'M NEXT!

Vince: I was FIIIIIRRRREEEEEDDDDDDD!

Burchill - Here lies GOD

Lita - botched life

mankind:he did'nt have a nice day
jbl:not such a god now are ya
brock:someone caught him on the internet

Terry Funk - We'll see how long this one lasts.

The Undertaker - He's not living his gimmick, per se...

D'Lo Brown - Now lower than ever!

Lance Storm - If I can have a serious heart attack for a minute...

Just Joe - They shot the messenger.

Val Venis - Hello, Hades!

Dustin Runnels: You will never forget the grave of *inhale* Gooooooldust!

Roddy Piper: Got his own reality check.

Marc Mero: Not so Marvelous right now.

Shane Douglas: Finally one-upping Flair, I'll be in Heaven before him. See how he likes it when I'm the one with seniority. (admittedly shitty, but it sounded like it would come out better at first)

Sandman: Die with one eye oooooopen.

Sting: Ladies and gentlemen, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 265 lbs., This was Sting!

Arn Anderson: Now that I'm dead, you can take my SPOT. Not your dog spot. Not a liver spot. My SPOT!

Chris Jericho: Listen, saint. I know you're trying to send me to Hell, but I have a 1957 BC copy of the original bible, and it clearly says that the first ever WWE Undisputed Champion is to be allowed in heaven.

Curt Hennig: Not looking so perfect now.

Rick Rude: Probably wouldn't mind a Rude Awakening right now.

lmao

Vader:it's not vader time anymore
jerry lawler:the king got crowned
jr:bah gawd this grave aint made of bbq sauce

LOFL!

Quality:y:

Chris Masters: Friend, Son, Master-bater

Chris Jericho: When he said that he couldn't be buried any further, he was wrong. -Hunter

Stephanie: Dirty, disgusting, bottom feeding, trash bag smothered.

Matt Hardy: [/life]

Brock Lesnar: Here lies Brock Lesnar, electrocuted by a website server.

JBL: CLOTHESLINE TO HELL!

Michael Cole: Buried IN THE DOG POOP! INTO THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP! THE DOG POOP!

Undertaker: No-sold life.

Lita: Sat on an electric fence.

Edge: Peed on Lita while sitting on an eletric fence.

Vince Russo: My entire life was a work.

Bret Hart: FUCK YOU VINCE!

Vince McMahon: FUCK YOU BRET!

Shawn Michaels: I lied, I knew NOTHING about it!

Hulk Hogan: It came crashing down and it hurt, really bad.

Hulk Hogan: Only orange bones on the planet!

Okay, I'm done, for now.

Dusty Rhodes: Went to da Mothaship
Saturn: Death's a Drag
Angle: Making Achilles tap as we speak.

:lol:

Making achilles tap. That's gold right there.

Here lies Daivari, died while running from an imaginary suicide bomber who turned out to be just Hussein.

Hawk - What A Rush!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

you are the man

DDP - It's me, it's me, it's D-D-Ceased

Funaki - Indeed.

Triple H - Game over. (A bit suprised nobody said that yet.)