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Droford 12-19-2010 08:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3237824)
Im not big on them being the favorite to win or even be in the SB. Lofty expectations are usually not met. The schedule they got starts off absolutely BRUTAL (4 road games in first 6 weeks) but they get 4 out the last 6 at home (including the toughest game they have vs the Saints).
Everything Ive seen in the preseason leads me to believe that they are no worse than a 10 win team, and probably at least 12 wins..so they should at least make the playoffs for the 3rd straight year with Harbaugh/Flacco even if its as a wild card again, though I cant see Cincy or Pittsburgh winning more than 10 games.

The biggest issue I have with them getting to the Super Bowl is that one of the big 3 contenders (alongside the Ravens and Patriots) in the AFC is Indy and the Ravens haven't shown an ability to play with the Colts on the same level.
Its kinda funny that the way things are playing out, I was like 90% spot on with my analysis there. Ravens are likely a 12 win team, The Bengals flat out suck and the Steelers have 10 wins though and will probably end up with 12. The game today wasn't as tough as I thought it would be coming off the poor job they did in Houston but it was still probably the best win they've had all year. Ravens are a lock to make the playoffs as a wild card at a minimum and will probably face the fucking Colts. At least I didnt know back in September that the Colts would at best be a 10-6 team with a lot of injuries but I still don't like the fact the Ravens will probably have to go to Indy and face the Colts.

Corndad 12-19-2010 08:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DrA (Post 3362341)
I also want to take this opportunity to say that Pittsburgh is the most boring team in the NFL. I'm tired of the generic 12-4 teams they seem to put out every year.
If 12-4 is boring I think every coach would want to be coaching a boring team.

Team Sheep 12-19-2010 08:28 PM
Yes! That's more fucking like it.

Skippord 12-19-2010 08:32 PM
Pretty optimistic about this game, Tebow played better than I expected and I think they would have had a chance to win if they let him throw it more.

Johnny Vegas 12-19-2010 08:45 PM
Do you know how much $$$ the NFL can make if Vick makes it to the Super Bowl? The publicity, the excitement, the story, etc. That is Hogan/Andre big right there. Bet it will be the most watched, and grossing SuperBowl of all time.

Droford 12-19-2010 10:33 PM
Any team from the AFC in the playoffs (Pats/Steelers/Colts or Jaguars/Chiefs or Chargers/Jets/Ravens) could beat the Eagles.

Innovator 12-19-2010 10:34 PM
I don't know which was worse, today or the collapse in San Francisco.

Dodge should be fired tomorrow. Not only did he kick a line drive short kick to the best return guy in the league, but he ran straight at him to cover.

It's ridiculous that I called the onsides while sitting their watching the game with some family, but the special teams coordinator doesn't see it coming.

Fuck.

Crimson 12-19-2010 10:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3362545)
Any team from the AFC in the playoffs (Pats/Steelers/Colts or Jaguars/Chiefs or Chargers/Jets/Ravens) could beat the Eagles.
Jaguars/Chiefs? really?

Droford 12-19-2010 10:45 PM
Run fatboy run!

Loose Cannon 12-19-2010 10:46 PM
arre you fucking kidding me right now. what the fuck was that

parkmania 12-19-2010 10:46 PM
Was expecting to come in here and see people saying that the completely blatant non-call PI on the Jets was a make-up for the 9 yard first down.

Glad to see that didn't happen.

McLegend 12-19-2010 10:47 PM
Especially since the Eagles rolled the Jags earlier this year. I don't care what droford says however.

This Sunday night game is reminding me of the AJ Feely vs the defeated pats in 07 game right now

Loose Cannon 12-19-2010 11:04 PM
Bob Costas just said the Eagles once booed Santa Claus. Great fans McLegend. you booed the biggest gift giver in the history of the world

McLegend 12-19-2010 11:06 PM
LC, do you know the year that event happened?

