:lol:

Now, Matt Morgan will go to WWE and be Generic Hoss #783.

...again

At least this time he won't have a stuttering gimmick.













... maybe.

He'll have an incontinence gimmick.

Don't even joke, Steele.

Don't even joke.

He'll get to have a live sex celebration with Natalya when he wins the Tag Team Championships with Antonio Cesaro and form the hottest tag team since AirBoom - "The Queef Busters"

Sounds like the return of Angie and Run-BMC to me :p

Legit digging what they're doing with AJ right now, albeit there have been times where I've looked at her and felt like a dirty old man.

Yes he has, although it was part of the documented cycle of the career of Henry...

(Heel>Injury>return as face>turn heel>injury>return as face...)

He was fresh off an injury and subsequent MetRx Strongman competition win, which they were putting over heavily with "recap vignettes" before his return to add credibility to the "World's Strongest Man" moniker above his "failed" Olympic performance from years previous. Also, had this Titantron vid:



Of course, it wasn't that long before he turned heel. Again.

(before you bitch, yes this was posted in the NWO thread as well but chances are nobody will read it there because the show is over...so suck it.)

Ladies and Gentlemen...SCHLOMEY PROUDLY PRESENTS....HIMSELF PROGRESSIVELY GETTING DRUNKER AND DRUNKER AS THE SHOW GOES ON.....a Paramount Review of WWE NO WAY OUT 2012:

Welcome everyone! I am on my first beer and first shot of Jamaican Rum. I will continue to drink until the closing moments of the show. This review is in bullet point format. ENJOY!


Sheamus vs Ziggler – WHC Title Match
The DDT that Ziggler hit on Sheamus from his shoulders.
Sheamus mixing his rough neck style with Zigglers ground/submission attack style. One of Sheamus’ finest matches. .
Although he lost this signifies Ziggler as a main event player in my mind. I hope he keeps this role going forward and not falling back into mid card obscurity.
3/5 - Good opener. Both men worked very well with each other adapting to differentiating styles. I did not expect Ziggler to win as there was no build up but I fully feel that the WWE will finally take notice that this man is finally ready for the big game.

Santino vs Ricardo – Tux Match
Skipped this. The power of being a pirate…ARRRGGG!

Christian vs Cody – IC Title
I used to love Christian the way I love Cody now.
So far its no better than a tv match. (5 minutes in)
That spinnarooni DDT on the floor was pretty tight but now back to mediocre. Is it just me or does Christian have the same match every night?
The ending sequence was bad ass. Like the last minute made this match.
2.5/5 – overall it was kinda boring. The ending sequence saved the match from total bomb-dom.

Tag Team Jerkoff Match For #1 Contendership
Fast paced. I love tag wrestling. I wish this would have opened the show really.
Uso samoan drop double team on Gabriel was amazing.
Why the fuck does black cena and small zeke Jackson wear neon pink? They are no billy and chuck. More like Leroy and Tyson. #racism
3 back body drops is not as cool as 3 germans. Eddie fail.
Primo got ups. He missed. But his ups are very up.
I firmly believe Tyson kidd could save the world. Fucking leg! Spinny neckbreaker thing. Ballsacks. Kidd sold that backstabber like a champ.
U-SO – mediocre fly move. If you are going to ask the crowd to chant your name you must do something. Undertaker has more ups than them at 50.
Frankensteiner on the floor. God I wish dusty Rhodes was around to comment on that shit. Give me a damn bicycle and this would be a 5 star.
It is cool that billy and chuck in black and white won this match but having AW do a heel turn….he is never on TV and does anything…..who gives a flying dick sandwich about this being that they have devoted zero time to him. I wish I cared cuz yeah..tag wrestling.
4/5 – best display of tag wrestling the wwe has put on in a very very long time. #BlackPower

HHH is talking is this a RAW or a PPV? All he did was announce what we already knew. Filler.

