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owenbrown 10-27-2013 03:17 PM

why does the NFL want to punish London by letting the Jaguars lose big to the 9ers there? :wtf:

Heisenberg 10-27-2013 03:28 PM

Lee INT helped Dez get that TD, gtfo with your DX taunt

OssMan 10-27-2013 03:35 PM

late Ossman viewing schedule

1 ET: Cowboys vs Lions on FOX

Cowboys kind of interesting. Lions kind of interesting. Dislike Cowboys. Like Lions. Some big playmakers. Interest: 7/10

1 ET: Patriots at Dolphins on CBS

Patriots slightly interesting. Dolphins slightly interesting. Indifferent towards Patriots. Indifferent towards Dolphins. Interest: 5/10

Special Appearance: 1 ET - Giants at Eagles on LAPTOP

Giants not very interesting. Eagles pretty interesting. Like Giants. Hate Eagles. Laptop stream is shitty and is giving a ton of ads. Interest: 8/10

4:25 ET: Redskins at Broncos on FOX

Redskins very interesting. Broncos very interesting. Like Redskins. Hometown team. Like current Broncos team. Very like Peyton Manning and RG Third. Interest: 10/10

8:30 ET: Green Bay at Minnesota - Sunday Night Football on NBC

Green Bay kind of interesting. Minnesota uninteresting. Might try to go out with this Mexican girl if she stops ignoring me tonight so probably won't watch this. Interest: 4/10

McLegend 10-27-2013 04:16 PM

Matt Barkley is not an NFL Quarterback.

SlickyTrickyDamon 10-27-2013 04:25 PM

Hey now everybody it's Sunday Night!
Green Bay humiliting the Vikings under the Metrodome Light.

Not going to watch that bout.
Going to watch the Sox destroy the Cardnials in rout.

Owen Brown thinks Sox and Carnials will be a bore
Think that is true just check out their scores.

Sunday Night is going to be one hell of a night
We get to see two hell in a cell fights!

Frank Drebin 10-27-2013 05:23 PM

Cowboys D just choked

Razzamajazz 10-27-2013 05:24 PM

jesus detroit

OssMan 10-27-2013 05:24 PM

what

i stopped watching when dallas got the ball back

wtf

how did that happen

what

Heisenberg 10-27-2013 05:24 PM

Lol Dez, fuckin' disgraceful

Emperor Smeat 10-27-2013 05:25 PM

Wow

Heisenberg 10-27-2013 05:25 PM

Stafford didn't notify anyone, just jumped in there. Not over though, great fuckin game

#1-norm-fan 10-27-2013 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 4324299)
Cowboys D just choked

This should surprise no one.

Razzamajazz 10-27-2013 05:28 PM

stafford's getting laid tonight

OssMan 10-27-2013 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlickyTrickyDamon (Post 4324274)
Hey now everybody it's Sunday Night!
Green Bay humiliting the Vikings under the Metrodome Light.

Not going to watch that bout.
Going to watch the Sox destroy the Cardnials in rout.

Owen Brown thinks Sox and Carnials will be a bore
Think that is true just check out their scores.

Sunday Night is going to be one hell of a night
We get to see two hell in a cell fights!

Sunday Night Football on NBC.
The Mexican girl I'm talking to is ignoring me.
I think I'll watch and relate to the show Hello Ladies
Because the NFL rocks on HBO

OssMan 10-27-2013 05:32 PM

Dez Bryant Claims He's Just as Good as Calvin Johnson


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Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant claims that he is just as good as Detroit Lions stud wideout Calvin Johnson.
According to ESPN Dallas’ Tim MacMahon, Bryant went on 103.3 FM ESPN in Dallas on Monday and claimed that he can do whatever Johnson can on the football field:
I believe I can do whatever he can do. I think it's just a pride thing. When it comes to football, just being on the field, it's a mindset and having a mentality. I honestly believe when I'm there, I'll be feeling like there's nothing I can't do. Whatever the coaches ask me to do, I'm going to do it.
I always feel like there's more. I think that's just a mindset you're supposed to have.


http://bleacherreport.com/articles/1...calvin-johnson


RoXer 10-27-2013 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OssMan (Post 4324311)
Sunday Night Football on NBC.
The Mexican girl I'm talking to is ignoring me.
I think I'll watch and relate to the show Hello Ladies
Because the NFL rocks on HBO

I really like Hello Ladies

love Kyle Mooney, obv

#1-norm-fan 10-27-2013 05:40 PM

To be fair, Bryant did have 2 TDs today. And that was against a defense not run by an 80 year old man who hasn't been able to put a game plan together to stop anyone in a decade.