Loose Cannon 12-19-2010 11:14 PM
do tthe Packers understand that they are playing tackle football?

parkmania 12-19-2010 11:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by McLegend (Post 3362646)
LC, do you know the year that event happened?
Wasn't it late '70s/early '80s?

Gonzo 12-19-2010 11:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 3362553)
I don't know which was worse, today or the collapse in San Francisco.

Dodge should be fired tomorrow. Not only did he kick a line drive short kick to the best return guy in the league, but he ran straight at him to cover.

It's ridiculous that I called the onsides while sitting their watching the game with some family, but the special teams coordinator doesn't see it coming.

Fuck.
During the post game press conference Coughlin stated that they had suspected the Eagles might try an onside kick, yet they didn't put the hands team out there. :|

I can't even be mad at Dodge for the punt. I'm more upset with the fact that for 3 and a half quarters, the Giants handled Vick and put points on the board on offense, then disappeared for half a quarter, just enough to piss the game away. I'll give the Eagles credit for making the plays down the stretch, don't get me wrong, but I just can't understand how the Giants let the game go that way.

McLegend 12-19-2010 11:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by parkmania (Post 3362694)
Wasn't it late '70s/early '80s?
1968

So anyone who booed Santa that day is either old and grey or dead. It was during halftime after whoever was the opposing the team just ran a kickoff back before the half. Also the week prior they had just lost out on a chance on getting OJ Simpson.

Also the Santa Claus was drunk and terrible.

Droford 12-19-2010 11:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by McLegend (Post 3362609)
Especially since the Eagles rolled the Jags earlier this year. I don't care what droford says however.

This Sunday night game is reminding me of the AJ Feely vs the defeated pats in 07 game right now
Heres my thinking behind saying the Chiefs and Jags can beat the Eagles in the Super Bowl:

If either of them make it, they will have gone through some combination of the Patriots/Steelers/Ravens/Jets and possibly the Chargers or Colts, all on the road by the way, to get there. If they do that, they can beat the Eagles.

McLegend 12-19-2010 11:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 3362698)
I can't even be mad at Dodge for the punt. I'm more upset with the fact that for 3 and a half quarters, the Giants handled Vick and put points on the board on offense, then disappeared for half a quarter, just enough to piss the game away. I'll give the Eagles credit for making the plays down the stretch, don't get me wrong, but I just can't understand how the Giants let the game go that way.
They let the game go, because Michael Vick is the man.

Was a pretty big choke though

Droford 12-19-2010 11:41 PM
Im fairly surprised the Packers are manhandling the Patriots.

I wonder if the Patriots were overlooking them without Rodgers..

Emperor Smeat 12-20-2010 12:07 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3362726)
Im fairly surprised the Packers are manhandling the Patriots.

I wonder if the Patriots were overlooking them without Rodgers..
GB has a pretty good rushing ability which has been something the young defense has been shaky against this season but definitely the defense took the Packers offense too lightly.

SlickyTrickyDamon 12-20-2010 12:25 AM
They have missed alot of tackles.

Evil Vito 12-20-2010 12:26 AM
<font color=goldenrod>LOL Matt Flynn</font>

SlickyTrickyDamon 12-20-2010 12:26 AM
Hmm maybe not the AFC East Champs yet..

Johnny Vegas 12-20-2010 12:32 AM
Wow, i HATE it when teams like the Pats win games like this..its like a rich kid winning the lottery

RoXer 12-20-2010 12:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by McLegend (Post 3362709)
1968

So anyone who booed Santa that day is either old and grey or dead. It was during halftime after whoever was the opposing the team just ran a kickoff back before the half. Also the week prior they had just lost out on a chance on getting OJ Simpson.

Also the Santa Claus was drunk and terrible.
What were the dates when Michael Irvin and Austin Collie got cheered/booed off the field for having life threatening injuries?

Philidelphia has the worst fans.

McLegend 12-20-2010 12:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoXer (Post 3362805)
What were the dates when Michael Irvin and Austin Collie got cheered/booed off the field for having life threatening injuries?

