WOAH, VAL VENIS. Are they airing Heat anymore these days?

EDIT: GUESS SO

UH OH!

Oh shit...run Matt run.

Lord Bottom, you have served me well lo thes...

*Gets the giggles because I said "Lord Bottom"*

I believe Kane shall assit us, master

Let the word spread from this thread outward.

From this moment onward, Kane is now most favored in mine eyes!

Kane has the Hulk Hogan tan!

Damn I was hoping he'd break Lita's leg or something

Thank God Matt.

Saved Lita.

I love you Matt!

Why oh why couldn't Lita have been on the top rope when Kane did that?

i wasnt looking at my screen
i heard litas music (which is cool music btw)
then i heard val venises..
then kanes...
i was like. what?
now im more confused than ever

I hope you get in a car wreck and get your neck broken.

*Breaks character, I'm laughing so much.*

This thread has been a lot of fun tonight.

*Resumes character*

Someone shalt write my paper for me tonight! Who here will show his devotion to Dark Loopy?

KILL FREAKING BILL!! O man that movie owns all

HARDY is the man











Jeff Hardy, that is.

*looks very nervous*

been there, done that. minus the neck breaking portion :shifty:

Nah! Matt's rocking and certainly is the more talented of the two Hardyz.

another freaking tag team main event and no real.. storyline advancement. i mean HBk won't win. so we started some random fueds that won't matter and introduced one new guy.. ugh.. i still feel cheated. remember when like viscera and gangrel had that blood barrel match? those were the good times. stipulations, satanism, and sex. WWE at its best..

the funny thing is i just did go to get some pizza downstairs lol

What the FK

takes out lightsaber its green! Yes its glycerine skywalker biotch! the annoying farm boy to take over all!

Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. KoOs' girl, out there in the sanctuary of the ring, walked into a trap, as did your Rebel MFer. It was I who allowed the Val to know the location of the G-spot. It is quite safe from KoOs' pitiful little band. An entire legion of my...well...Kane awaited them. Oh, I'm afraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

Okay. I'm reaching.

Uhmm... Who?

Is that a new Character or something

HIROHITO!!! yes!!! omg!!!

did you see the blood! that was awesome.. thats what we need more blood, even if its only a stupid promo

Hirohito, rofl

How long before hes Tajiri's comedic tag team partner?

:love:

Does anyone THINK THEY KNOW EDGE or what?

this is the part where ben dies right? sorry ketchup is your friend.. youre ben..

Kiaentia version 2?

So where was Benjamin tonight?

http://www.gerweck.net/kendosuzuki.jpg

"Hirohito" = Kenzo Suzuki?

Oh, and...

*Zap*

No offence but Edge looks like he's going to die because he has 0% body fat. He's ****ing ripped with muscle.

you think you know me.. no not really you have no real past charecter you have told us nothing. you have a brother you always were better than then you went gothic.. then you went surfer left your brother fought rvd i think... hmm no i dont know you i just know you should do something.. big!

UM.....Yeah that guy's going to be running the lemonade stand sooner or later

SOMEbody has to!

Hirohito is freaking awesome Hardcore dude from AJPW if i am correct. i may be wrong, i get the names mixed up. but who was that guy who had the electric cage match and acctually got his freaking head stuck? untill the ring caught fire he pulled it out and still one?

Hmm...

He won the 2000 Young Lions Cup and the 2002 One Night Young Lion Tournament.

That...sounds impressive. I have no idea what it means, but it sounds impressive.

takes out light saber and tries to get loopy on the light side

Batista's 35! Get off his jock, JR!

oh he plays tennis..

where'd you get your info loopy?

ugh, Thank you for that LOVELY mental image. I am now MENTALLY SCARRED for life!

i stopped caring after that bane guy came out... almost cared when Eugene came out but this raw is a huge dissapointment unless something happens in the next 20 minutes.. its nothing. i hate this i get all psyched and wwe ruins it. i am bringing a sign to raw that says I'd rather be at HOME WATCHING NWATNA than being given tickets to raw free and going backstage

Who else thinks we're going to get a surprise Benoit/Edge win tonight?

We still haven't seen Shelton...

...just realized this thread is almost ten pages long.

I'm expecting a DQ or something.

its only 4 in my thing i have 100 posts per page

wtf?

<font color=969696>Cameras fu</>cked up.</font>

what a way to let us know it WASNT gonna end at that point, "the match could be over, we have to go to comercial" jesus christ on a pogo stick the timing of the comercials sucks

PAST
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PRESENT
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FUTURE
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I Give you the Lemonade Squad.

lol WE WANT BRET

LOL Combine that with Tony "This arena will literally explode" Schiavone, and you've got yourself a hell of a team, bahgawdstunnerbrokeninhalf.