Layla vs Beth – Diva Title
I was going to skip this but I actually like both of these (in respect to all the other divas). So far its pretty good and kind of brutal. Layla just got sent into the guard rail. Not a big deal but not something we see in diva matches every week.
I’m going to take this moment to pause….the show…and jerk off to sexy pix of layla.
Ok we are back. I couldn’t go thru with it. I felt watched.
Botch in the corner..bret hart you are not. (you know what I meant if you ever saw a stone cold vs bret match)
Her neckbreaker is better than any mans neckbreaker.
3.5/5 (Diva “red tee” rating) – the rating comes from layla retaining and the neckbreaker and some of the brutality. The rest was kind of a mess but still better than any tv match (which is kinda the point).

AJ and Kane in an eerie red room. Why does every arena the WWE visits have a room full of red lights? That kiss was hot..her upper lip is slobbery wet.

Mexican dude vs Masked Mexican Dude
Match just started…Hoping Hunico wins. Just cuz.
Booker T reminds me of my uncle when he is drunk.
The crowd is dead….bath salt zombie dead.
Sin Cara with another win…shocking.
1/5 – Boring. The WWE need to give Cara a feud or SOMETHING or he will never last. Hunico needs to start stealing shit or he’ll be gone within a few months.

Punk vs Bryan vs Kane – WWE Title Match
Pre match notes – I hate Kane now. Slow and plodding. Just don’t give a fuck. Punk and Bryan are my 2 favorites at the moment. Gernter….while I respect you …I disagree with things you say sometimes. Dunno why that pooped into my brain. Hoping Puink retains.
YES NO YES NO YES NO – I say yes to both. Dashing Daniel and Passionate Punk. Just noticed that Punk and Bryan basically wear the exact same attire. Tighty whities and knee high boots. Punk is straight edge and Bryan is a Vegan….They should be a tag team. Team Goatface.
I swear to my Jew God that Lawler and Cole suck at banter (at least tonight). Booker T should do color and play by play. I want to hear him fight with himself buh gawd. “dats a browken rib rite derr baby”
Never been a fan of triple threat matches (until the closing minutes) …this is no different. Damn Kane’s fault.
The YES kicks is the highlight thus far. Woooooooooo yes!
How long has Punk been champ? Feels like forever. Not like I care…first time in a long time I love having a long term champion. I hope it doesn’t end at this mediocre pPV.
Bryan doing a Benoit flying headbutt. I hope he doesn’t get fired.
“ kane just took a bad speeel” – Booker T Washington
Where is AJ? Kane just hit a flying clothesline. I ‘m ready for some sex appeal.
Punk just yelled something before hitting kane with the macho man elbow…anyone? What did he say?
I dunno…for the first time in a long time Kane is actually moving faster than a crawl and is keeping up with the action in this match. …….aaaaand there is AJ.
GTS on Kane and Punk wins. I think they expected Bryan to stay down too long. GTS is a hot move but Bryan should not have stayed down for that many minutes.
3/5 – Not as good as expected. I wanted more AJ / square of love. I guess this will lead to more drama later..but common guys..PPV…something more could/should have happened.
Attaboy kane…Bitches love being carried.

Ryback squash
1/5 – no comments. I hate this guy. Sorry to the lovers but I’m not a fan of squash guys…they always end up the same. Lose to Cena. Fired in 6 months. Even if he does last longer than that he is no better than any of them. Much prefer Mike Knox and his amazing bicycle kick and cross body block. FEAR THE BEARD.

Big Show vs John Cena – Cage Match
Have little to no interest in this match. Don’t give 2 shits who wins or loses…WWE main event fail.
Lets go cena..cena sucks….as old to me as WHAT
This match sucks. I don’t care how many beers or shots of Jamaican rum I take I cannot get myself to give 2 fucks.
Everyone is out cold. Who woulda thunk. Brodus Clay with a chair. I guess that’s better than the same awful dance every week.
Zack Ryder put his head down to get hit…makes me a sad panda. Bored with Kofi and his schtick but that sequence was kinda fun.
Spoiler alert – Cena wins. Meh still don’t give 2 fucks. At least until RAW tonight.
2/5 – fun moments but yeah I cant give a shit. The 2 points came for the FU to Johnny and Vinnie Mac’s famous words. Kayfabe fun!

