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Clerk 01-14-2015 09:21 AM

Garret is a shitty coach

Evil Vito 01-14-2015 09:56 AM

<font color=goldenrod>Jack Del Rio wins the head coaching job at Oakland. Typical dumb Oakland move.</font>

road doggy dogg 01-14-2015 10:44 AM

@Inno re: Gronk

I don't think they talked about it on the podcast, I'm pretty sure it was in last week's mailbag

road doggy dogg 01-14-2015 10:45 AM

Q: Hey Bill, I knew you were a HUGE Gronkowski fan. I just never pegged you as the type of guy to ghost-write erotica about him.
—Ross, Los Angeles


BS: Congrats to Ross for being the 3,000th reader to send me some variation of this joke. Is it weird that “A Gronking To Remember” gave me more confidence that the Patriots could make the Super Bowl? Can’t you see Lacey Noonan at media day trying to get a one-on-one with Gronk as three middle-aged reporters in Hawaiian shirts look on awkwardly?

Innovator 01-14-2015 10:55 AM

Oh it was on Fighter and the Kid, thinking back on it

ClockShot 01-14-2015 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vito Cruz (Post 4568475)
Jack Del Rio wins the head coaching job at Oakland. Typical dumb Oakland move.

Del Rio's gone. One less name to consider for the Denver job.

Dick LeBeau resigned from Pittsburgh. I would love it if Elway could somehow get him to come over. Give the Defense an immediate kick in the ass.

Emperor Smeat 01-14-2015 10:34 PM

49ers hired Jim Tomsula as their new head coach. Was promoted from his defensive lines coach job.


Colts Josh McNary currently facing criminal rape charges.
Quote:

Originally Posted by ESPN
Prosecutors have filed charges of rape, criminal confinement with bodily injury and battery resulting in bodily injury against Indianapolis Colts backup linebacker Josh McNary.

Peg McLeish, a spokeswoman in the city prosecutor's office, confirmed Wednesday that the charges were filed.

According to the probable cause affidavit, two Indianapolis police officers said a 29-year-old woman accused an unknown man they later determined to be McNary of attacking her in the early morning hours of Dec. 1. Police, according to the report, determined the man was McNary after investigating a cellphone the woman claimed she took from the man's apartment.

In the report, police said the woman also picked McNary's image out of a group of photos.

The police also wrote that when they arrived at McNary's apartment to investigate, McNary said: "I know why you're here." The report said McNary claimed to have preserved evidence because he expected the police would be coming.


SlickyTrickyDamon 01-14-2015 10:52 PM

Hope this isn't like 2007, where Moss was put up with bullshit charges the week before the Superbowl.

Clerk 01-15-2015 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4568750)
Hope this isn't like 2007, where Moss was put up with bullshit charges the week before the Superbowl.

Moss isn't even in the League you dumbass

Clerk 01-15-2015 09:27 AM

lol nobody wants to coach the shitty broncos

SlickyTrickyDamon 01-15-2015 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clerk (Post 4568832)
lol nobody wants to coach the shitty broncos

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/y-AA8DjQzcw" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Simple Fan 01-15-2015 04:23 PM

Cardale staying at OSU

Innovator 01-15-2015 06:08 PM

Welcome back Spags

RP 01-15-2015 09:09 PM

Luck will find a way this week. The Colts are going to the Superbowl.

Droford 01-15-2015 09:42 PM

John Fox in Chicago

SlickyTrickyDamon 01-16-2015 02:16 AM

Hope everything coaching wise gets settled soon. The only story after Sunday in the NFL should be the Super Bowl. They should have a no moves until the Super Bowl is over. Distracting playoff bound coordinators with interviews negatively effects the teams they are still working for.

#1-norm-fan 01-16-2015 06:19 AM

Can a coach interview while he's still working for a team who is alive in the playoffs? I thought teams had to wait until a coaches season was over.