RP 10-27-2013 05:44 PM

Lol Cowboys

Heisenberg 10-27-2013 05:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4324316)
To be fair, Bryant did have 2 TDs today. And that was against a defense not run by an 80 year old man who hasn't been able to put a game plan together to stop anyone in a decade.

Against Megatron who put up some stats today and was instantly forgiven for his mishaps with some crucial catches.


It was a good shootout though, I hope other WRs follow suit and compare theirselves to Megatron so I can benefit fantasy wise

#1-norm-fan 10-27-2013 05:52 PM

Don't get me wrong. I'd agree that Megatron is the best receiver in the league. I'm just saying... let's not pretend Dez went out and backed up his comments by laying an egg. That touchdown catch at the end of the first half was pretty insane, too.

Heisenberg 10-27-2013 06:02 PM

I liked the one where he ran on the sides all straight-like. I don't really mind Dez that much, but I'm a fantasy coach overall and have to pull for the man known as Megatron





I laughed when they showed footage of Dez throwing a fit with Witten trying to calm him down.

Evil Vito 10-27-2013 06:11 PM

Love it.

#1-norm-fan 10-27-2013 06:41 PM

Alright, Marvin Jones gets to compare himself to Megatron for the day if he keeps this up.

OssMan 10-27-2013 06:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RoXer (Post 4324314)
I really like Hello Ladies

love Kyle Mooney, obv

Mexican girl responded to my text
We could watch World Series Baseball on FOX
I'm gonna fuck this up and probably won't have sex
Because it took her five hours to respond to my text

ClockShot 10-27-2013 06:54 PM

Denver vs. Washington. Tied at 7 at halftime.

Didn't see that coming.

#1-norm-fan 10-27-2013 07:13 PM

Oh what the fuck, Denver.

OssMan 10-27-2013 07:16 PM

What just happened in the 5 minutes I missed that WSH scored 14 points

Why is everything happening in some bizarre way that I miss it even though I'm missing like nothing

OssMan 10-27-2013 07:26 PM

Mexican girl taking forever again
I wait with bated breath for the arrival of her pen
At halftime the score of this game was seven-seven
As the fire slowly dwindles away in my den

DrA 10-27-2013 08:35 PM

Jesus Washington is trash.

Crimson 10-27-2013 08:47 PM

NFC east is trash

Krimzon7 10-27-2013 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 4324346)
Alright, Marvin Jones gets to compare himself to Megatron for the day if he keeps this up.

A) megatron is a bossB) so is Dezatron. He was spectacular
C) HOW BOUT THEM BENGALS!!!!!!!!!

ClockShot 10-27-2013 08:58 PM

Daaaaaaaaaaamn.

Denver came back big time. I turned it off after Peyton's fumble and pick 6.

Emperor Smeat 10-27-2013 09:27 PM

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DrA 10-27-2013 10:01 PM

Des Bryant had another one of his outbursts today apparently. That guy is honestly the stupidest person, just a completely inarticulate half wit.

DrA 10-27-2013 10:07 PM

Romo does that a lot as well, the temper tantrums where he yells at the receiver after he throws a shitty pass. There are so many Cowfags on that team.

ClockShot 10-27-2013 10:10 PM

Quote:

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Evil Vito 10-27-2013 10:12 PM

<font color=goldenrod>Giants: 2-6, 2 games out of first

Crazy year.</font>

road doggy dogg 10-28-2013 01:16 AM

Hey this Calvin Johnson guy... pretty good

Kris P Lettus 10-28-2013 09:21 AM

He's no Dez Bryant

lol

road doggy dogg 10-28-2013 09:27 AM

Dez Bryant is still probably one of the top 5 receivers in the league by any metric, but Calvin is just in his own tier


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