rofl

Monday's game was disappointing offensively but I'm confident the kinks will be ironed out after a week or two. The fact we only lost by a point with a non existent offense is comforting in a way. Gotta win Sunday though, pretty scary thought being 0-2 with an away game at Miami next, and Minnesota, Green Bay and Denver away on the horizon. Jesus.

Stadium was awesome. Spent silly amounts trying all the food but it was all good. Gutted the stealth bomber didn't go over as planned. Probably due to the delay because of the storm I'm guessing. Got interviewed by ESPN New York outside the stadium before the game, trying to get a copy of the video now :D

Actually i think it has more to do with something about being able to sue the owners if the players union is disbanded.

Can a Bob Sanders get a body part that works? GOD DAMN NIGGA! DRINK MILK!

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lol

Time for some good ol fashion pig skin.

Alright guys I've got the Bengals (+40) over the Ravens this week. I was a little concerned about the line as it's pretty tight, but after looking at weather conditions and the fact that Baltimore is banged up in their punt coverage unit, I had to pull the trigger on this one. Just don't see the Ravens winning by more than 35 today.

Free preview (?) or something of the Red Zone channel right now. On Verizon Fios here.

It's the best channell ever. I get it on Comcast.

Time Warner doesn't offer Red Zone. Piece of shit.

you're practically watching every game at the same time.

Yeah this is fucking incredible. Was actually going to order it just now but it's free this week I guess.

I don't even have an option for any NFL package if I wanted it. Time Warner and the NFL have both been buttholes about coming to a deal. Don't even get the NFL Network over here.

It's a fucking joke. I have Time Warner too.

They've also been running commercials about Time Warner not offering the ESPN channels soon. Not really a big deal for me other than football games, but the war between these service providers and networks is fucking stupid.

Yeah, tried ordering RZ last week but the system wouldn't let me. Kept getting errors and shit. Gonna try again next week after this free thing is done.

Loved it last year.

I jack off to NFL Redzone atleast 4 times each sunday.

:lol:

My Vikings are sucking ass. I got a really bad feeling about this season. We've lost so many weapons and we still got to face the AFC and NFC east this year. Looks like GB is taking the NFC North so far.

Its free on the NFL Mobile app on your Droid too.

Joey Flax is not making my MVP prediction look too hot so far. 5/17, 23 yds, 1 int, 15.1 rating in the 1st half.

CONVERSELY, Jay Cutler is buttpounding defenses.

Yeah he is, that's surprising me as well.

Now Flacco's got it working. Nice pass.

All you fuckers watching your NFL RedZone channel while all of my HD channels are all fucked up and distorted and impossible to even watch.

Bengals have been awful at getting to the QB in these two games. And when they do they completely whiff and go flying by. And that time it led to a TD.

Vick looks pretty good here so far. The oline on the other hand not so good.

LOL @ Favre and the Vikings

No lol at the cardinals getting absolutely shitted on by the DIRTY BIRDS WOOOOOOOOOOSH WOOOOOOOOOOOOSH WHO DAT? NIGGA WE DAT im sorry thats for next week

Theres the old gunslinger, awesome lob into double coverage

He's in the backyard throwing the football around in his Wranglers.

T Jack couldn't have made that throw. Believe it.

Meanwhile I'm having fun watching Tony Romo throw behind every receiver who isn't banging out a Kardashian

So you're saying they should sign Lamar Odom as a tight end?

Flacco looked horrible

Ravens defense still hasn't given up a TD though.

Back to Back offsides are killing Titans chance at the comeback.

Final play was horrible so it didn't matter in the end.

Champ Bailey just took Matt Hasselbeck's milk money, gave him a wedgie, and stuffed him in a locker.

Probably made fun of his bald spot too.

Chiefs 2-0 WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Love the Broncos' argyle endzone pattern.

1st play by Jets on offense ends in a tipped pass and then an INT.

1 Jets player surrounded by at least 3 Patriots players.

Never mind, play got overturned.

Oh my God

Go get your god damn snack Rex

Who wants to check down more, Mark Sanchez or Alex Smith?

Jets' Smith managed to tackle Welker by punching him on the side of the head.

Maybe all that time in a prison cell helped Michael Vick learn to stay in the pocket.

Also helps him take a pounding.

Will someone fire Jason Garrett please.

:D Brady to Moss bomb pass

Revis Island is sinking

Nick Folk

Beautiful catch by Moss but Rex I guess doesn't think it was Revis' fault as they showed him mouthing the words "God damnit, Jim" and sure enough, Leonhart was not covering.

Nah was going to be free I think but stupid Verizon made it so you have to subscribe to "V Cast" now at $10 a month. Dumb.

Really don't like Kyle Wilson so far tbh.

I can't fucking believe the Cowboys turned the ball over 3 times the way they did, and to top it off Jay Cutler doesnt turn it over at all. Jesus.