Philidelphia has the worst fans.
See Costas could have brought these up, but he was a little lazy in his research.

Also the Michael Irvin thing. Pretty sure they were booing Deion Sanders doing some sort of healing dance around Irvin. Not 100% sure about that though.

I've all ready explained the Collie thing so there's that.

RoXer 12-20-2010 12:47 AM
No , they were cheering because he was injured and booing Collie as he was being carted off the field.

You cannot defend anything about this.

McLegend 12-20-2010 12:48 AM
No they weren't(about Collie)

They were booing the bad call that it was.

McLegend 12-20-2010 12:49 AM
I can easily defend it. I mostly don't care about anti-Philadelphia attacks, because it happens so much I've become numb to them.

It doesn't matter

RoXer 12-20-2010 12:51 AM
They were booing the call AS he was being carted off the feild? We've been through this McLegend when it happened. The fact that you're even trying to defend this show that Philidelphia has the worst fans.

Johnny Vegas 12-20-2010 12:52 AM
Enough of bashing the Philly fans!

McLegend 12-20-2010 12:53 AM
They still were still booing the call. It was a little tasteful sure. They weren't booing because he was being carted off. Or because he was hurt.

But whatever you want to think Roxer is fine with me. I'm sorry it gets you upset.

SlickyTrickyDamon 12-20-2010 12:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoXer (Post 3362815)
No , they were cheering because he was injured and booing Collie as he was being carted off the field.

You cannot defend anything about this.
This is just a lie. They cheered VERY loudly when he got up on his feet.

SlickyTrickyDamon 12-20-2010 12:55 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 3362828)
Enough of bashing the Philly fans!
Don't bash if you can't handle getting bashed.


Quote:
Originally Posted by Johnny Vegas (Post 3362800)
Wow, i HATE it when teams like the Pats win games like this..its like a rich kid winning the lottery
I remember the 1-15 seasons. So, every Pats victory is awesome.

RoXer 12-20-2010 12:56 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 3362836)
This is just a lie. They cheered VERY loudly when he got up on his feet.
What?

OssMan 12-20-2010 12:57 AM
I'm pretty sure Warrick Dunn is in a Bank of America commercial

RoXer 12-20-2010 12:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by McLegend (Post 3362829)
They still were still booing the call. It was a little tasteful sure. They weren't booing because he was being carted off. Or because he was hurt.

But whatever you want to think Roxer is fine with me. I'm sorry it gets you upset.
McLegend, we were watching it. We made posts about it. Don't tell me you don't remember this.

McLegend 12-20-2010 12:59 AM
I was there so I remember it.

I'm pretty sure I said exactly the same thing then as I am saying now.

McLegend 12-20-2010 12:59 AM
I also have no idea what STD is talking about for the record.

RoXer 12-20-2010 01:00 AM
http://www.tpww.net/forums/showthrea...26#post3310326

McLegend 12-20-2010 01:07 AM
I'm aware of what everyone said, and I'm still saying the same thing that I said then.

So here we are back at the same place.

RoXer 12-20-2010 01:09 AM
Yup. An aweful Philadelphia fan trying to defend his awefulness.

RoXer 12-20-2010 01:09 AM
you're not booing "the call" when you continue booing as he's in the tunnel

McLegend 12-20-2010 01:10 AM
Alright that's fine.

RoXer 12-20-2010 01:12 AM
I don't understand how you can disagree with that.

But you're an aweful Philadelphia fan so maybe I can understand it.

McLegend 12-20-2010 01:16 AM
I'm happy for you.

SlickyTrickyDamon 12-20-2010 01:19 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RoXer (Post 3362840)
What?
The Colts fans cheered when Collie got to his feet. They were booing what they thought was a bad call.

Are we talking about the same game (todays?)

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RoXer 12-20-2010 01:22 AM
He never got to his feet. He had to be carted off the field. The Eagles fans booed Collie as he was being carteds off the field.

