Don't usually care for JBL, but he's the only one who gets it, it seems.

Are Maria's boots supposed to be a lot taller but for some reason she wants to wear them low?

Seems way too wrinkly to be the actual shoe design.

Hurray at Sami Zayn winning. Unexpected!

I dunno, I didn't notice her boots.

:y: Sami won

Pretty gnarly Helluva Kick.

Well, fuck, another quick departure from TPWW Survivor...

This PPV seems like it has been pretty bad so far imo, but can't tell if I am just not in the mood to watch wrestling or if that is really the case.

The last few PPVs have been pretty good... but this one seems bad. Lots of "basic ass" matches.

Punjabi Prison lowering music reminds me of some music from some other movie/tv show or something..... can't think of what/where......

I dindt think it was possible for WWE DVD sales to tank anymore but this HBK movie may actually sell 0 copies

Repeatedly saying the word "structures"

Fashionably late...

He could sing "Misunderstood" or "With My Baby Tonight". :shifty:

Be interesting to hear how the fans react to this match I guess

They wont even be able to see anything

Yeah, uh, uh, huh, huh......

Ok so there is nothing ominous about this cage other than the doors open and then close and don't open back up

OOOOO scary

To save money, Jinder's Titon Tron video will only be turned on when he begins to walk to the ring.

Jinder's theme song is fuckin boss :y:

Supposedly the reinforced bamboo is supposed to be wicked sharp and painful but dunno...:-\ Also, I guess it's supposed to add suspense or something to close each gate for good once the 1 minute expires, plus the stop that if all 4 close, BOTH cages have to be climbed...still seems pretty anti-climactic, IMHO.

YEAH! THE MAHARAJA IS HERE!

did you miss the part about STEEL REINFORCED BAMBOO?!!

Think its been the case with most Smackdown exclusive ppvs since the new brand split. They've done a better job building their ppvs but RAW had more that felt or flowed better.

Punjabi Prison 'for sightlines'

It honestly hasn't been very good. I didn't have a lot of expectations for it but it really hasn't surpassed low expectations. It's been kind of boring overall, outside of a few matches.

It should be filled with rats and snakes

Which means nothing when there is 0 chance either one of them will be impaled or maimed in any way

You have to climb out JBL

I hope Jinder Mahal's brother-in-law The Great Khali interferes, climbing up to the top of the cage and jumping off with a giant chop

It should be filled with water moccasins and glass.

Rooting for Jinder.

Well, ever since they bombed Pearl Harbor, they've gotten a bit pushy and demanding.

This might be one of the rare times where having nose bleed seats is a lot better than ringside or lower level seats because of the Punjabi Prison.

Randy Orton camouflaging with the bamboo

WWE should play the Rumble buzzer sound when the door timer expires.

Was the first Punjabi Prison match actually made out of bamboo?

Wrong roster. Titus O'Neil and Akira Tozawa are on RAW.

So all 4 doors are gonna get locked and theyll have to climb over 2 cages

Kinder' butt

I wouldn't be surprised if the reinforced bamboo isn't pvc pipe. fuck you, vince

and rubber bands

We don't know if that's the case, though..."anything can happen" or whatever.

Jinder is going to hinder Orton from escaping from that door

kind of reminds me of discovery zone as a young'n

Why would anyone ever call for the door unless they are literally right in front of it, ready to escape?

rofl

Looked like a stunner to me

this match sucks

Remember, "It's automatic I win this" are lyrics to his theme.

This is very similar to the Sean Bean thing: is it really a spoiler to mention he dies in whatever you're watching?

Why did the Singh Bros wait until Orton knocked Jinder off the cage before taking Orton?

Singh bro's were probably under the ring the entire PPV smoking pot and drinking beers.

the word "structure" will have been said ~350 times after this match is over

Mahal is the greatest

When did Orton get the tattoo under his pec/nipple

Would have been funny if those sticks Jinder grabbed were from the cage itself.

There should be a secret tunnel under the ring

Jinder crawls under, lights go out, a few seconds later they come on and hes outside

I hope this is a reminder why they should never have this stipulation for another 10 years...or ever.

that was a slippery Singh

Welll you can climb through the holes..

Seems like Orton could just go through the cage like that too......

Damn Singh Bros are tiny as hell

where is other brother

And you can't teach that

That looked like he caught the edge of the table right in the middle of the back before the table collapsed

That was a terrible miss.

Ouch at Randy's bloody arm

That side of the "outer structure" is right up against the barricade..... should climb up that side and jump down into the fans

Should have been a bamboo chair that Randy pulled out to keep with the theme of this match

"Rolling fatties, smoking blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts!"

LOL

LOLWTF :lol:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Khali should put Orton in the Khali Vise Grip submission.

Khali

:lol: they actually brought back Khali

WTF Khali LOL this show is a train wreck

KHALI!

Karo syrup and food coloring. WWE can't afford real blood. Gotta tighten that belt.

Nice of Khali to help his brother-in-law

Vince is an asshole making Khali climb anything

WAHAHAHAHA

Ha ha at Khali ripping the title away from Jinder to hold it up

Kahli didnt get to chop anyone

I wonder if they will mention that Khali is his brother-in-law (storyline-wise)

:y: The Maharaja wins.

:mad: this terrible feud isn't going to end.

Its over.

Its time for Jinder for Cena

https://www.teachingquality.org/site...Oddsmakers.jpg

chances Jinder loses to LOLCENAWINS at SummerSlam?

I guess Mahal must've really found a way to curry Khali's favor.

Puns - I've got them!

Tag match was great. They probably could have wrapped it up after that.

They brought Jerry in because they don't want the fans to miss "Talking Smack"

That can only be answered by #STEINERMATH.

Orton still has beef with Jinder because of Khali. Sure it probably won't last till SummerSlam which is a bright side.

Then again a possible Khali-Orton feud would be even worse for quality.

Hearing Kevin Owens talk makes me miss "Talking Smack"

Why DON'T I have chloroform.

Owens/Renee for the US title. Book it.

Renee should've just told K.O. to go fuck himself.

I will miss seeing Kevin Owens/Renee Young interactions more often on weekly Talking Smack.......

For those of you playing at home, this would be like if, when JBL and Eddie Guerrero had their barbed wire cage match, Eddie fought off JBL and The Bashams for 20 minutes only to lose when Sgt. Slaughter put him in the Cobra Clutch.

Pretty pumped that the Great Khali is back

Watched Styles/Owens and the main event. Both were good and I didn't expect the outcome from either. Great Kahali was a good surprise as well. Thought the Styles/Owens finish was weak but that feud is probably not over.

main event def wasn't as bad as it could have been.

i didn't watch most of i but i give it a 7 based on being the PPV for the #1 show + going against the greatest TV show (GoT) since Full House.