The Lions will apparently be coming really close to making huge comebacks every week this year

LOL Cowfags

Fucking 98% 3rd down conversion rate against the Jets this season so far

cool

Wooo 0-2 for the Cowboys. I'm not even upset for some reason, I just want Phillips fired. Garret isn't even that good either, Jerry Jones needs to hire someone and give him control of personnel moves. Get a new regime

If you think Phillips should be fired you should be shot. He's no Bill Belicheck but he's a genius on the defence, and few are better at calling plays for the 3-4. Cowboys can't get any points, that's why they are losing.

What? No. I'm viewing it right now at no additional cost.

Redskins fall apart on defense and give up a 4th down TD to Houston. Could have won the game by preventing it but instead game is tied late in the 4th.

Go Houston. and then lose next week.

Yep, i know he's a great defensive co. But the team hasn't improved at all on penalties and mistakes. That's coaching. He's too laidback, just like Norv Turner neither of them are ever winning a superbowl.

Why because he isn't Bill parcells and doesn't stroke out everytime there's a mistake? The penalties that killed them last week were because they were missing starters on the offensive line. You wanna blame Phillips for those tipped balls and and Williams fumble?

Cowboys can live with mistakes and penalties, they can't afford to keep kicking FGs in the redzone and running the ball when the other team stacks the box.

Norv Turner is also a very good coach, and is a brilliant offensive cooridinater.

Saying neither are ever winning a superbowl is easy to say, but you don't really give any reason other than Phillips is laidback. C'mon on, use your head. Tony Dungy went to the playoffs like 7 times before winning a superbowl. I just hate when people spew things they have heard from an alalyst or saw on NFL network without giving any explanation. You probably don't even know that Phillips is a good coordinater, you probably just took my word for it.

Can't really blame Phillips for being laid-back since before him, Parcells was the coach and the players eventually mutinied against his tough style and wanted a more "laid-back" style coach.

Jerry Jones listened to the players more than realizing a tough coach was needed for a team that was on the decline or lacked discipline for years. Also didn't help Parcells was a confrontational coach more than a "yes man" coach that Jerry wanted to boss around.

Exactly, not to mention he's blaming penalties while completley ignoring the fact that 2 starters on the offensive line were injured.

Wow what a 2nd half. Loved how the replacements stepped up and showed great strength in depth on the roster. Fantastic. Next week at Miami's gonna be incredible.

goddamn jets

What a great day.

Shit @ Houston about to win though.

Damn, not here. Just said "please subscribe to V Cast to view this."

Damn @ Redskins game :drool:

I didnt think the Skins/Texans wanted to win the game.

2-0 Teams: Chiefs, Steelers, Dolphins, Bears, Packers, Buccaneers and potentially Giants/Saints
0-2 Teams: Bills, Browns, Lions, Panthers, Rams, Cowboys and potentially Colts/49ers.

Chiefs, Bears and Bucs are all surprises at 2-0, Cowboys and Colts would be surprises at 0-2.

As far as the Ravens, they haven't given up a TD yet so the defense is still there but you gotta be worried with Flacco. They'll bounce back next week vs the Browns at home but then they get the Steelers in Pittsburgh...so..ugh

<font color=goldenrod>Rocky Bernard and Linval Joseph inactive, meaning Barry Cofield and Chris Canty are the only two DTs.

Ie: Coughlin doesn't give a shit about defending against the run against Peyton.

Victor Cruz is active. :love:

GO GIANTS!!!</font>

I see Legend Killer Kyle Orton, the D, AND the reciver corps. were all solid today.

Now if we can just fix the quagmire that is the running game.

lol Rams

Faith looking good as always.

HAHA FUCK YOU GIANTS EAT MY SMELLY PENIS!

You could see that play action coming a mile away. It will happen again too.

Antoine Bathea is destroying souls tonight. He's everywhere.

ROFL i wish every team would let the Colts run on them like this.

Here comes the play action on 1st down. This is gunna be brutal.

LB's are back in.. Dallas Clark gobble gobble.

Addai and Brown might go for a hundey tonight

Jesus took them long enough to put the LBs in, Addai was looking like he was good.

Addai has looked good all off season and was decent on his 10 carries last week.

I wouldnt be surprised if Addai had 1200 yards rushing this year.

Holy shit did Jim Caldwell just move?!?!

This is a mismatch. I thought the Giants might be better then this.

Fuck i hope i dont have to sit through a quarter of Curtis Painter

I just want to fucking spit. :mad:

Pretty obvious the Giants didn't show up today, and against a team like the Colts? Come on. Pretty terrible defensive game plan from the Giants too.

Looks like they forgot about last week and just remember how to play like last season

Giants suck so bad

Most Giants fans had a huge boner last week. I think they forgot that the Panthers are shit and were only so happy about it because they got thumped by them last game last season. Giants are as bad, if not worse than last year.

The thing that pisses me off, is that this team isn't really any less talented than the team that won the Superbowl in 2007. There are several key changes to personnel, but it's like the entire organization has just lost the desire to put a good product on the field.

I thought the Giants played like shit last week during the first half. They came out with some nice adjustments after half time, but, the Panthers are pretty awful, so they worked. Against a team like the Colts? Child please.

My boner went away when Carolina lost to Tampa

WOOOOOO GREAT START