Pshhhh...who's gonna know. :roll:

***Opens up email window to Pro-Wrestling Illustrated. :shifty: ***

Abyss used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

Abyss once hosted the Grammy's, and gave every award to Corey Hart.

Abyss framed Roger Rabbit.

Out of curiousity though, you know how much permits and etc cost?

I was the salesman and knowingly sold him a lemon. *Evil laugh*

I'm also his third cousin twice removed. *More evil laughter*

Abyss was a steel town girl on a Saturday night looking for the fight of his life

Abyss did it all for the Rock

Abyss is two midgets on a Trench coat

Abyss screwed bret hart...vince had nothing to do with it!

Abyss shot JR Ewing... and Mr Burns

Abyss knocked up Juno

Abyss killed the Black Dahlia

Abyss is brought to you by the letter "S"

Abyss is Tiger Woods

Abyss shot JR and Patrick Ewing

Abyss really has no secrets at all.(that would be shocking..)

Wow, Abyss Facts > Chuck Norris Facts

I've started something here!

In the UK, you don't need to have a permit so to speak, but you must carry public liability insurance to cover any mishaps

For a UK wrestling company over a year you are looking at around £450 ($900)

Probably different in the US

We are planning for future angles here :roll:

There's a fortune in this business

Abyss is really chuck norris.

Boom boom.

I say TNA books Abyss vs. Chuck Norris as it's Lockdown main event. I'd buy it.

Abyss knows a wrong way to eat a Reese's
Abyss! Is! SPARTAAAA!
Abyss let the dogs out
Abyss has a little Captain in him
Abyss eats shit like you for breakfast
Abyss loves the rich, chocolatey taste of Ovaltine
Abyss can dance if he wants to, he can leave his cares behind
Abyss knows the score
Abyss is on the trolley
Abyss, Abyss, Abyss is on fire
Abyss shot a man in Reno just to watch him die
Abyss can stop the rock
Abyss will break your heart
Abyss stole that guy's pizza

I'm spent

Nobody puts Abyss in the corner
It's Abyss' party and he'll cry if he wants to
Abyss melts in your mouth, not in your hand
Abyss wet the bed til he was 12yrs old
Abyss' tattoos were licked on by kittens
Abyss has a 10" cock
Abyss invented gravity

Abyss gives a flying fuck

Abyss has a broken back and is very humble.

Abyss is tasty, delicious, fruity, FRUITY FRUITY!!! BAH GAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FRUITY Skittles

Abyss can get 57 miles to the gallon

Abyss is the big secret the Freemasons refuse to disclose.

Abyss did it all for the nookie, cmon the nookie

Abyss is the 4th Boondock Saint

Brian Pillman wasn't insane, he just looked into Abyss's eyes

Roger Clemens didn't take steroids, just Abyss blood

Abyss wrote the Final Countdown

Abyss has top DDR scores in four arcades.

Abyss let the dogs out.

Abyss likes long walks on the beach, candlelight dinners, and donkey shows.

Abyss once voted Democrat on a dare.

Abyss has finally met his long-lost brother, Chupacabra.

To be or not to be, Abyss knows the answer