Overall rating: 20 out of 40
Glad I didn’t pay for this.

STAR OF THE SHOW – Dolph Ziggler – He gained the most from this show at least
DUD OF THE SHOW – Christian. Always have been a huge fan but I am not so sure even he cares much anymore it felt like tonight
BEST MATCH – Tag Team Jerkfest
WORST MATCH – Cena vs Big Show…Ryback squash doesn’t count here….I was hoping to be pleasantly surprised but I wasn’t.


Overall it was a mediocre show at best. I don’t even think the WWE cared very much about this show. They didn’t dress up their set at all…didn’t look any different from a Monday Night RAW. To close the show I take one last shot and hope tomorrow nights RAW tops this almost snooze fest.

always so beautifully observant <3

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Think Seth should only post in twitter links from now on. Totally reinvented gimmick.

signs for sd im taking tomorrow

Sandow is my Idol

something to do with nougat

Honestly, I don't think you need to think of something else for Otunga.

If I saw "Something to do with nougat" held up during his segment I'd lose it.

"Nougat gonna win."

I AM BRIEFLY COMING OUT OF RETIREMENT TO MAKE THE FOLLOWING TWO POINTS:
 

1) "I AM NOT A NOUGAT"



2)
FUCK YEAH


THAT'S IT. GOODBYE FOREVER. I WAS NEVER HERE.

i fed up my nougat sign but my sandow sign came iut good...i should have bought 3 sheets of poster ..ugh..

might out otunga is a nougat on the back

lol at the pic of punk and a turkey on jimmy fallon

You lost me at Jimmy Fallon.

Jimmy Fallon is the man

Record and post

Amazing :heart:

Dancin' Dave looks spent.....

Met Cody Rhodes on Sunday at a National Guard sponsored signing. Not many people were there, so we got like five minutes of talk time with him. My girlfriend had him sign a tube of lipgloss lol. Also got a figure signed and a free poster. They also gave us free "Property of WWE" shirts and some other "swag". He told us a few stories about how the whole grooming tips thing was based on American Psycho. How the lipgloss thing was Vince's idea and said that Vince is "fruity like that", lol.

Also talked about how he and Beth went to Phantom and that's obviously what the mask gimmick was based on. He talked about how they had actually written and were rehearsing an angle where he was going to be in the rafters turning the lights on and off.

He also told us he kept his white IC title.

Overall an amazing experience. He was amazing. We were lucky that there weren't many people there and that it was a one on one experience, only one person/group in the store at a time.

That would have been amazing!

Fuck Xero, sounds like you had a good time.

So after hearing about how past GM's can now act as temporary GM's until a new one is found, would the WWE bring back Flair, Adamle, Coachman, and Stephanie for a one week run as GM?

Some pictures from the TNA house show I attended:

http://www.ringsidecollectibles.com/...tegory_Code=AF

INSTANT BUY!

Kind of makes Monday's beaten he took from Cena worthless if he still has to show up next week even though he's "fired" and no longer an employee.

Probably a dark match

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Funny how many people in the comments think this wasnt a work..

Next thing I want AJ to do is go in the ring and do Kane's pyro, then smile and skip away.

Alright, she definitely bit her titty...

i am at sd my stuid sign will def get on tv

Which one did you go with finally?

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Probably the worst "celeb" segment in recent history, makes the a-team one look inspired.

i will be posting spoilers ontwitter@droford follow me! lol or not

The Jerry Springer segment was the worst ever.

Seriously. That Three Stooges segment was "This is Your Life, Rock" compared to the Jerry Springer one.

Fuck you. Just post them in here live.

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lol :'(

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So much this.

Finally getting my Daniel Bryan and nWo shirts today... Goddamn customs.

Wait, how did Cranky Vince come back??

two r's

Oh...

So that will last like a week before WWE notices and it gets shut down again?

