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Kane Knight 04-11-2011 01:33 AM

PETA should have protested the captivity of Val Venis' pet, "The Big Valboski."

Kane Knight 04-11-2011 01:47 AM

Q: How many PETA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. PETA can't change anything.

James Steele 04-11-2011 01:59 AM

Damn it KK, you make it so hard to hate you when you make me chuckle.

SlickyTrickyDamon 04-11-2011 01:59 AM

WWE should have an evil vegan/vegetarian as a way to drive food sales at the shows. A heel saying don't eat a hot dog will make people want to eat them even more.

James Steele 04-11-2011 02:00 AM

http://trainwreckpolitics.com/wp-con...ction-2008.jpg

BLUE WHEN IT COUNTS!!!

Tom Guycott 04-11-2011 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 3489976)
New Hampshire's a red state, you know.

Though perhaps he's sold out now that he's part of a big CT corporation....:p

WWE's a "cock teasing" corporation? Explains a lot.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 3489978)
PETA should have protested the captivity of Val Venis' pet, "The Big Valboski."

"Helloooo, ladies of PETA! Forget the "land fish" or the "sea kitten", how about you help me free the "Trouser Snake"

Lock Jaw 04-11-2011 02:53 AM

No coming back from that. Round goes to Craig T. Nelson.

James Steele 04-11-2011 04:11 AM

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XL 04-11-2011 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by TheAdamEvansFan (Post 3489915)
I wouldn't mind seeing Dwayne, Sin Cara, Mysterio, Santino, Kofi Kingston, Booker T, and Del Rio in some type of Gang related film, drama/suspense that portrays them as two rival gangs, the blacks vs the hispanics with a group of rogue cops that have been given special authority to take them out (Steve Austin, Cena, Undertaker, Miz, etc)

WOW.

Cool King 04-11-2011 04:53 AM

Here's a survey by THQ asking who you would like to see in the next SVR game and other questions.

You can also win a copy of WWE All Stars for taking part.

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/NW2J7ZJ

Cool King 04-11-2011 04:54 AM


Cool King 04-11-2011 05:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Xero (Post 3489791)
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For a moment there, I thought that video belonged to TPWW's Wikipedia, DLVH84.

But I was just getting the letters mixed up.

Fox 04-11-2011 05:06 AM

Rock and Stone Cold in "Lethal Weapon 5"

Book it.

Volare 04-11-2011 07:44 AM

PETA of all people need to shut the fuck up. God Damn hippie terrorist wanna-be fucks.

seapig4 04-11-2011 07:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAdamEvansFan (Post 3489957)
Did you watch them?

Legendary brought a tear to my eye.

See No Evil made me cringe in utter horror!

Looks like they did what they were suppose to do!

Ever watched a good film?

TheAdamEvansFan 04-11-2011 08:22 AM

Yes.

And I thought Legendary fit well with the audience it was going after, except for the fact that Cena doesn't look like a normal actor for that type of film. A smaller wrestler would have been better, like Rock.


See No Evil was a decent horror film. I don't know what the fuck anyone has to complain about, unless they are just useless trolls that haven't even watched it.

TheAdamEvansFan 04-11-2011 08:23 AM

Wrestling fans are showing their true colors right now and it's not pretty. - John Cena

Jeritron 04-11-2011 08:30 AM

I think the real story here is that Undertaker escapes yet another fatal entrance. He is living the gimmick

seapig4 04-11-2011 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAdamEvansFan (Post 3490099)
Yes.

And I thought Legendary fit well with the audience it was going after, except for the fact that Cena doesn't look like a normal actor for that type of film. A smaller wrestler would have been better, like Rock.


See No Evil was a decent horror film. I don't know what the fuck anyone has to complain about, unless they are just useless trolls that haven't even watched it.

Legendary is passable if it had somebody who could act in it instead of Cena.
See No Evil is a shit horror film on nearly every level.

Your entitled to your own opinions on films but I don't see how you can say that any WWE studio film is decent.

GoneFishing 04-11-2011 09:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kane Knight (Post 3489956)
I'm surprised PETA never protested WWE's captivity of the animal Batista.

Once, millions of Batistas roamed free along the countryside. This noble beast was forced to spend years walking for miles inside a pit of danger....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeritron (Post 3490102)
I think the real story here is that Undertaker escapes yet another fatal entrance. He is living the gimmick

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

This is too hilarious to be true.