Ruien 01-16-2015 06:23 AM

They can get permission technically. Rarely happens.

road doggy dogg 01-16-2015 08:28 AM

I always thought that was strange, how coaches on teams can actively pursue other gigs. It's their prerogative, sure, to try and get a better job, but to me as a player I would think, "This coach already has his foot out the door, why should I listen to anything he says?" or whatever. I don't know. Paid professionals I guess

screech 01-16-2015 08:33 AM

I feel like announcers have talked about a v different coordinator interviewing for a coach job in every playoff game so far. Seems odd that teams would allow that. I'd rather have the staff focusing on the games.

Evil Vito 01-16-2015 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Innovator (Post 4569040)
Welcome back Spags

<font color=goldenrod>All of the numbers would indicate that this is not a good hire and that they'd have been better served rolling the dice on Pepper Johnson or something. He's done basically nothing since leaving the Giants and they don't have anywhere close to the same personnel they did when he was here.

But I'm so pumped from a nostalgia standpoint that I love the move.</font>

Innovator 01-16-2015 01:19 PM

Yeah but still

SlickyTrickyDamon 01-16-2015 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4569189)
Can a coach interview while he's still working for a team who is alive in the playoffs? I thought teams had to wait until a coaches season was over.

That's why they should ban all interviews. It gives non-playoff coaches an advantage because they have free time because they didn't get into the playoffs.

poopfromweiner dude 01-16-2015 04:53 PM

What a weird perspective

McLegend 01-16-2015 05:19 PM

Believe it or not, and I do not believe it.

STD is 100% right in this regard. All coaching interview should take place after the Super Bowl. I think it's an unfair distraction for playoff teams.

#1-norm-fan 01-16-2015 08:08 PM

Yeah, it's pretty dumb for all the reasons stated.

ClockShot 01-16-2015 08:47 PM

I don't want Gary Kubiak as a coach. Hope someone else comes along.

screech 01-16-2015 11:32 PM

I'm with you. I want Kubiak to stay in Baltimore

SlickyTrickyDamon 01-17-2015 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by screech (Post 4569394)
I'm with you. I want Kubiak to stay in Baltimore

What do you think of the rule change I put out?

Droford 01-17-2015 02:19 AM

I never imagined Kubiak staying in Baltimore more than two years given the head coaching volatility in the nfl and his experience so if he leaves whatever i guess.

SlickyTrickyDamon 01-17-2015 03:25 AM

I think he could have. He almost had a stroke during a game with the Texans. Less stress being number two.

screech 01-17-2015 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4569419)
What do you think of the rule change I put out?

I agree with you. Coaches in the playoffs still have work to do and should focus on that.

Evil Vito 01-17-2015 10:51 AM

<font color=goldenrod>Adam Gase officially interviewed for the Broncos job. Sounds like the interview went very well, enough so that Teryl Austin has pulled his name from consideration when he was going to interview today I believe. This complicates things for Denver as they can't hire Gase until they fulfill the Rooney Rule requirements, so they are now reaching out to Bengals secondary coach Vance Joseph in what could wind up being little more than a token interview.

I get why the Rooney Rule was put into place but stuff like this just makes it seem like a joke especially if it winds up essentially boiling down to an internal promotion.</font>

Clerk 01-17-2015 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClockShot (Post 4569351)
I don't want Gary Kubiak as a coach. Hope someone else comes along.

Won't matter who the coach is. Broncos will still blow

RP 01-17-2015 03:54 PM

Pagano with the classic Belicheat move of listing Vontae and Greg Toler as questionable. I'm pretty sure those guys are playing.

Crimson 01-17-2015 06:01 PM

They should do the same thing the Pats did to Baltimore last week.

SlickyTrickyDamon 01-17-2015 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RP (Post 4569557)
Pagano with the classic Belicheat move of listing Vontae and Greg Toler as questionable. I'm pretty sure those guys are playing.

Bill Belichick's move is to list people as Probable. Which cannot be denied. Everybody is Probable.

SlickyTrickyDamon 01-17-2015 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crimson (Post 4569577)
They should do the same thing the Pats did to Baltimore last week.