They haven't shut down @PremiumVince yet.

Watching some old WWECW episodes on Youtube. As much flack as the post-Heyman era gets, I forgot how awesome WWECW was when it first started.

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I think WWECW was great through its entire run. If it wasn't called "ECW", I think it wouldn't have been shit on as much by hardcore fans. Double-edged sword because I doubt they would have launched a 3rd brand that acted as a bridge between developmental and the main show while giving some old hands a good role without the popularity of the ECW name off of the Rise & Fall DVD and success of One Night Stand.

Still can't believe WWE was dumb enough to book Batista/Big Show for a Hammerstein Ballroom show that early in ECW's run.

I actually liked some of the post Heyman stuff too. There were some shitty spans though. Notably right before the first PPV all through Lashley's run.

That first 6 months or so was incredible though.

Ditto

Heyman's "Messiah" thing was great. Him kissing Dreamer on the lips before letting Test destroy him was genius.

Also, lol @ Kelly Kelly putting up absolutely no struggle when Dreamer bent her over his knee to spank her.

I went to an ECW House Show in the Summer of 06. It was pretty good and i saw one of Cm Punks first matches under contract.

"Just because there is no stigmata on my hands, doesn't mean I am not your savior"

One of my favorite lines in a promo ever.

I wish they would have saved the Flair vs Big Show match for Hammerstein. Just seeing Flair in that arena and the crowd reactions would have been interesting.

Big show's Ecw title run was pretty enjoyable for being big show

Wouldn't one if his first matches under contract have been in OVW?

Punk got the biggest reaction of the night on his debut

Yup, they had the promo videos out and Heyman knew exactly where to debut him to get a reaction. I mean fuck, he got a WWE audience to care about Balls Mahoney despite his obvious flaws.

December to Dismember still would have been shit regardless of what they did mainly because it was so short, but I really wish they would have done Heyman's idea. The champion had never gone out first in an elimination chamber type match yet, so having CM Punk choke out Big Show would have been a huge build up for him even if he did lose later in the match to Lashley wining the title because that's what the company wanted.

Even after Heyman was fun for a bit though. The Originals vs. New Breed, Punk/Morrison, Stevie Richards, Colin Delany... It was occasionally the best hour of wrestling on TV during that period.

Why the hell they drafted Sandman to Raw I'll never know.

i cant wait to see myself on sd lol.. i saw a spot and got dead center with my sign...makes me wish i had a better sign..

oh..and if someone canfind me who makes an nwo shirt with the o replaced with the baltimore orioles O script logo in orange lettering iwould be eternally grateful because i want one so damn bad and cannot find it online anywhere

"contract" to ecw.

Note: Sandman stood on Inno's chair during that entrance.

http://i.imgur.com/nWMRy.jpg

:heart:

:rofl:

Thor :'(

The green paint helps cover her parts so it's a very smart move.

Thor clearly doesnt want to get hulk smashed.

Well Frank...it seems like Thor is the one doing all the...






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Hulk smashing.










YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhh!!!

Imagine if Charlie Haas were still in the WWE and he and AJ were a team.

Is this the reason why she was getting sick all the damn time?

no, that was all the drugs.....

Premium Vince ‏@PremiumVince
LOOK PAL @CRRANKYVINCE IS A FAN KNOCKOFF. YOU ASSHOLES CAN STOP FOLLOWING HIM AND THEN, GO FUCK YOURSELVES. I HATE YOU ALL. FUCK YOU.

That's the closest we will get to Triple H/Chyna porn vids :/

Cranky Vince ‏@CrrankyVince
LOOK, IVE HAD IT WITH @PREMIUMVINCE WALKING AROUND HERE LIKE BUDDY ROGERS ON SPEED. 5 DAYS AND HIS "INSIDER IDENTITY" GOES PUBLIC. FUCK YOU.

hot feud.

Woahhhh!

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i felt bad fir zeke last nught in his dar match...i could hear crickets chrping during hs entrance and e lost to Hunico

Why were there crickets in the arena?