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Wake Up Call 07-09-2012 10:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 3916578)
Why is the homerun derby still going on?? Trying to compete with the 3-hour Raws?


Give people something to watch other than this crap

Volare 07-09-2012 10:25 PM

Tony Schivone would disagree.

KIRA 07-09-2012 10:25 PM

Y,know I like this storyline I hope off isAJ being nuts I hope the pay off isnt stupid

but then I cant remember the last time our faith in WWE writers was rewarded

el bobbo 07-09-2012 10:26 PM

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Now is the part of the show where we have a beatdown to help demonstrate the concept of our next PPV since we can't trust you <a href="https://twitter.com/search/%2523RAWTonight">#RAWTonight</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/222515762101895168" data-datetime="2012-07-10T02:21:06+00:00">July 10, 2012</a></blockquote>
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Corndad 07-09-2012 10:26 PM

http://barbershopwindow.com/IMAGES/K...EER%20CAMP.jpg

ClockShot 07-09-2012 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 3916578)
Why is the homerun derby still going on?? Trying to compete with the 3-hour Raws?

Because it's too long. Too many outs and competitors.

I already turned it off.

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:26 PM

Expendables 2, with CHUCK NORRIS!!!?

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 3916584)
Y,know I like this storyline I hope off isAJ being nuts I hope the pay off isnt stupid

but then I cant remember the last time our faith in WWE writers was rewarded

If recent history is any indication, the writers currently don't know how the storyline will end and are writing week by week and instead of a big payoff, it will just kinda fizzle out.

ClockShot 07-09-2012 10:27 PM

Hey Eve, how you doin?

el bobbo 07-09-2012 10:27 PM

I want to see more of Eve's tits.

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 10:28 PM

DID YOU KNOW:
Raw has had more DERP DE DERP DE DERPS than DERP, DERP DERP, DERBY DY DERP, and AT&T...COMBINED??

KIRA 07-09-2012 10:28 PM

Punk just clearly stared at Eves ass when she walked in

Droford 07-09-2012 10:28 PM

eves shootin

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:28 PM

Eve's gotta point... holy shit.

el bobbo 07-09-2012 10:28 PM

Eve saying what the internet is.

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:28 PM

lol What's with Eve and Daniel Bryan expecting "I do" to be the proper response to a proposal?

Corndad 07-09-2012 10:29 PM

They are adding another to the World MITB match?

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClockShot (Post 3916587)
Because it's too long. Too many outs and competitors.

I already turned it off.

Anyone that can stand Chris Berman for this long probably is very good at being waterboarded.

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:30 PM

Where... the fuck... is Rey Mysterio!?

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:30 PM

Hmm... Sin Cara gonna be the 8th guy? Maybe Santino gets attacked at MITB and replaced with Barrett?

Droford 07-09-2012 10:30 PM

everybody on smackdwn s apparently in the sd mtb

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:31 PM

Or Barrett is about to make an inauspicious return to beat Sin Cara and take the spot?

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:31 PM

I miss Barrett.

Droford 07-09-2012 10:32 PM

reunion with x pac and road dogg hmm

KIRA 07-09-2012 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by #1-wwf-fan (Post 3916590)
If recent history is any indication, the writers currently don't know how the storyline will end and are writing week by week and instead of a big payoff, it will just kinda fizzle out.

We could argue ITS Vince's fault for changing things on air and hiring writers that know dick about storytelling and less than dick about wrestling.

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Droford (Post 3916603)
everybody on smackdwn s apparently in the sd mtb

Tensai, Ziggler and Santino aren't even technically on the Smackdown roster.

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:33 PM

Will we have time for Slater vs. Backlund and the Main Event?

Wake Up Call 07-09-2012 10:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Drebin (Post 3916600)
Anyone that can stand Chris Berman for this long probably is very good at being waterboarded.


As opposed to listening to Michael Cole for 2 hours....

Droford 07-09-2012 10:34 PM

imagine hoiw huge raw 2000 will be..like 7 hours by then

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wake Up Call (Post 3916611)
As opposed to listening to Michael Cole for 2 hours....

Well played

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 3916607)
We could argue ITS Vince's fault for changing things on air and hiring writers that know dick about storytelling and less than dick about wrestling.

Either way. There are a lot of people getting paid a lot of money to not be very good at their job.

Cool King 07-09-2012 10:35 PM

Hunico!

Awesome.

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:35 PM

No Backlund.......

Droford 07-09-2012 10:35 PM

happened to ptp being #1 contenders lol

el bobbo 07-09-2012 10:35 PM

LET'S GO SLATER

ClockShot 07-09-2012 10:35 PM

Slaterator eh.

Yeah. Sin Cara will win this. MITB calls for a spot monkey.

parkmania 07-09-2012 10:35 PM

R-Truth/Kofi vs Hunico/Camacho at the PPV preshow??? I thought the Prime Time Players were #1 contenders.

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 10:35 PM

Showing alot of confidence in Sin Cara by putting him in the ring with a non-mexican.

Cool King 07-09-2012 10:35 PM

It's the ONE MAN BAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaNNND!

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:36 PM

Slater, nobody is fooled into thinking you're getting a push.

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:36 PM

Also, I seriously think Santino is about to crack the huge mystery of the Raw GM is a completely throw away moment. lol

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:37 PM

Just because you beat Doink doesn't make you above the clowns.

