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D Mac 08-14-2010 05:59 PM

44% rotten rating at Rotten Tomatoes. :(

Verbose Minch 08-14-2010 06:07 PM

It got shitty reviews because the critics treated it like any other movie. You can't do that with this.

PorkSoda 08-14-2010 08:25 PM

Stallone even said it, and it's true. This movie is a tribute to 80's action movies and is really only for action fans. Fuck plot and everything. That being said.....I'm still in awe of seeing it and I went into a state of shock like 8 or 9 times throughout.

Reavant 08-14-2010 08:41 PM

the aoutomatic machine gun shot gun was pretty sweet

PorkSoda 08-14-2010 08:54 PM

I know. Just when I thought the movie couldn't be any better and the Expendables seem out numbered, in comes Terry Crews with his BFG and I nearly fainted once again....

CSL 08-15-2010 12:49 AM

Gonna go watch the shit out of this on Wednesday.

The Fugitive 08-15-2010 03:21 AM

Tell you what, that very first kill in the movie really sets the tone for what's to come.

Shaggy 08-15-2010 06:37 PM

Took the wife along with my dad and stepmom to see it...

Fucking loved it....

There was a little dragging in the first 20 minutes but after that its a nonstop action ride...

Only thing that kinda took away from the movie for me was the bad CGI in some scenes...but all the awesome action sequences make up for it.

D Mac 08-15-2010 07:12 PM

^Yep

Loved that they gave Statham a Transporterlike fight on the basketball court.

DaBrasko 08-16-2010 12:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Verbose Minch (Post 3199852)
It got shitty reviews because the critics treated it like any other movie. You can't do that with this.

Agreed :y: Same principle as Freddy Vs. Jason. The story wasn't the important part, it was just something to get them together for the fighting and action.

DAMN iNATOR 08-16-2010 01:48 AM

Great movie. Don't know what's with all the critical hate. Especially loved the scene with Arnold and Stallone and the other dude in the church..."What's that guy's deal?"
"He wants to be president." Fucking priceless. :lol:

Verbose Minch 08-16-2010 02:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DAMN iNATOR (Post 3202151)
Great movie. Don't know what's with all the critical hate. Especially loved the scene with Arnold and Stallone and the other dude in the church..."What's that guy's deal?"
"He wants to be president." Fucking priceless. :lol:

Are you fucking serious? You don't know who fucking Bruce Willis is?

Drop dead.

Jeritron 08-16-2010 02:08 AM

lol

Shaggy 08-16-2010 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diesel Mac (Post 3200978)
^Yep

Loved that they gave Statham a Transporterlike fight on the basketball court.

Oh yea...I was thinking the same thing during that fight....

I was actually expecting the movie to be Stallone with everyone else carrying the background...I really wasnt expecting Statham to actually be a main focus other than Stallone...Great role for him...

All the stars were great...Couture seemed to me as the only person who didnt really fit in.

Sixx 08-16-2010 04:21 AM

So who plays who?

I mean, who plays good guys, who plays bad guys?

Heard Stone Cold is a villain and I'd guess Mcikey Rourke, too?

Verbose Minch 08-16-2010 04:54 AM

Stone Cold is bad, Rourke is good.

D Mac 08-16-2010 05:23 AM

Dolph Lundgren
SPOILER: show
starts out good, then bad, then good again.

Droford 08-16-2010 02:29 PM

so..they're gonna do a sequel

Maybe they'll get Chuck Norris, Steven Seagal and JCVD

Swiss Ultimate 08-16-2010 08:15 PM

I'm going to get flak for this but, not only is Chuck Norris too old for this but, he's way too Christian to do it.

PorkSoda 08-16-2010 08:59 PM

Chuck Norris is 68. Stallone is (NINTENDOOOO) 64. Van Damme is 50. Useless information.

Shaggy 08-16-2010 10:27 PM

Was it me or did any one else think Lundgren was like his Universal Soldier character...

And as far as who should be in the next one...I was kinda hoping that during the big 3 scene maybe Arnold would have said something to Stallone about the mission saying that maybe if things go right that he will tag along next time....