<font color=969696>"We want Bret!"</font>

"I don't particularly."

WOLVERINES CAN FLY, COLE!

I know this isn't technically relevant, but it just occurred to me that like the same week (or maybe the next week) that JR was promoted out of his talent relations position, Austin was let go. :lol:

:)

NEW CHAMPS! DOUBLE CHAMPION!

*Dances jig of victory*

Good God...I AM psychic! Dark loopy lives!

Bischoff is gonna come out and reverse it cause of the cast

Guess you were right Loopy, Benoit/Edge win. Shelton should've been the one to come out and kick HHH though.

SWEET! EDGE RULES ALL! Beniots ok too.

I Guess the Raw Tag Belts are just put on various teams from now on

ok new tag champs... pretty good i guess.. no heel turn .. eh

Also, a World Title match has been announced that doesn't involve Triple H and Chris Benoit now has two titles. They've had back-to-back televised shows in Canada without a screwjob. Kane's monster gimmick got a rebirth, and Randy Orton has gotten the rub to make it to the next level.

Good riddance.

Man that Raw kicked MAJOR ASS

Anyone else tired of Lawler saying "Is this the end of Evolution?" constantly, when it actually happens its gonna totally ruin it

Best. RAW. Ev--In a long time. Awesome RAW tonight. Absolutely awesome.

So it's really been JR holding everybody down this whole time? :D

if edge wins the IC strap.. they have all the belts.. those two.. except womens .. wow

It was all a matter of perspective.

If we'd been able to see it from far enough away, we would have realized that it was really just a giant glass cowboy hat all along.

Edge as IC champ would rule all.

Yea, I was gonna mention that. They lost the tag titles, it's not the end of the world.

Good show, except for those ingrates in Canada with the "We Want Bret" chant. :roll:

:D:D:D you'll have to sneak that into a caption this week or something. It's brilliant!

It's time to get to work on that paper that's due tomorrow. 'Night, boys and girls.

I was just thinking that :y:

edge could shave his beard and dress up the las conquistadoras suit and win the womens to!!!

acctually i bet HHH would consider that

Well, pretty good RAW. Even though I'm not much of a fan, I was definitely impressed with Orton tonight, almost made me want to cheer him. I guess WWE people really do read on this site. Alot of people mentioned on the Backlash thread how weak Kane is now, and he even admitted it. So hopefully something new will happen to get the biggest draw last summer back on track. Seems like Tajiri moving to RAW was a mistake. On SmackDown he was Cruiserweight champion, but on RAW he jobs to The Coach :wtf: And I wonder if Matt saving Lita has officially turned him face. And now Benoit is a double champ.

And finally, will the canucks ever let it go???? In 1997, Bret Hart got screwed out of his championship because he was leaving to go to the rival company, and in 2004, the other guy involved, Shawn Michaels, still gets the biggest heat of the night because of the incident. I mean come on already. :rant: I was really hoping HBK would've flipped off the crowd. But, as an American, I have definitely learned that if I piss off a Canadian, I will hear about it for the rest of my life.

I thought it was a great show. Matt made himself a face with the saving of Lita but still during that thing I was waiting for maybe an appearance for Jeff to return. (Know it will probably never happen but I keep on looking for it.) Kane's sacrifice really wasnt as big as I thought. Regal getting hit in the nuts was funny but not as funny as the coach spray incident. As for the end, I was very shocked. I didnt think they were gonna win it. Infact the way I saw it was that HBK was gonna help Evolution win it. But I guess Vince shocked me again. Damn I cant believe that happened. Dont get me wrong. Im a Beniot fan since the old WCW days but Im also a big fan of Evolution and that ending was shocking and great for me. Just wish HBK would of turned heel tonight. That was basically the only reason that I stay tuned. Just the hope that this would happen made it so exciting.

Edge sucks. Benoit Sucks.

Argh....I may actually enjoy watching Smackdown! now.

<font color=goldenrod>*checks your rep* OK, troll.</font> :wave:

An OK show, tho I missed Jericho's match and Kane's promo which both i hear was good. Wish I could have seen J's new entrance. Plus, no Shelton, no piece. And what happen with the Regal/Kane match, as if it would've been exciting?

Hmmmm..every once in a while I wish I was able to watch Raw live with you people. This was one of those times.

Cool. Thing is, being on the West Coast, you guys are watching Raw, and I'm usually making dinner or on the phone. And god forbid my sister comes over; then i'm flipping between raw and "I Want a Famous Face" :nono:

Raw was pretty good. I think I figured out my problem with Benoit. He isn't a likeable character. He's too "mean" to be a likeable "good guy". Plus his head is too small for his body. Plus he bores me on the mic.

Great wrestler though. (God I hope HBK wins in 2 weeks!)