SlickyTrickyDamon 12-20-2010 01:27 AM
Eagles fans are pieces of shit. They fucking booed Santa Clause and their QB draft pick Donovan McNabb.

SammyG 12-20-2010 01:52 AM
l o l N F C W E S T

Johnny Vegas 12-20-2010 02:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 3362866)
Eagles fans are pieces of shit. They fucking booed Santa Clause and their QB draft pick Donovan McNabb.
Now i was young when this happened, but i'll be the first to say "Fuck who boo'd McNabb, do you still want Ricky Williams?"

I still can't believe that game....

Evil Vito 12-20-2010 02:26 AM
<font color=goldenrod>I'm honestly having trouble sleeping from that game. I so badly want them to win next week so they can get in the playoffs and not have to go through yet another collapse.

Think Coughlin is gone if they don't make the playoffs. It's a shame his coordinators are inept.</font>

Supreme Olajuwon 12-20-2010 02:33 AM
Philly fans were classless because the the anger about an iffy call should be secondary to concern about a guy who could be seriously hurt. That's all there is. There's no debate about it. If there's a guy unconscious and possibly paralyzed on the field and you only care about a call on the previous play, you're classless. That's where the argument starts and ends.

Supreme Olajuwon 12-20-2010 02:34 AM
Besides, we should all be much more concerned about Big Vito and how seriously he takes sports. CHILL OUT VITO. IT'S NOT WERTH IT.

Evil Vito 12-20-2010 02:37 AM
<font color=goldenrod>It's also widely known that Eagles fans treat opposing fans like shit. Every game they start fights with people doing nothing more than rooting for their team, and usually the fans not involved will tell security to kick out the away fan who didn't even start it. They really don't deserve as good of a team as they have.</font>

Evil Vito 12-20-2010 02:42 AM
<font color=goldenrod>Also, fuck DeSean Jackson. Great player but these celebrations going into the endzone are infuriating. He ran along the endzone for no reason. There's a bigass clock on the wall behind the endzone so you can't even make the excuse that he wanted to ensure time had expired. He just wanted to be a little cocksucker about it.

Its already cost him once in his career, but its bound to happen again. Or somebody is gonna take a shot at him.</font>

McLegend 12-20-2010 03:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Supreme Olajuwon (Post 3362941)
Philly fans were classless because the the anger about an iffy call should be secondary to concern about a guy who could be seriously hurt. That's all there is. There's no debate about it. If there's a guy unconscious and possibly paralyzed on the field and you only care about a call on the previous play, you're classless. That's where the argument starts and ends.
I agree 100% with you. Very tastless too boo as long as they did. Classless is a good word for it.

70000 drunk people are going to care more about what affects thier team and players.

Ermaximus 12-20-2010 10:32 AM
Pretty sure Del Rio is gone after this season now. If you can't clinch in a game like that, then get the fuck out. Stupid asshole coach.

Innovator 12-20-2010 10:38 AM
Just checked this morning, yesterday still sucked and I still want Matt Dodge umeployed.

Evil Vito 12-20-2010 11:53 AM
<font color=goldenrod>I think Manningham's fumble has to be the turning point of the game. Was totally preventable too.

Once the onside kick happened, despite the 14 point lead that's the point when I said "we're fucked".

In a way I'm glad it didn't go to OT because there's a 0% chance the Eagles weren't gonna score on the first chance they had the ball.</font>

Innovator 12-20-2010 12:03 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Big Vito 22 (Post 3363158)
<font color=goldenrod>I think Manningham's fumble has to be the turning point of the game. Was totally preventable too.

Once the onside kick happened, despite the 14 point lead that's the point when I said "we're fucked".

In a way I'm glad it didn't go to OT because there's a 0% chance the Eagles weren't gonna score on the first chance they had the ball.</font>
Oh once the onsides happened I knew the Giants would lose, I had complete faith in them to blow it.

Evil Vito 12-20-2010 12:08 PM
<font color=goldenrod>See Inno, now you know how I've felt about sports the last few years. 2 Mets collapses, a Giants collapse, and now the Giants choking away the division with a chance of fully collapsing again.