Defeat. Eliminate.

screech 01-17-2015 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4569581)
Defeat. Eliminate.

via "questionable tactics" and a generous first down spot

You've been Droford-ed

screech 01-17-2015 06:29 PM

I don't think Droford said that, but I wanted to say "Droford-ed"

SlickyTrickyDamon 01-17-2015 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by screech (Post 4569586)
via "questionable tactics" and a generous first down spot

You've been Droford-ed

Amendola's? That was clear he stretched out and got well over the line. Not sure which one you are talking about. You can Harbaugh can read over the rule book and learn to listen the refs announcements.

screech 01-17-2015 06:38 PM

Yes, Amendola's. He stepped out short of the marker, the camera even zoomed in on it.

screech 01-17-2015 06:39 PM

Not a huge deal now since the secondary was mostly awful all night (and it's, you know, over), but another sign of dreadful officiating this year.

SlickyTrickyDamon 01-17-2015 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by screech (Post 4569591)
Yes, Amendola's. He stepped out short of the marker, the camera even zoomed in on it.

Before he stretched out the ball? It's where the ball is not the feet.

Ruien 01-17-2015 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by screech (Post 4569592)
Not a huge deal now since the secondary was mostly awful all night (and it's, you know, over), but another sign of dreadful officiating this year.

What are you talking about? The officiating this post season has been tremendous.

RP 01-17-2015 10:27 PM

LOUD NOISES

screech 01-17-2015 10:32 PM

I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT

SlickyTrickyDamon 01-17-2015 10:57 PM

Xavier Nixon misses flight and is out for the game.

RP 01-18-2015 04:15 AM

I might be setting myself up for disappointment here, but I really think the Colts are going to win tomorrow. I don't think the Pats are going to run all over us. Arthur Jones has been playing so good. Vontae has been the best CB in the league this year. He.should of been All Pro over Revis. I know Gronk it's going to be Gronk, but something special is happening with the Colts. I feel like Luck is about to beat Peyton, Brady and Rodgers.

After tonight. Colts v Packers in Superbowl.

RP 01-18-2015 04:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4569580)
Bill Belichick's move is to list people as Probable. Which cannot be denied. Everybody is Probable.

I'm pretty sure I remember reading a story about Brady being listed as questionable every game.

SlickyTrickyDamon 01-18-2015 05:25 AM

Sorry it's Probable. Usually the shoulder. Google it.

RP 01-18-2015 06:16 AM

I could be wrong . I can't be bothered to Google it though.

Ruien 01-18-2015 11:50 AM

WHOS READY FOR LUCK TO BUTT FUCK BRADY IN THE ASS?!?!

Requiem 01-18-2015 12:24 PM

I'M READY FOR THIS. COME ONNNNNNNNN COLTS.

SICK OF SEEING NOTHING BUT GREEN BAY/SEATTLE/NEW ENGLAND SHIT ALL OVER NFL.COM

NOBODY THINKS THE COLTS ARE GONNA WIN BUT FUCK i HOPE THEY CRAM THE BALL DOWN BRADY'S THROAT OVER AND OVER.

poopfromweiner dude 01-18-2015 01:52 PM

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com...able-patriots/

Im std I love suckin cock and my gay nigger lover bultchick has never done anything wrong and ne1 who cries bs can kiss my Batista ass baaaaa baaa

Nark Order 01-18-2015 02:45 PM

So weird seeing Ray Lewis work for ESPN.

Nark Order 01-18-2015 02:46 PM

I hate the Seahawks so much. Rodgers, for the love of fuck, win this game. Please. I beg you.

owenbrown 01-18-2015 03:15 PM

not when he throws a interception like that

Nark Order 01-18-2015 03:16 PM

Well, we're going to hear about that for 3 weeks.

screech 01-18-2015 03:17 PM

I don't like the Seahawks. Or Pete Carroll. Go Pack Go!

Nark Order 01-18-2015 03:17 PM

HA HA!!!

Fenix122 01-18-2015 03:20 PM

Terrible penalty to take right there. Just shut the fuck up and go to your sideline.

owenbrown 01-18-2015 03:20 PM

when are they going to learn that after a BIG PLAY, DON'T RUN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH LEST THE YELLOW FLAG GETS THROWN AT YOU FOR A 15 YARD PENALTY?!

Evil Vito 01-18-2015 03:55 PM

<font color=goldenrod>Seattle looks lost. If Green Bay sticks another TD here to go up 20-0, I think it's over.</font>

RP 01-18-2015 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ruien (Post 4569726)
WHOS READY FOR LUCK TO BUTT FUCK BRADY IN THE ASS?!?!

