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Billy Kidman is gay because there's no other reason why would you divorce a hottie like Torrie.
Apollo Crews |
Apollo Crews is a Dentist on the side and LOVES to smile. Which is why we call him Smiley. :D
Rockstar Spud/Drake Maverick |
Rockstar Spud is a fetus in a wig, brought to life with electricity.
Heidenreich |
Heidenreich actually had michael cole's consent.
Al Snow |
Al Snow beat up Keith Hackney backstage at UFC 4, then had sex with his wife.
Rasta the Voodoo Mon |
Even Rasta the Voodoo Mon, don't know who Rasta the Voodoo Mon is.
Dakota Kai |
Dakota Kai dated Rasta the Voodoo Mon, and knows that he is better known as Terry Tate: Office Linebacker.
Manny Fernandez |
Manny Fernandez was a highly decorated Vietnam Vet.
Cody. |
Cody's real name is Virgin Runnels.
Viscera |
Viscera was Chris Rock in a fat suit.
JBL |
JBL was knocked out by Amy Weber in a bar fight.
Jimmy Wang Yang |
Jimmy Wang Yang has to punch someone tonight every night before going to bed via a curse by his theme song.
Kimona Wannalaya |
Kimona Wannalaya is a trans-woman who used to be named Haywood Jablowme.
Captain Lou Albano. |
Captain Lou Albano never wanted to be a manager, but Vince, Sr. had photos of him doing things in international waters.
Jeff Hardy |
Jeff Hardy quit drinking
Samoa Joe |
The guy who sold me the lightswitch covers for my home tole me that Samoa Joe was actually born in Ham Lake, Minnesota.
John Nord |
His love for you is like a truck...BEZERKER!
Would you like some making fuck Bezerker? STINGGGGGGGGGGGG |
Sting is a member of The Police.
TAKA Michinoku. |
Taka joined Suzuki-gun after Yamagucci-san tried to choppy choppy Suzuki's peepee, only for the katana to break.
Val Venis |
Val Venis was about to debut in WCW when Vince Russo said his catchphrase would be "hellooooooo men!"
Disco Inferno. |
Disco Inferno had sex in a car with Torrie Wilson.
Becky Lynch |
Becky Lynch's run as "The Man" stems from her love of pegging dudes.
Eugene |
My dermatologist's uncle told me that Eugene Dinsmore was a shoot , Nick Dinsmore was kayfabe.
Rob Conway |
Rob Conway being a former NWA World Heavyweight Champion knocked at least 2 million dollars off the asking price Billy Corgan paid.
Dean Malenko. |
Dean Malenko nicknames "The Shooter" and "Man of 1000 Holds" were all coined to him by his former sexual parners.
D'Lo Brown |
D’lo and Droz are actually working this injury angle. It is second only to the Montreal screwjob
Rebecca Hickenbottom |
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Perry Saturn |
Saturn got his face tattoo by ripping it off of Mike Tyson's face.
Maria Kanellis |
Mr. Perfect is alive.
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Sasha Banks. |
Impact wrestling is going to the Pursuit Outdoor Channel in January
Oh wait |
WWE's bad booking a psychological experiment to test the patience of the average wrestling fan.
Next : Cody Rhodes |
My grandmother's pharmacy technician told me that Cody Rhodes still used the Bunkhouse Stampede boot trophy as a diaper genie well ino his early 20s
Bonnie Steamboat |
Vince MrMcMahon Jr. was alarmed by the increasing popularity of Rick Steamboat with respect to his background and conspired with Bonnie Steamboat to derail his momentum as Intercontinental Champion and ruining his chance at ever becoming WWF Heavyweight Champion.
Ranjin Singh. |
Ranjin Singh often wore stilts to wrestle as Great Khali. No one noticed.
Nyla Rose. |
Nyla Rose is going to be managed by Dustin Runnels (as the name GolDustin) to capitalize on the LGBTQ+ community.
Curry Man |
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