Good thing I'm probably getting the Road to SB 42 DVD with all 4 postseason games in full. That'll have to tide me over for awhile.</font>

Innovator 12-20-2010 12:10 PM
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Supreme Olajuwon 12-20-2010 12:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ermaximus (Post 3363122)
Pretty sure Del Rio is gone after this season now. If you can't clinch in a game like that, then get the fuck out. Stupid asshole coach.
Of all the reasons to fire a coach, I'm pretty sure losing a close game at Indy is not one of them.

Evil Vito 12-20-2010 12:20 PM
<font color=goldenrod>Yeah wtf. Jags have played way above expectations this year. I thought they'd have a shit year and head off to LA.

Now that might be the Vikes' future.</font>

McLegend 12-20-2010 12:57 PM
The key play was the Brent Celek TD, because it only took a few seconds.

Johnny Vegas 12-20-2010 01:45 PM
Agreed.

That Celek play just made you go '..hmmm..?' Like, it seems like at the most he should've just gotten the first down. But im not complaining lol.

McLegend 12-20-2010 02:53 PM
I love when DeSean is just about to pass Coughlin on the sidelines, and Coughlin throws down his papers.

Also Mike Lupica makes a great comparsion today. Desean Jackson is the modern day Reggie Miller to New York.

Innovator 12-20-2010 03:46 PM
I wish Coughlin ran out and clotheslined Dodge after the play.

Cooler Tom Schuler 12-20-2010 04:46 PM
I've decided that I'm going to live in an alternate reality where none of the injuries happened and the Packers are 14-0.

Razzamajazz 12-20-2010 05:13 PM
madden 11 will make that a reality

McLegend 12-20-2010 06:16 PM
The dongslinger has been upgraded from Out to questionable for tonight.

Emperor Smeat 12-20-2010 07:07 PM
NFL fines Panthers Tyler Brayton $15,000 but no suspension for blindside hit (elbow) to a Falcons player in the back of the head during a punt by Falcons last week.

Supposedly, the Falcons player was pushed out of bounds and kept being pushed along the sidelines by the Panthers defense player until Brayton comes from the bench to elbow the player in the back of the head.

The fine was only announced Friday and done quietly since the Alosi incident was the bigger issue for the NFL that week which is why nobody noticed until Fox Sports found the video tape of the incident.

Gonzo 12-20-2010 07:52 PM
lol @ the return by that Patriots OL

Skippord 12-20-2010 09:28 PM
Tebow starting next week :heart:

McLegend 12-20-2010 10:47 PM
Really want the fuckin Vikings to win, but it's not looking good.

ClockShot 12-20-2010 11:33 PM
Favre has come and gone, again.

glanville6 12-21-2010 01:24 AM
DA BEARS

Jeritron 12-21-2010 01:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 3363547)
lol @ the return by that Patriots OL
Funniest shit ever

Jeritron 12-21-2010 01:27 AM
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Johnny Vegas 12-21-2010 11:41 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by McLegend (Post 3363291)
I love when DeSean is just about to pass Coughlin on the sidelines, and Coughlin throws down his papers.

Also Mike Lupica makes a great comparsion today. Desean Jackson is the modern day Reggie Miller to New York.
:y:

Emperor Smeat 12-21-2010 05:27 PM
Cowboys finally decide to shut down Romo for the season by placing him on the IR list. The team literally waited to see if it was possible for Romo to play again this late into the season even though once he was hurt he team fell apart on offense and dropped out of the playoff race.

OssMan 12-22-2010 01:54 AM
HBO documentary on Vince Lombardi is top

Johnny Vegas 12-22-2010 03:22 AM
Somebody PLEASE post a youtube video of Eli Manning waiting for the NY Media...:rofl:

owenbrown 12-22-2010 03:38 AM
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owenbrown 12-22-2010 03:39 AM
from PTI:

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Londoner 12-22-2010 03:44 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by owenbrown (Post 3365556)
from PTI:

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Just seen that on sportscenter. :lol:

Innovator 12-22-2010 11:30 AM
So no talk about Rex Ryan's foot fetish video with his wife? Really?

