I was starting to like Masters when he was really heelish doing shit to Torrie and kinda running away but then he stopped getting tv time.

Hah knew it.

BAH GAWD HE BROKE IT

I knew it.

Figures...

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Nice. I like how easily they wasted even the Masterlock, expect a Masters vs. Lashley match tomorrow night.

Good. Hopefully thats the last we'll see of the Masterlock challenge.

Masterlock Challenge: OK so now....Wait, WTF is with the Masterpiece's beard? Anyway, the challenge is being answered by Bobby Lashley. Call me crazy but I'd like to see a match between these two built right. Lashley REALLY needs better music. Lashley's all calm about it. Masters is somewhat hesistant. Masters is all "F*CK this" and slaps Lashley. Things get back to normal and the Masterlock is locked in. Lashley fights but goes to a knee. He rises but goes down again. One last attempt AND HE BREAKS IT!!!!!!!!!!! HOLY *(@&()@*(@*!!!! NOT LIKE THAT SOLDIER ALREADY DID IT BACK IN DECEMBER!!! Segment Score: D. There's better ways to get Lashley over and they seem to have discarded Masters into the Whatever Pile.

Lashley reminds me of Davey Boy Smith, back in the early 90s when he was too muscle bound to be the excellent worker he used to be/eventually became again.

The rock has a BIIIIG BOOWW

dude MAG shut up. we know what happenned.

I Robot on FX is better than Raw

They should have at least made it last longer to build suspense.

If they were going to have Lashley break the Masterlock, he should've done it when he debuted.

wwhhat the fuck @ that RGX body spray commercial. I would tax it.

Commercial break: WTF is with that chick wanting to smell me?

Yes, that's who I'm doing this for. The people who ARE watching.

House marathon. My sunday is lookin' good already.

Lashley rhymes with Ashley

They are also both shitty quote on quote wrestlers.

I don't see Lashley breaking the Masterlock as a waste of the Masterlock, though. Lashley is heading into the highest profile match he's ever been in, and the match which will get all the mainstream coverage at WrestleMania. He HAS to be pushed strong in the build up. What did you think was going to happen? Masters was gonna lose the challenge to some newcomer out of nowhere? Or a guy like Kenny?

It had to be a muscle bound tough guy in the midst of a push. Who else BUT Lashley?

Playboy plug from Ashley. Yawn. Are we getting a match here anytime soon?

That would have been sweet. "In today's Masterlock Challenge, introducing Jimmy Jobberson. . .

Bah Gawd Jimmi Jobberson eff tee dubyah!!!!

That Masterlock may quite literally made of barbecue sauce right in half!"

BAH GAWD THE CHAOS OF THE MASTERLOCK BEING BROKEN.

Back to the show, in case you fell asleep for 5 or so minutes, the Masterlock is still broken.

Any of the other guys that have actually broken the Masterlock, including Booker T two years ago.

The only thing Lashley can do is smile.

EUGENE VS UMAGA

Haha Eugene

lol *insert random diva*

Uh oh....Eugene is gonna die.....

Eugene KHALI PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

IT'S GOTTA BE KHALI. Ah, damnit, it's gonna be Umaga. DAMN!

aww I was hoping for Khali against Eugene

DAMN!

LOL

Lashley meets up Vince and crew in the back. Well of course, it's already been a whole half hour and we haven't seen hide nor hair of him. Lashley is BANNED from the building now, BANNED I say. Vince bumps into Maria next. Well, duh. Then he bumps into Eugene. Literally as he gets Eugene's drink all over him. Eugene gets sent into a match. You HAD to see that one coming. Ron Simmons: DAMN!

LOL FAROOQ

Stilll funny to me, damnit

Nice. Why does the Ron Simmons segment still make me laugh?