Droford 07-09-2012 10:37 PM

so is he in the raw mtb mastch since the case was red?

el bobbo 07-09-2012 10:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 3916607)
We could argue ITS Vince's fault for changing things on air and hiring writers that know dick about storytelling and less than dick about wrestling.

If they got a guy like Russo, and had people heavily filter and edit his shit, we might get some good storylines.

Droford 07-09-2012 10:38 PM

flair?

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:38 PM

Oh? I may be wrong...

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:38 PM

HERE HE COMES!!!

el bobbo 07-09-2012 10:38 PM

No one will give a flying fuck about Bob Backlund.

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:38 PM

BOBBBBB

Immortal Moose 07-09-2012 10:38 PM

Fucking Bob Backlund

Corndad 07-09-2012 10:38 PM

Freakin Backlund.

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:38 PM

IN TIP TOP SHAPE!!!

ClockShot 07-09-2012 10:38 PM

Bob still looks good.

Droford 07-09-2012 10:38 PM

far to flair i thought..gess not.. backlund actually kinda looks good

Emperor Smeat 07-09-2012 10:39 PM

Probably can pencil in Sin Cara getting powerbombed through a ladder this weekend.

Looks like Slater is due for a helping of Crossface Chicken Wing soon.

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:39 PM

2 Slater matches in the same night! WWE POOL POINTS A-PLENTY!!!

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 10:39 PM

Crowd has been pretty bad for all the vets other than Vader.

Corndad 07-09-2012 10:39 PM

He looks good for his age I think

Immortal Moose 07-09-2012 10:39 PM

I'm sure the five people in the audience who know who he is are enjoying this.

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:39 PM

Notice how most of those fans are like.... yawn.

KIRA 07-09-2012 10:39 PM

The only person I can abide not wearing kneepads

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:39 PM

LOOK AT HIM GO!

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:40 PM

Booing him, eh?

Wake Up Call 07-09-2012 10:40 PM

Backlund getting the response he deserves. Who gives a shit about him?

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:40 PM

LOL "You still got it!"

ClockShot 07-09-2012 10:40 PM

CHICKEN WING!

Droford 07-09-2012 10:41 PM

lol

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:41 PM

Kill em Bobby! KILL EM!!!!

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:41 PM

THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A MATCH DAMMIT!!!

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 10:41 PM

Every once in a blue moon Cole says the truth...."He hasnt even done anything yet."

KIRA 07-09-2012 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damndirty (Post 3916627)
Just because you beat Doink doesn't make you above the clowns.

In fact beating one person doesnt qualify you as "on a roll"

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 10:42 PM

very even numbers

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:42 PM

Damn, they're sure speeding through matches tonight.

ClockShot 07-09-2012 10:42 PM

I totally forgot about this Cole/King match.

And of course its 75/25 for. No oddball numbers.

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 10:42 PM

wait...commercial?? Hope that means this match will be during the break.

Droford 07-09-2012 10:42 PM

lol cut iff coke

Wake Up Call 07-09-2012 10:43 PM

25 % of the WWE Universe is the IWC. No wonder why they never listen to us...

Immortal Moose 07-09-2012 10:43 PM

Words can't describe how fucking pumped for this match I am.

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:43 PM

LOL Cole making sense.

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 3916659)
In fact beating one person doesnt qualify you as "on a roll"

You know he's loving every moment of those guys he grew up watching beating the shit outta him!

Droford 07-09-2012 10:43 PM

tout?

Poit 07-09-2012 10:44 PM

I just want to hear Cole's entrance music.

Droford 07-09-2012 10:44 PM

id vote yes for heidenrape part 2 tho

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Poit (Post 3916671)
I just want to hear Cole's entrance music.

....and see all his goofy little tats

parkmania 07-09-2012 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KIRA (Post 3916659)
In fact beating one person doesnt qualify you as "on a roll"

Slater couldn't get "on a roll" even if he got a part time job at Cinn-a-bon.

Tom Guycott 07-09-2012 10:46 PM

I'm sorry, but hearing "Nikon" pronounced with a short "i" and British accent makes it sound disturbingly close to something else.

Cool King 07-09-2012 10:47 PM

WHAT DA HELL!?

Booker T!

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:47 PM

Booker's music sounds like the hooting of chimps.

ClockShot 07-09-2012 10:47 PM

Bookerman and Josh to fill in.

Keep them around for the rest of the show, please.

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:47 PM

I wonder if that vote was a little "Fuck you" to the IWC. As much sense as Cole was making it was almost like he was in character while making the point that "Man, you fuckers love to complain about stuff like me wrestling but when it comes to a vote, me wrestling wins. Seems like you're not in the majority."

I mean... if the voting had gone "no", they obviously would have rigged it but I'm pretty sure "yes" won anyway.

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 10:47 PM

Hold up hold up wait a minute....here....we.....go

Droford 07-09-2012 10:48 PM

that was awful

ClockShot 07-09-2012 10:48 PM

That was quick.

BUT WAIT!

Damndirty 07-09-2012 10:48 PM

Been a quick night, fellas.

Immortal Moose 07-09-2012 10:49 PM

Well, at least it was quick.

Cool King 07-09-2012 10:49 PM

Now why couldn't Lawler have done that at WrestleMania?

Frank Drebin 07-09-2012 10:49 PM

great...guess this means rematch

ClockShot 07-09-2012 10:49 PM

What interference?

Corndad 07-09-2012 10:49 PM

Coles gonna be the GM

#1-norm-fan 07-09-2012 10:49 PM

Wait, I didn't catch that. I only heard the match. What did Booker T do??


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