Xero 04-11-2011 09:35 AM

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voncouch 04-11-2011 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by James Steele (Post 3489950)
:rofl:

Tell PETA to go fuck a landfish and blow a seakitten.

In all seriousness, I hate to hear about the stress the animal went through but PETA is on my shitbag fruit loop crazy liberal agenda of socialism and destrucity list.

Even as a liberal, I = this

BizarroKing 04-11-2011 09:47 AM

HHH riding a horse wouldn't seem all that badass to me anyway honestly...his normal entrance is manly enough just the way it is.

voncouch 04-11-2011 09:49 AM

And you know Vince's republican, right-wing heart & soul must be crying having to kiss the asses of GLAAD & PETA

TheAdamEvansFan 04-11-2011 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by voncouch (Post 3490128)
And you know Vince's republican, right-wing heart & soul must be crying having to kiss the asses of GLAAD & PETA

:y:

He cringes at the fact that Congress wants to question him about his theory that steroids are ok for performers, and yet they don't need health insurance.

So what does Vince do? HE TOSSES HIS WIFE INTO CONGRESS. But he failed like the XFL, but there is always next year!!! Fucker must be a Cubs fan too.

James Steele 04-11-2011 11:01 AM

I still bet Vince McMahon could buy and sell you like a fucking watermelon in July.

Steveviscious89 04-11-2011 11:28 AM

Wrestling fans talking about politics = 0.

Rock Bottom 04-11-2011 11:34 AM

Two men.

http://images.buddytv.com/usrimages/...ff7f7-cena.jpghttp://potsquared.files.wordpress.co...10/therock.jpg

Intense animosity.

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Now they're in for the fight of their lives in San Fransisco.

But there's just one problem.

It isn't their match that will kill them.


http://degrassisociety.files.wordpre...1/01/glaad.jpg

Who will survive.

Starring Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, John Cena, and Steven Segal.


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Kane Knight 04-11-2011 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 3489985)
WWE should have an evil vegan/vegetarian as a way to drive food sales at the shows. A heel saying don't eat a hot dog will make people want to eat them even more.

They should have a scrappy underdog who eats tofu, but because he lacks the strength from beef, he never comes out on top. He should actually do the opposite of the Hulk-Up, and get fatigued mid-match.

....I'm totally not stealing this from Super Meat Boy's response to PETA.

Emperor Smeat 04-11-2011 04:30 PM

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Ermaximus 04-11-2011 05:09 PM

"I eat religion and crap out enlightenment."

I sense a new gimmick here soon for JoMo.

Xero 04-11-2011 05:59 PM

The White Pope

Damian Rey 04-11-2011 08:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAdamEvansFan (Post 3489957)
Did you watch them?

Legendary brought a tear to my eye.

See No Evil made me cringe in utter horror!

Looks like they did what they were suppose to do!

Sucka!

Speaking of horrible, I googled Horrible and it came up with Damian Rey.

I don't have to watch them to discover that they're bad. That's what research is for. Like someone else said, you are entitled to have your own opinion, but don't try and fluff up the consistent string of bad films WWE has produced.

Kane Knight 04-12-2011 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheAdamEvansFan (Post 3489957)
Did you watch them?

Legendary brought a tear to my eye.

See No Evil made me cringe in utter horror!

Looks like they did what they were suppose to do!

Sucka!

Speaking of horrible, I googled Horrible and it came up with Damian Rey.

LOL

Tom Guycott 04-12-2011 05:14 AM

"Obviously, the Celtic Warrior has spent a lot of time playing with himself and practicing the game."
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Cool King 04-12-2011 09:16 AM

Raw Spoiler.

SPOILER: show
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Ermaximus 04-12-2011 09:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 3490968)
Raw Spoiler.

SPOILER: show
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The obvious comparisons there are terrible.

Henry=Jackson
Bourne=Gabriel

Clearly Danielson>Slater and Barrett>Santino, but sheesh.

Xero 04-12-2011 09:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cool King (Post 3490968)
Raw Spoiler.

SPOILER: show
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The problem with this is that it's clear that WWE isn't against using Barney soundbytes.

Ermaximus 04-12-2011 10:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xero (Post 3491026)
The problem with this is that it's clear that WWE isn't against using Barney soundbytes.

LMFAO. I totally didn't recognize that at first. So how along until they dress Henry up as Barney, and Santino as Baby Bop?

Xero 04-12-2011 10:15 AM

All I know is that Henry is pretty much a giant apple in his own right.


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