i dunno, during the roseanne roast amy shumer sent tingles to my balls

hmmm......

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even better

Yeah, not seeing the problem there.

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Has Sheamus always been this bad at selling or just when he started to become a SuperCena-like face?

Seems like for weeks he keeps forgetting about his arm being "injured."

Well, I think we can close the case on every unsolved murder of whores in the are where Cool King lives!

Nah. I don't like them either. I wouldn't stick my dick in a whore and I wouldn't marry one either. But hey, everyone has different standards.

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Long story short, Sheamus bad.

got the bracket set for Round 2 of Best Wrestler

oh joy. oh rapture.

some hot match ups

I think tpww might implode

tonights smackdown house show may possibly have been the best wwe event i've ben to. they actually had a ministage and screens to show 'tron videos and backstage promos.

daniel bryan also said since he beat kane at summerslam with a small package, he's known in aberdeen washington as "mr. small package" :lol:

The Rock said he tore his hamstring at WrestleMania when Cena did the diving leg drop onto the back of his neck. Either The Rock has been going to Kevin Nash's doctor for his scripts or The Rock doesn't how where his hamstring is.

I'm trying to think if he was in a weird angle where he could have gotten his thighs in a fucked up position, but who knows.

Should have made a sextape. Title? "Here To Show The World!"

And, as a bonus, could shop it to Brazzers (from that random backstage phone conversation with some presumed nondescript agent "... tell Brazzers I don't get into bed for anything less than 10 million!").

Another possibility is it was one of those freak things of positioning. Not so much a direct result of Cena's elbow landing on X area causing Y injury, but the position of the rest of Rock's body at the time of the collision and/or the sell by Rock.

If his upper body was being pulled to the ground while his legs were not bending to prepare for it, he could have pulled his hamstring from it.

Well it might explain why it seemed like he was REALLY selling Cena's offense in the match. I mean there were moments where I swear it looked like he literally had tears in his eyes during the match.

Apparently Cena's leg drop was too short in terms of where it hit the Rock since it nails him right on the neck and then carries through to the Rock's foot/hamstring with how the Rock sells the move.

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Happens at the 3 minute mark.

Fuck, that is a bit nasty looking.

Why do tribute/highlight videos for wrestling always have such fucking shite music? Do wrestling fans have that bad a taste in music?

i really don't see her as 'funny'. kinda see her in somewhat of a sarah silverman light. just trying too much to be 'dirty' and such. i'd put it on the same level as dick/poop jokes.

EDITZ: not talking about tina fey, obviously

Tina Fey is considered funny?

Indy company I work for did our sort of first show over the weekend. Raging success. Here's a bit of a highlight package.

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congrats. seemed like it was actually decent. though, parts of the video are just funny. the first match with the SLOW MOTION CORNER LEAP-FROG. that made me chuckle. the 2nd match seems to be fast-paced and fun. the many shots of the semi-interested crowd were also funny. though, the place looked decently packed.

not mocking you for it, not by any means, just found parts of the video funny. actually, i'd say i am SLIGHTLY IMPRESSED.

Yeah I'm not a fan of the slow motion bits/random crowd shots. It was edited together by someone outside the company. Me or someone else will eventually put a different one together.

Quit sucking up to the promoter. :p

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:lol:

Yes.

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- 1980's WWE and NWA star Butch Reed is currently in jail in Johnson County, Missouri after being arrested last month following a probation violation. Reed was advertised to wrestle this weekend in Arkansas for Traditional Championship Wrestling, but is still incarcerated.

wouldn't have known that was him at all...

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I know nothing of your personal taste in music. I don't know what other direction they could go though keeping in mind that it needs to fit in with a professional wrestling video package.

MARYYYYYYSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEE pic of the day

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goo

Yes... She is widely considered funny...

when you bend over your hamstrings are stretched to their maximum. dropped...oh lets say 250lbs on your neck could easily push you past your natural stopping point and pull a hammy. easily.

Love Tina Fey. I wish I had someone like her in my real life (in any role). I would have turned out right.

THE FUCK BRO?

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I don't see it, but to each their own I guess.

They actually kinda do, most of the time. At least here in the states.

JBL: "You buy the beers because you don't drink anymore" :rofl:

Really hate posting this, but I have to.

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I drove by WWE headquarters yesterday. Felt good.

What to do when this thread hits 100,001 replies?!

Yeah, this means you are headlining Wrestlemania next year

And by headlining he means that you will open the show and win in 18 seconds or less.

Go for 1,000,001?

I just watched Bret Hart defeat Mr. Perfect for the Intercontinental title (SummerSlam 1991). It was absolutely amazing.

P. S. I have had a crush on Diana.

Maybe I've just heard jokes similar to that too many times, but it didn't really strike me as funny. I haven't really cared for her on the few 30 Rock episodes I've seen and I didn't really think she was funny on SNL either.

AHAHAHAHA. So, I open up WWE.com with the intention to search for "sex offender", and the first thing I see is a giant grainy picture of Jerry Lawler.

Now after actually completing the search, it makes me laugh more.

That is funny, you should cap it and put it on twitter or something

Works for a bunch of random words as well like "pancakes" gets Percy Watson.

You mean like her characters? Like her acting and such?

She's an amazing comedy writer.

I don't know what it is, I don't have anything against her, but I typically don't find anything she does funny. Now maybe she's a great writer, I'm not sure what all she writes for, but I know SNL (a couple of seasons ago when I last watched it) and 30 Rock don't do it for me.

The last episode I saw of 30 Rock was more annoying than anything because of her. She couldn't say she loved her boyfriend and when she tried she started doing this baby talk shtick. I just turned the channel like halfway through.

Depression brings up Gorgeous George.

"Sell Out" is John Cone whoever that is.

"Ice Cream" surprisingly doesn't get Punk but instead Ryder.

"Man Boobs"

I'll let you find it yourself.

"Nut sack" = Jake "The Snake" Roberts

"Benoit" = Jack Doan

"Black" = Papa Shango

"White"... Maryse.

"Dirty Sanchez" = Brooklyn Brawler

"Clean Sanchez" = Gorgeous George

"Chokes on dick" = Zeus

"Worst wrestler ever" = Joey Mercury

"Best wrestler ever" = Ricky Steamboat

"Sexiest man alive" = The Million Dollar Man

"Huge penis" = Wendi Richter

"Ridiculously deep hole" = Jim Ross

"Superman" = Brock Lesnar
"Batman" = Stacey Kiebler
"Wonder Woman" = Maxine
"Green Lantern" = Percy Watson
"The Flash" = Connor O'Brian

"Iron Man" = The Iron Shiek
"Bruce Banner" = Mark Henry
"Captain America" = Captain Lou Albano

"Lock Jaw" = Skinner

LOL. Not even gonna spoil this one...

Search "Oral sex"