This guy is!

RP 01-18-2015 04:05 PM

Rodgers won't lose this game. I dunno, I'm worried now. When's the last time 2 road teams won the championship games? Fuck I'm worried now.

RP 01-18-2015 04:09 PM

PACKKKKKKKKK SHOWWWWWWW!

RP 01-18-2015 04:10 PM

I am so freaking nervous right now.

RP 01-18-2015 04:11 PM

Jordy Laforge

RP 01-18-2015 04:17 PM

I'M HAVING A HARD TIME HOLDING THESE ALLIGATORS DOWN!

OssMan 01-18-2015 04:24 PM

INT Bowl

Nark Order 01-18-2015 04:27 PM

This is the best.

SlickyTrickyDamon 01-18-2015 04:28 PM

Everything's turning up Milhouse.

#1-norm-fan 01-18-2015 04:37 PM

... Seattle playing like this only makes me more pissed about last week.

Dark One 01-18-2015 04:50 PM

Erin Andrews pulling from the Carmen Sandiego collection today.

Nark Order 01-18-2015 04:51 PM

I want to drink the collective sum of Seattle tears if GB pulls this out.

RP 01-18-2015 04:52 PM

I want to drink Erin Andrews pee.

Nark Order 01-18-2015 04:56 PM

Here's hoping both of our wishes come true.

RP 01-18-2015 05:12 PM

Ill drink her used tampons honestly.

Nark Order 01-18-2015 05:13 PM

Can't just let them go to waste. I get it.

Nark Order 01-18-2015 05:15 PM

I didn't want this to be a good game. Just wanted GB to mercilessly fuck them repeatedly. But here we are.

Dark One 01-18-2015 05:28 PM

Really hoping they don't have to pull in British Aaron Wroggers, because I'm in the same camp as Narcissus.

Nark Order 01-18-2015 05:34 PM

Mason Crosby MVP

Dark One 01-18-2015 05:42 PM

I believe that HaHa Clinton-Dix being a great player and making the announcers say "HaHa Clinton-Dix" repeatedly is proof that there is a God.

RP 01-18-2015 05:44 PM

They're my red gatoraid basically.

SlickyTrickyDamon 01-18-2015 05:47 PM

I think Sherman is faking hoping they will pass to him.

Dark One 01-18-2015 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4569833)
I think Sherman is faking hoping they will pass to him.

Only acceptable if when they ask him about it during the post-game, he replies with "I LIIIIIEEEEEED."

Droford 01-18-2015 05:50 PM

Ballgame

Dark One 01-18-2015 05:51 PM

Wilson's game is making me feel a lot better about the game Peyton Manning played last week.

Nark Order 01-18-2015 05:51 PM

Seahawks going to be easily defeated in the clink. This is seriously the best.

SlickyTrickyDamon 01-18-2015 05:53 PM

I guess even fake crowd audio couldn't help them this week.

Emperor Smeat 01-18-2015 05:53 PM

Wow Seattle.

Probably safe to assume Packers are going to be considered as the betting favorites for the SB regardless who takes the AFC crown later.

Nark Order 01-18-2015 05:54 PM

Fun Fact: The Green Bay Packers have not defeated the San Francisco 49ers since 2010.

The more you know.

Droford 01-18-2015 05:55 PM

Wilson will probably throw another interception

Droford 01-18-2015 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Smelly Meatball (Post 4569840)
Wow Seattle.

Probably safe to assume Packers are going to be considered as the betting favorites for the SB regardless who takes the AFC crown later.

Pats will be favorites

Nark Order 01-18-2015 05:57 PM

Ugh. Well, we have a game.

Droford 01-18-2015 05:57 PM

Lynch was ob

Nark Order 01-18-2015 05:57 PM

Lynch is out.

Dark One 01-18-2015 06:04 PM

YOU CANNOT CATCH AN ONSIDE KICK WITH YOUR FUCKING FACE.

Nark Order 01-18-2015 06:04 PM

Oh my god. This is disgraceful. End the game now.

I am going to throw up.


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