Fuck. Can't come back against that one.

Big man? We all know I'm overweight. Feel like going all Rabbit on you here, 8 mile style.

Yeah I'm fat and my mum's a whore,
but she don't suck the dick for tricks no more.
I was married and then divorced to RollerSkateGirl,
And I'm not very like by C S L.
My posting quality is questioned by some,
But they can all go and kiss my bum.
So yeah I'm fat and single and my mum's a hoeser,
But I'll be KoTF before you, you poser.

That is probably my worst post ever :D

Once again, TPWW Universe, let your voice be heard.

*MUSIC HITS*

At a club waiting on Foley's standup to start.

Xero..... Didn't you used to post here once?

:'(

Yes I did. :'(

This opening act sucks.

Trying to get Foley for the local comedy club I perform at but I don't think he'd draw enough to warrant it. They show WWE PPVs now so I'm thinking maybe getting him to come and perform after a PPV and making a night of it.

Wanna do the same with Piper.

I miss when Xero posted his zany antics every single day. :/

I just want to know if this photo is legit.

That's it.



If it is, wow. I have good friends and all, but I draw the line! You've got to draw the line somewhere!

I'd totally come to that.

Can you get Poit and Afterlife off their penises so I can see?

Besides, James Steele wants another go at it.

That's how I found the pic, I didn't edit it.

Obviously faked. You can see the pixelization of HBK's pubic hair and the filtering and softening of Triple H's smooth pelvic region. Here is the original picture (it is a very common one):

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It was probably taken backstage before or after this infamous promo:

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Haha ok, got it. Got worried there for a minute.

Nope, Triple H and Shawn Michaels have only had sex 9 times and they were either threesomes, orgies, or they were too fucked up for it to count.

Well the PPVs are only drawing like 30-40 people now though it's slowly getting better. WrestleMania was packed (The place seats about 230) but since then it's died down obviously. I figure getting someone like Foley and doing a post PPV show COULD pack it for a minor PPV. Gotta find out how much he costs and see if he'd be worth it.

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I don't find any of those Twilight memes funny (that is Twilight, isn't it?).

No it's not, fella. :nono:

:p

You're not fooling anyone.

MARYYYYSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEE pic of the day

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"oof"

Good Lord

makes my penis cry

QUESTION: has WWE and TNA ever held a PPV on the same night? Also, who initiated that? WWE or TNA. Also, how bad was TNA's buyrate for that PPV?

Winner gets a gold star and a handjob from Maryse.

I thought for some reason that it had happened ONE time due to a WWE scheduling change or something...guess not. Thanks tho.

TNA tried to air iMPACT during RAW and it failed miserably. It is documented on WrestleCrap in a hilarious write-up. http://www.wrestlecrap.com/newmondaynightwar.html

That's probably what I was thinking about.

Wow TNA is like the annoying little brother...pushing and pushing seeing just how much they can get away with before big brother Vinnie smacks them in the forehead with his billion dollar cock.

Hell, like 5-6 years ago WWE was filming a commercial at Universal Studios and TNA sent Abyss and a bunch of others with balloons, cake, and shit over to their studio with cameras to try and stir shit up.

that's cute in a very sad way

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:lol: @ Shane Douglas talking shit about Vince McMahon's advertising/promotional prowess.

Hey guys. Just remember that a vote for me in KOTF will greatly increase your chances in Tipsters this Sunday. ;)

Shane, the muffins joke wasn't funny the first time.

WWE could seriously use a wide variety of talents atm. I wouldn't mind if they managed to get Big Dave Batista back.

that's funny. I hated Batista until his heel turn at the very end. I, too, could enjoy a Batista return but only if he comes back as a heel and acts like Brock Lesnar.

I bet Vince wouldn't mind them showing this footage all they want now considering the two best guys in the video work for him now.

Also, I wonder if R-Truth had to pay for that mahi mahi he stole once he came back to WWE...

Anyone heard an update on one Wade Barrett?

He re-injured his arm in a fisting accident when Alicia Fox did that extreme hip sashay she did as a heel and Barrett's arm was twisted in a bad way. The former bare knuckle champion claims that he will never stop using his hands to represent the dichotomy between love and hate.

Del Rio out of NWO

So who takes his place?

I would love if Ricardo took his place.

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Ricardo or Ziggler Brand Bump'O'Matic.

No no no. It's all a work. Del Rio is fine. He's going to wrestle and win the title. Yes. You'll see! GO TEAM LOCK JAW!

Looks like spam so I don't know why those posts have been relocated here. Why not just delete them.

I'm a bit behind. Just getting the opportunity to watch this past Smackdown, and then I'm moving on to tonight's RAW.

So, I'm currently watching SD, and got a look a RUN BrC (Brodus Clay)'s ring attire- a bicolor singlet with question marks and a comedy/tragedy mask- and looks like Punk Rock Bundy has drawn some inspiration from Hugh Morrus. I was half expecting him to hit No Laughing Matter on Bateman after seeing that.

Maybe the Funkasaurus will become a flying breed?

Ricardo showing he can actually wrestle trying to win the title for del rio could have worked

Ziggler Brand Bump-O-Matic' <3

I may be delusional, but I can see Dolph winning the title on Sunday!

I've already started voodoo prayer for such a thing.

#dadjeans

When does superstars air?

4et 1p on WWE.com

6:05 every Saturday night.

I STILL REMEMBER








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remember when CM Punk outpopped the second coming of Christ?

If you enjoyed that match, go over to the king of the forum in casual and click on my name. Do it. It feels good.

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Dashing Daniel

just watched RAW....was very happy to see the return of "if you have watched the show you know who!"

Marked out actually.


best raw in quite some time.

I marked out too. Heath kinda foreshadowed it in his promo, but when his music hit, I was like "ohhhh myyyyyyy" like Michael Cole :shifty:

Meh the return of Vince was ok

Way too many St. Jimmy posts lately

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Wouldn't be so bad if they didn't all evoke the following reaction:

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(Apologies for the really shitty quality of that, first attempt. If anybody ants to provide a better one, go fr it!)

I didn't know Jesus was in DX.

A very young Matt Morgan

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I quoted Cornette with excited glee when I saw it. Also, I shit brix, and thanked God it wasn't Hacksaw.

http://justin.tv/porc_inator/b/280063016

There's a video of this that stops halfway through on youtube with no part 2. Just found this full version

It's Jim Cornette re-booking the invasion angle. Interesting.

Week One...starring 2 guys that didn't appear on WWF/E television for months/years afterwards.

Obviously negotiations would need to be started before the show. This actually requires preparedness. Which was/is a foreign word to WWE.

Mainly because Flair was actually on Nitro that night in the main event. But like I said... it would have required pre-planning.

lol. I like how he did Vince, Austin and Flair's promo but then said "I wouldn't dare do Taker's promo".

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Lex Luger's eyebrows

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Lance Storm's gaze pierces my soul