But as for the ones already mentioned...JCVD would be good granted he turned down this one. Norris would be good for a cameo but he is kinda to far out for anything else. Seagal may be a choice for a bad guy.

Verbose Minch 08-16-2010 10:48 PM

I haev a feeling the next one will be Stallone's Expendables going against Schwarzenegger's (Sp?) group trying to do the same mission.

D Mac 08-17-2010 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3202595)
so..they're gonna do a sequel

source?

D Mac 08-17-2010 02:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaggy (Post 3203356)
Was it me or did any one else think Lundgren was like his Universal Soldier character...

Yes. lol

Verbose Minch 08-17-2010 05:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diesel Mac (Post 3203703)
source?

I remember Stallone doing an interview saying he was dropping Rambo 5 to do Expendables 2.

Jeritron 08-18-2010 09:47 PM

I really think the team up or rival with Team Arnold thing would make it a sequel worth doing. It would be far better.
I don't think it's out of the question since this is making money and will have a sequel, and Arnold is supposed to be returning to acting at the end of the year.

Hopefully they could get JCVD and some other nice choices for Team Arnold.

Bruce Willis' character as the main villain would be badass, or maybe Kurt Russel

Jeritron 08-18-2010 09:52 PM

Jean-Claude Van Damme Refused to Lose to Jet Li in The Expendables
17 August 2010 5:29 PM, PDT | WorstPreviews.com | See recent Worst Previews news »

Jean-Claude Van Damme claims that he didn't want to take part in Sylvester Stallone's "The Expendables," because Stallone refused to give him story details. But according to Stallone, that wasn't the case. "I wanted to set Jean-Claude against Jet Li, but he didn't want to lose to Jet," Stallone told The Sunday Times. "He didn't think that was cool. But that's why it would be cool; to have Jean-Claude beaten by the other man. Hey, they could have a rematch. But Steven Seagal and Van Damme, they weren't really into our gallows humor." During a premiere for the movie, Stallone said that he and Van Damme recent spoke and Van Damme regrets not accepting Stallone's offer to be in the movie. The two are now figuring out how to work together on the sequel

PorkSoda 08-20-2010 05:13 PM

So there will be a sequel....

I say get Jackie Chan and Tony Jaa in this and have them square off. It would be epic.

The Mackem 08-28-2010 03:56 PM

YOUR MOM

Shaggy 08-30-2010 09:56 AM

Just read online that Stallone is already getting a cast together for Expendables 2. He mentioned that hes trying to get all the people he and the fans wanted for the first one but couldnt join on...like Seagal and JCVD.

As for the supervillian......Stallone but a post on Twitter stating that he was having lunch with Bruce Willis about playing the next villian.

Jeritron 08-30-2010 03:35 PM

They should have Willis play the villain, who tries to pit Stallone's team against Arnold's team (featuring the new cast members)
Then they all just team to get Bruce Willis and his small army of henchmen. Pretty simple math

PorkSoda 08-30-2010 05:41 PM

Off topic: Has Stallone ever played the bad guy?

Verbose Minch 08-30-2010 06:08 PM

Wasn't he the bad guy in Spy Kids 3? :P

D Mac 08-31-2010 01:14 AM

The sequel needs...


Bruce Fucking Campbell

Verbose Minch 08-31-2010 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Diesel Mac (Post 3223536)
The sequel needs...


Bruce Fucking Campbell

No, it really doesn't. I love Bruce Campbell, but he doesn't fit in at all with those guys.

D Mac 08-31-2010 03:23 PM

Just give him a chainsaw and a BOOMSTICK!

PorkSoda 08-31-2010 05:38 PM

Goody little two shoes....goody little two shoes....

D Mac 09-01-2010 01:00 AM

Steve Austin was a bad guy in the first. For the sequel, how about Dwayne Johnson.

D Mac 09-01-2010 01:05 AM

He has worked with Arnold before.

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Innovator 09-07-2010 02:39 PM

It was fucking awesome.


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