and he's got a hidden third fist in his beard/chin...

Then out of the ring and Taker Tombstones Michaels off the apron. :cool:

LOL, nah, but could you imagine?

I'm going to be sorely disappointed if we don't see the World's Strongest Slam off of a ladder, ideally through a table or something.

Who wants to bet there will be a "World's Strongest Ladder" pun tonight?

In a trash-can, through 3 tables onto a flaming barbed-wire sheet of wood

How many pages is this thing going to get before Wrestlemania even begins it's still 3 hours out and we're on page 3.

Are you saying you want Mark Henry to die tonight?

Mark Henry is a walking Injury Machine. Unless he does it to Finlay, kiss that dream goodbye.

If Christian wins the MITB I may crack one off in celebration

Probably 5.

I'd say there's a decent chance of a 15-20 page thread before midnight.

:shifty:

I hope Finlay puts his stick up Mark Henrys butt

I mean his stick made of wood

I mean not his penis

This thread will be great and may top the Youtube thread in ONE NIGHT. Get ready for awesome!

PREPARE FOR GLORY!!!

HERE COMES THE AWESOME, COLE

Cole: I'm lonely :(

Hm, hadn't even thought of it, but outside of the Diva's match I wonder if we'll see any returns, or at least who will randomly show up back stage, perhaps to dance.

Alex Wright and Disco Inferno?!?!?!?!?!?

My dad just said he's hoping that a truck falls on Hornswoggle, Rey Mysterio, or bother during the PPV. Which I have to say would be awesome. Which makes me remember...

Remember at Wrestlemania 23 Mr. Kennedy doind the flipping samoan drop frrom the ladder with Horswoggle that was a very underrated and forgotten spot that I loved... Too bad it was at Wrestlemania 23 which really only had 3 watchable matces.

Does your dad hate midgets?

Well, with Henry and Finlay in the same match I'd say it's a possibility.

Big Show could push a truck on them... I mean, he did it to Bobcore.

Yeah I think so.

I've decided to honor Tazz tonight by making several posts throughout the night in style of his announcing of Brock Lesnar coming to the ring.

HERE COMES SOME ANNOYING POSTS, COLE

FIXED. (^Brock's music and tron ALWAYS came before Tazz saying "Well, here comes the pain, Cole!")

*marks out for Brock Lesnar's tron and music*

Just gone and bought myself some Rockstar and "Chips" (crisps really) to get through this.

HERE COMES SOME REFRESHMENT, COLE

VINTAGE MR. CAPPS!

Hoping this will be good, but think it will be shit. :( Hopefully Christian wins MITB.

I'm watching Bret/Owen Wrestlemania X, I don't think Wrestlemania will ever have a better opening match than that some other great Wrestlemania curtian jerkers include...

20 Man Battle Royal (IV)
HBK/Santana (VIII)
HBK/Tatanka (IX)
Snow/Gunn/Holly (XV)
Jericho/Regal (X-7)
RVD/Regal (X-8)
Cena/Show (XX)
Mysterio/Guerrero (21)
MITB (23)
JBL/Finlay (24)

How DARE you miss out RTC Vs. Tazz & APA

I'm stuck on weather to get a pizza. Not really in the mood, and want a chinese, but lost 6 pounds in the last 3 weeks thru watching what i eat etc. So dunno weather to just fuck it. Or i might do my own key to eight loss rice & veg.

Pizza, or Chinese or neither (rice and vegetables in tomato and basil sauce)?

Don't any of your takeaways to Peking Duck on a pizza?

Because Jericho and Regal opened Wrestlemania X-7

In that case, dare away







:'(

I'lld go for pizza.

It's buy one get one free too.

Perfect Pizza. Not the best round here, but damn fucking nice.

All I'm getting is some Strongbow. :y: