I will take Clox's silence as acceptance.

A GENTLEMANS AGREEMENT!

HUZZAH!

These banning stipulations are increasing my Mania excitement to epic levels.

It was totally worth it for this result.

Sneaky sneaky WWE, this is how they get that 50/50 reaction at mania.

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i just found that gif like 10 minutes ago and totally fished for the first place i could reasonably use it.

It's from Welcome to the Dollhouse. A somewhat obscure movie that I remember seeing years ago because Trips raved about it so much.

yes #1 wwf fan

you orchestrated this all very well

you acted like a try hard troll so hard that i think cena isn't worthy of a rockjob

Do you ever make sense?

lol Rock Bottom

im batting 1000 sting fan

wait, you dont know what the fuck that even means

You are correct sir, proving even the severely intellectually handicapped get lucky from time to time...

you forgot a comma before sir vagbullet

you should also put "that" before even

i got an A in english

i dont need the thesaurus to call you a dumb faggot

you dumb faggot

Apparently you don't need capitals or to make any sense either you yokel...

May we see the unbelievable
 

Just wanted your thoughts, and yes im SORRY it's ANOTHER Rock Vs. Cena thread but with Cena hating on Rock for real and Rock seemingly looking flustered after Cena so called owning him, there are rumors that Cena and Rock backstage also are not on talking terms, just being civil and saying they are doing this whole thing for the business and being professional but at Wrestlemania what would and very well could happen if Rock or Cena decides to take everything out for real in a shoot match tearing each other apart. WWE would have no control on live TV and Wrestlemania of all things. Do you poeple think things could blow up or are both men far too professional?

Rock and Cena are way too classy and professional to pull shit like that at a house show let alone WrestleMania. There might be tension, but I still contend that they both are working us all like fiddles because we all know Cena will win and this is how to generate interest in the match.

I'm fairly sure my answer is a little more accurate than yours.

we allready saw this in lesnar v goldberg

True, but I'm bored and am trying to get to 20,000 posts by WrestleMania.

The idea being that my 20,000th post will be:

...or something to that effect. You get the idea.

Rock and Cena want to get paid so they will put on whatever match WWE tells them to put on. If they book a monkey being shoved down a pee hole. Someone is going to get a monkey in a pee hole. If they book a shoot (never in a million years because Cena and Rock are 2 of the most lucrative properties the WWE has ever had) then they will do a shoot (again, never going to happen).


I hope they book a donkey punch mid match.

Dear Sir or Madame:

Your thread has been merged into the OFFICIAL Rock/Cena Wrestlemania Hype Thread. Please make a note of it.

Yes, two of the most professional workers in the business are going to risk screwing up the product for some cheap and petty shots.

Noted, Me bad:(

No apology necessary! You have yourself a wonderful day.

I'm going for Cena with this. I'm down with the fruit loop troop, and I eat my fruity pebbles like a yaba daba bitch.

if you would have exclaimed "bitch" it would have been classified as a great promo...so close.

try using parallel sentence structure before you throw books at me

thats right, parallel sentence structure in a wrestling thread

God if only I could throw books at you. Alas I can not so all I can do is continue to call you a retard in my own simple way.

You retard... :wave:

there have only been two people on this forum that ive read their replies and just thought...you arent worth arguing with. and its rock bottom and tedious. youd have to sit down and give them a seminar before you could have an educated conversation on any given topic. not worth the effort.

Not really to interested in rising to the bait, just want to keep it interesting until WM day and one of us gets the perma ban tbh.

Not much point me losing interest a month before.

Feel like tonight's Rock promo was a microcosm of each run he has with the company.

1. Hot start
2. Gets a little repetitive and watered down
3. Totally fucking lame

Learn your lines, you hack.

exactly this. by the end it was just so bad.

of course the WWE wanted RAW to end on an awful note to get cena over so its all moot

The "We Will Rock You" thing was a little rough.

"Cleveland Rocks" ALSO has the word "Rock" in it...

GET IT!?!

'cause his name... happens to be... the... ROCK...

...and that is a problem how? It isn't like "Cleveland Rocks" hasn't been a phrase around for a long long time.

OMG! that is so clever! you tink we could get him to repeat that for about 15 min? really make sure it sinks in.

It was the fucking chorus!

well in the case i wasnt bored out of my mind

I thought the Cleveland Rocks thing was a pretty clever call back to when he sang in Cleveland before.

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But yeah like I said, it started great, then got a little watered down, then totally sucked balls at the end.

I didn't say it was a problem... just a ridiculously corny cheap pop.

So if you're into that, I GUESS it's not really a problem.

It worked and was entertaining unless you were too busy rolling your eyes at trivial things to enjoy the segment.

I guess I require more than seeing a crowd enjoy something live as I watch it from home to find it amazing. Maybe I'm just weird like that.

I just think it is absurd to shit on a promo taking advantage of the town its in when the entire hype for the promo was that it was in said city.

It's really not any worse than Cena wearing the Cleveland Cavs jersey. If we're gonna run down Rock's promo, there are way worse things than that to complain about.

WAY WORSE

like forgetting your fucking lines

Supreme, I don't think he learned them to begin with. I guess that was the whole idea behind the karaoke thing?

Cena wearing the Cavs jersey, while cheap, wasn't more than a jersey he wore to the ring. It wasn't like it was the focus of the promo. Not like he relied on it like an easy crutch or anything.

The entire hype for it was that it was in Cleveland? I think that might be a bit of an exaggeration.

Wasn't Rock in an episode of Star Trek once? He's really going for that virgin market he lost to Cena.

Yeah, a lame one too on the second lamest Star Trek franchise.

"A ROCK CONCERT IN THE SHADOW OF THE ROCK & ROLL HALL OF FAME IN CLEVELAND, OHIO! LIVE ON RAW SUPERSHOW!"

Don't bother explaining. These people are eating up Cena's shit and trying to pick apart the greatest mic worker in the business. It's beyond retarded.

They're a minority of extremely confused idiots.

You couldn't be right, no matter what kind of random or stupid shit I say, because I'm on the right side of the argument. You're pulling for a jobber whose gimmick came from 8-Mile, and evolved into WonderWigger, over an icon in the wrestling industry.

In case Vince McMahon has the biggest brain fart since the XFL, actually plans to try to job Rock out to Cena, and as a result, I'm not here; I'll say this now: If Cena beats The Rock, and doesn't die in a storyline "explosion" within a month of it happening, the WWE is going to take a turn for the worse.

I'm not waiting for Cena to bring this up for a "Probe Uranus" joke.

You're talking about my punctuation without a grasp on the English language. I'm trying to stick your face in the ironic pile of shit, but you still can't smell it. Don't be the grammar police without a badge, you FUCKER!

If you're even remotely taking me seriously, you're even more retarded than I gave you credit for. You deserve a life of shitting your pants and clapping your hands.

I really HOPE Rock rips Cena's throat out at WM.

3:18pm, 03/13/12 Taker it Easy votes and breaks the 49/49 tie (Taker it Easy acronym) in favor of John Cena. Five minutes later Skynet became self aware.

lol

Taker It Easy is Skynet. It all makes sense now.

Who the fuck is trying to pick apart Scott Steiner? I will fucking destroy them.

for a moment things got crazy as the votes were split 51/50

It's nice to see tpww split on an issue. It's kinda like the HBK/Bret feud, only with less name calling.

Scenario: the world as we know it ends tomorrow, a few million peoples survive, a majority of modern technology is no longer feasible, Dewayne 'The Rock' Johnson survives.

He would contribute so little to society. Maybe he could plow fields with his mule like physique but, hell, in a few years that body will deteriorate because there will not be time to work out nor will such a thing be viable to survival. Also, this guy ain't doin anything with his brains. He would add nothing to society. Maybe try to conquer a town of thirty peoples, with the goal of using the peoples as surfs. Few things positive from the Rock in this senerio.

Jim Carry on the other hand has done DMT so he can spiritually guide us, make us laugh and teach us with a insightful and ever searching brain filled with pain, life, and love.

Rock Sucks, Taker it Easy :) <------ see that Big Show Smile?

Rock Bottom is either the biggest mark I've seen in a while or one of the better troll campaigns I've seen in a while.

Still.

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Die Rocky, Die!

How can Cena and Rock both have 56% of the vote?

Also obligatory Rock Bottom piss off and die etc etc...

I gotta be honest I have lost interest and am phoning it in now. RBs schtick is getting repetitive and taking away my enjoyment of the whole thing :n:

Fuck off, bitch tits!

Multiple choice, so it counts each group discretely against the total. There is an overlap of people voting for both.

I didnt even notice you could vote fro both tbh.

He's never been particularly bright, but of late he's either developed a tumour or he's trollin'.

I voted for both

Effectively cancelling out your vote.

kane knight i have a 4.0 gpa

u prol dont

thats bright as fuck buy thr way

i am in thwe cap[a beta zeta mcgee honors society and i think the rock will win, so it only makes Cena fans look dumb

But being honest and impacting the ratio. Well, theoretically being honest. He could be lying, I suppose.

o ya well i hav a 8.0 gpa lololol

I dunno, I agree with you that it was cool that Rock did the insider nod to his heel concert in, what '03?...but anyway I personally think Rock did great singing, just wished he maybe would've switched up the music he played on guitar for each song. Also would've helped if he hadn't felt the oh-so-compelling need to take a sip of Fiji water after every 30 second-1 minute long 'song'...and the whole Team Bring It Anthem was kind of "MEH" at best, although the "we will ROCK you" at the end was a sort of cool touch.

Rock's opinion on the magnitude of WMXXVIII as opposed to WM X8...
 

Found that to be sort of an intriguing statement. How do you all feel about it? Agree? Disagree? Not sure?

I think this match might technically be bigger than Hogan/Rock. Cena is basically the Hogan of the current era and is inarguably a huge star, with more big wins, WWE/World Championships and main events under his name than The Rock had at his prime. Rock is a much bigger and more successful movie star than Hulk Hogan ever was during his short stint in Hollywood. Cena and Rock are bigger names now than Hogan and Rock were then. The problem is that pro wrestling as a whole has less value as an entity now than it did at WrestleMania 18, which is why we're seeing the lower ratings and disinterest from the general public. Rock can't save the WWE on his own.

I want Cena to win via cheating. I’d love it if he goes for the feet on the ropes in an act of desperation to get the three count. It could be one of the biggest moments of 2012 if done right.

Feet on the ropes AND grabbing the tights after a swift kick in the balls.

do you remember how last year John Cena came out to a choir singing

it was really awkward

rock goes for peoples elbow to huge pop

crowd cheers so hard

cena counters somehow and turns it into five knuckle shuffle

crowd boos his face off

john cena goes for AA, rock crawls all over him with layin the smack down ddt

they both "out" and rock does his fake convulsions

then they get up

and fight

bam

rock bottom to cena

1 2

i never give up

AA

kick out

fight

rock bottom

kick out

AA

kick out

rock bottom

peoples elbow

kick out

rock: what

king/cole/booker t/jr/whoever: jon cena is never at giving up folks

rock does knee slap crouch waiting for rock bottom

cena hits AA out of nowhere

1
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nope

cena hits another AA

1
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nope

about 5 minutes passes

crowd booing the fuck out of the place

ref back turned

rock

low blow

crowd go insane


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here is ur winer da rock.

:rofl:

I'd laugh my ass off at that.

speculate: how will the rock over sell cenas offense?

He will do a couple of barrel rolls after the Attitude Adjustment.

I was picking him to sell like hes been shot as Cenas music hits tbh...

With this kind of hype???

He will roll outside the ring, roll around it, and come back in from the other side.

And that's just selling the STF.

hey guys I hate to break this to you, but there will be a sharpshooter or two also

not only a sharpshooter, but rock's sharpshooter, but not only rock's sharpshooter, but rock's sharpshooter with john cena's passion face on the other side

his "i never give up i love this business i show up every day but im in a submission hold" face

rock does the sharpshooter to a tribute of owen hart, if you have a problem against this i suggest to keep it to yourself or you will have a bad reputation