Least for me. He has the look. Has gotten pushes as both Face and Heel and yet I could give 2 flying shits about Alberto Del Rio. I can't be the only one.

IS BATISTA GOING TO CUT ANOTHER PROMO!?!??!

HUG IT OUT

pock marks all over his back

....Do we even have a main event tonight?

that was not a batista bomb

Ruined his cool back tattoo

Batista stole my jeans... that are 5 times my size.

Batista's body looks like Randy's kind of...

The hell happened to Batista's Eye brows? lol They disappeared faster then Del Rio's push.

Lol Batista jeans are too fucking tight to do a BatistaBomb.

Snap your fingers Snap your neck

yea his arms look much smaller

Missing the goatee!

batista def lost a great deal of weight

BATISTA DOESNT SIT DOWN ON $400 JEANS

lol I love Batista.

Best part of RAW so far.

Right, like the guy in the $600 pair of jeans is going to do a full on Batista Bomb on Alberto Del Rio.... COME ON!

Orton vs Kofi and the Orton/Cena stuff that follows probably.

Every match tonight should have ended with Batista coming out and doing a BATISTA BOMB

Batista's face looks really weird. It's distracting.

Batista should come out here and stare down Lesnar

LOL Big Show mocking Heyman

This is the man that was the main event of Survivor Series can glommed Bryan's heat.

Remember when Paul Heyman turned on Brock Lesnar and joined with The Big Show to go against Lesnar?

His weird baby head really clahes with the rest of his body its downright eerie.

THAT NEVER HAPPENED! #WhatTHEYwantYouToBelieve

get em Bork!

Eat
sleep
Show up
Leave

I hope Brock Lesnar breaks the ring by superplexing Big Show and they have the Royal Rumble in a broken ring.

Holy Shit. Big Show just tossed him out of the ring like a chair.

Just pull out a gun and shoot him

Lesnar! Get the TVs!

I stand by what I said a few weeks ago.

Based on tonight I think Batista is about half the size of Lesnar now.

This thing with Big Show will just manifest into sexual tension like it did with Kurt.

Alright, at this point Cena probably shouldn't have even made the flight to come to work tonight.

I thought Daniel Bryan was going to be the Tax Slayer

"We've never seen Brock Lesnar tossed around like that before"

Yes, we have. Thanks Cole.

Fuckkkkkkk, my DVR botched. Just now joining. What have I missed?

So the main event is this...

Randy Orton
Multi Time Champion, Third Gen Wrestler, Someone who cut his teeth with Triple H and Ric Flair grooming him, a hall of famer in the making

VS

Kofi Kingston
Held a few non-major titles, owes Alexander Russev a rubber match on NXT

AJ gets left

I wish I could show up to a 3 hour work shift with 15 minutes left like it's no big deal.

#BadNewsFaceTurn?

Time for Naomi to pin AJ in a tag match

His cheeks look different, not sure what it is. Maybe he was eating b4 he came out to the ring.

Well that is interesting... Possible Rumble Spoiler....

lol. It's an episode of Raw, not a major PPV.

That part of the feud

HBK never threw cake in Diesels face

Orton v. Kingston is the main? Is it for the title? What did Batista do? What about Daniel Bryan? Shield?

Champion in a non-title situation? Uh oh...

Wanna stab that fucking douchebag with the sign "Here for Talent, not 4 Batista". Ugly fuck. Probably got an advance on his allowance for his ticket.

WWE Creative Humor ‏@wwecreative_ish

Glad we chose to use one of Brock Lesnar's precious few appearance dates for this riveting segment. #RAWTonight

Been a lack of Usos this week.

Wooo Naomi survives.....love her outfit.

Lol Cole talking over AJ screaming

Non-title I believe. Batista came out, cut a 60 second promo to Orton that was compromised of "I'm back. DEAL WITH IT" and walked off. He came out later and Spinebustered and Batista Bombed Del Rio.

Daniel Bryan claimed he was always infiltrating the Wyatt clan, The Shield defeated Langston/Rhodes.

Hey, a black person won a match tonight! The dream lives!

I swear that all of AJ's "Total Diva" feuds have been the exact same formula.

Total Diva beats Tamina
Total Diva pins AJ in a tag team match
Total Diva pins AJ in one on one non-title match
AJ beats Total Diva at PPV for the title

Usos! YESSSSS

The Divas division is a complete joke. They really are assholes for that one.

Serious Bizness right now: WHERE THE FUCK IS DOLPH ZIGGLER? How in the fuck can you find time to push Big E, Cawdy, Goldust and the New Age outlaws, but you can't find a way to put Dolph on TV? FFS even Fahn dahn gho and Xavier Rhodes got match time. KOfi is damn near main eventing, and Dolph is somewhere in the twitterverse.

Yes, the Rhodes boys have been amazing and they just fit with the shield and it's always good to see the nao, but goddamn use the active talent you've got.

WWE Network- DRINK!

Ryback gave Dolph Ziggler another serious concussion

Lol this again

<font color=goldenrod>Fuck's sake they just showed this an hour ago.

-edit-

Okay seems like it's a different one.</font>

Its a different one

Someone should enter the Rumble with stilts. His feet will never touch the floor!

One year I want to see someone who is no where near the main event win the rumble. Like, Fandango, R-Truth, Tyler Breeze, or Kofi.

Goddamn Ryback. He's careless, he's a stupid concussion machine!

OR...

Dolph is the Wes Welker of WWE.

I really thought Santino was gonna pull it off in 2011.

This needs to be interrupted with the Wyatt's DERP on the screen.

I had a dream... that I MADE A TAG TEAM MATCH, PLAYA

Holla holla

So MLK day Kofi in the main event(total coincidence I'm sure)...Kofi either wins by dq or clean.

Zach Gowen could win every year if both feet have to touch the floor is enforced

Shut the hell up JBL

It's good to see WWE celebrate a man who did so much for civil rights....
BUT I'M AFRAID I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS!

Is that USO crip walking? Right after Dr. King's promo?

Usos vs Wyatts... in kind of a tag feud between two actual, real, non-thrown together full-time tag teams. Awesome.

It's good to see WWE celebrate a man who did so much for civil rights....
BUT I'M AFRAID I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS!

Also I 'm sure Vince celebrates this day by actively not saying "the coloreds" in his private life for at least most of the day.

They cut the Wyatt's entrance??? Ridiculous!

It's MLK Day...they let the Uso's Crip walk

I think the crowd died

JIMMY NOOOOOO

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Zeb Coulter should come out with the Prime Time Players in chains. The new Chain Gang. Everybody would enjoy that.

That would be so funny...
Titjango Oneil and Darren Snake Moan...the Chain Gang Playas

They're Somoan that doesn't get a pass. It should've been PTP

Samoan is just Niggas with Coconuts
-Vince McMahon

ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED???

Luke Harper looks like an absolute lunatic. :heart:

Crowds back.

Is Daniel Bryan not concussed?

Byan's back.

Would laugh is Cena just doesn't show up

The Usos should've laid Bryan out for turning their theme song off.