McLegend 12-22-2010 12:26 PM
She does have nice feet.

Innovator 12-22-2010 04:17 PM
Quote:
Rex Ryan Has Some Advice for His Kicker
BY DJ GALLO / DECEMBER 22, 2010

Rex Ryan
Hey, Nick. Good to see you. How you doin’?

Nick Folk
Good, coach. What’s up?

Rex Ryan
Well, son, it’s my job to always improve this team and I’ve thought of an idea that can help you.

Nick Folk
Great! Let’s hear it.

Rex Ryan
Well, you have a very strong foot, right?

Nick Folk
I guess so. And thanks for the compliment.

Rex Ryan
Sure thing. But how strong is it really? Do you know that I’ve never seen your foot? And I mean your bare foot. I bet it’s very muscular, isn’t it? And I bet it’s all glistening with sweat, too. Isn’t it?

Nick Folk
Sure, I suppose. I mean, as feet go, it’s probably more muscular than most.

Rex Ryan
Oh, baby. Nick, can you take your shoes off for me right now? Socks, too.

Nick Folk
Okay.

[He removes his shoes and socks.]

Rex Ryan
Ohmigod. Ohmigod. They’re so hot.

Nick Folk
Uh, thanks. But, coach? Umm … I don’t know how to say this, but your erection is kind of bothering me.

Rex Ryan
It’s an erect penis, son. I’m wearing sweatpants. There’s nowhere else for it to go. We’re men here, Nick. We’re a team of men. If you have a problem with penises, then you don’t belong on this team.

Nick Folk
No, no, no. I’m not saying that. Just … never mind.

Rex Ryan
Good then. Okay, so I’m now going to rub my penis along the base of your
toes until I achieve orgasm.

Nick Folk
What?! No! What the hell, man? No way! You’re a freaking weirdo.

Rex Ryan
I am not a weirdo. This is a personal issue.

Nick Folk
Okay. Just … whatever. I’m going to leave now. What did you call me over here for anyway?

Rex Ryan
I wondered if you had ever considered kicking barefoot.

Nick Folk
I tried that once. I didn’t like it.

Rex Ryan
And I also wanted to have sex with your feet.

Nick Folk
Yeah. I know. I’m going to leave now.

Rex Ryan
Okay, can you just call Mark over for me?

Nick Folk
Sure.

[He walks away towards Mark Sanchez.]

Nick Folk
Hey, Mark. Coach wants to see you.

Mark Sanchez
Okay. I’ll be right there. Did he say what he wants?

Nick Folk
No.

Mark Sanchez
He probably just wants to have sex with my feet again. I guess I better take my shoes off.

Johnny Vegas 12-22-2010 04:57 PM
lol nice @ the last line

Emperor Smeat 12-22-2010 05:03 PM
:rofl:

Droford 12-23-2010 07:37 AM
Someone at Deadspin hates the Jets.

parkmania 12-23-2010 08:20 PM
Steelers need to completely destroy the Panthers early and get their starters out for rest. If PIT wins tonight and CLE beats BAL on Sunday, there's nothing for PIT to play for next week and then can rest their hurting guys even more.

Droford 12-23-2010 09:15 PM
but if the Steelers get beat tonight, the Ravens can beat the Browns on sunday and get a bye/home game in the playoffs.

Huge panthers fan for the next 210 minutes!

Droford 12-23-2010 09:31 PM
lol

Santa Claus-en

Johnny Vegas 12-24-2010 01:26 PM
Sidenote:

I SO wish that Leonard Weaver wasn't injured. Our running game would be bananas. We need to score better in the redzone and who could help with that?

OssMan 12-24-2010 07:13 PM
there was a game yesterday? wtf


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