I'm enjoying this " we're not a functional tag team " bit with Cesaro and Sheamus.

been really good so far IMO

I bet Sheamus crotch smells like potatoes

'Member Apollo Crews? Where he been at?

In preparation for the main event, here's what SHOULD BE the promo:

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With all due respect....

Do you think wrestlers are warned not to fuck up Sheamus's mohawk?

just saw on twitter someone threw a dildo on the field at the nfl game r/n

Does it get a perfect 5/7?

Xavier Should have a move called Up Up Down Down

Cesaro better be taped up like a mummy tomorrow

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I like Sheamus shoving Cesaro up off of his shoulders rather than just clubbing Woods.

Crowd indifferent tonight.

They miss no chance to plug that broken mess of a game

Greatest thing to ever happen imo

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I want new tag champs

Booooo smackdown did it

o god

Wow. Great use of a DQ for the first time in forever.

Why did the ref stop that match?

THE GHOST OF DUSTY RHODES STRIKES AGAIN

The New Day are stale beyond measure.

did Sami Zayn vs Braun get cut?

...ok. I'll give you that.

I'm watching you.

When I was posting Tipsters, that match wasn't listed on the PPV page.

"Fantasy Warfare Just Got Real" is an atrocious tagline.

Well everyone... this is what we asked for.

it is now time for the main event....

Ok I admit the dynamic between Cesaro and Sheamus is fun

Three-week buildup to a Big 4 PPV.

Brand split, please, ease up a bit.

"Fantasy Warfare just got real" is an embarrassing promo line for a ppv

Well I'll be lesnar can talk or is that Heyman's hand up his back making him talk

My body is ready for this.

To prove they are not over-saturating their own market next year will have 34 ppvs

RAW needs a big reboot of the tag division once New Day drops the belts sort of like what the Women's division did once they moved away from Total Divas and Nikki's reign.

I think Sasha or Charlotte is jumping off the top of the cage.

Oh this is great.

What are the odds Sasha's body isn't?

Sasha Banks Memorial fund:We kinda saw this coming.

Vince already nixed that plan

WHERE TEH FUCK IS THE CAGE

All right, I'm scared for this match, but I'm hype.

I assume yout mean penis.

Vince never throws anything away. That's probably the same carrier Haku used.

If there is not a cage for this match, i'm canceling WWE Network. I'm not even fucking joking right now.

Charlotte comes out on a litter fit for Triple H. :y:

Pity it wasn't in a cell, then Charlotte could get her chin rubbed across the wire and erase that asteroid from her chin.

When was the last no-DQ women's match in WWE?

TakeOver Brooklyn Entrance.

Heh, I just watched Sasha/Bayley from NXT Takeover: Brooklyn yesterday. This entrance looks familiar.

I swear to god i wont watch this match if that fucking cage doesnt get lowered.

Of fucking course my Network connection is starting to fritz out right now.

Somebody slap the guy with the Sasha's Ratchet sign in the face.

If Sasha face-plants im pretty sure that schnozz is getting stuck in the mat.

CAGE MUSIC

OK OK crisis averted . Cage is coming down.

Setting the over-under at the first "Oh jesus is Sasha dead?" at 4 minutes.

WTF

I take it back, that schnozz is now getting stuck in the wire.

I'd laugh if the Cell just got stuck before going all the way down.

Taking the over here.

I loved those entrances, great start to the match too

These bitches dont play.

uh oh table

Oh god they're going up.

that poor Mexican announcer booth!

They're still outside and the cage is down!

LOL SASHa is dead!

Shoulda taken the under.

I think Sasha just died.

damn

Sasha almost got bent in half from that powerbomb

Charlotte is great,,,

Viscous powerbomb.

Will somebody start the damn match!

Well glad the crowd is going to pull their weight.

I'm gonna cry

Charlotte is incredible seriously lol

oh god is Sasha hurt

Charlotte "playing to the crowd" lol

Oh cool the whole "ward off medical attention and wrestle the match" spot. That's never happened before in a HIAC match ever.

oh stop that chant

They're risking trying too hard to Foley her up.

Gotta do the Mick Foley fight-off-the-EMTs spot.

Sasha walking like a drunk coming out of a bar after a long night's drink than someone who is supposed to be seriously hurt.

How many New Day Tag Title matches have ended in DQ now? Seriously, just switch the belts if you don't want them winning. Breaking Demolition's record means nothing if they get to it like they currently are.

Did they already move the belt off Perkins? I had a feeling that they would. I love Kendrick, but I feel like the time for him as kind of come and gone. Something about it doesn't feel right. I guess the division needs a bad guy, and I can understand that they're trying to create these little journeys for Perkins, but it just feels like he's a loser already. Maybe they'll prove me well and develop him into a really evolved and thought-out character.

what is this actually happening?

Well if Sasha dont go off the top of the cage after all this, i'll be mad.

Ok this is feeling constipated.

lol Charlotte is feeling it seems like she is enjoying taunting the crowd

It's a good thing these aren't the real EMTs, because people would be dead.

0wned,,,

Sasha kicking dudes asses

*Yawn*

Seriously.

EDIT: Sorry, daytime drunk. I thought you were asking what is happening. My bad.

They really need to stop this "fight off the EMTs" spot. Literally nobody in the building actually buys into it at this point.

Whew! Go BOSS!

I think you need to turn in your wrestling fan card if you aren't watching this right now.