The main card has been quite uneventful as of yet.

5 matches after this:


* Jinder/Nakamura

* Brock/Braun/Roman/Joe

* Dean and Seth / Sheamus and Cesaro

* Bray/Balor

* AJ/KO


I am guessing KO/AJ will get a lot of time

The crowd is dead for Sasha's offense. This is bad.

Mark Henry could split it, no problem.

(leaves thread)

Theyve kinda killed that. Shes supposed to be the most lovable Women on the roster shes legit injured and she gets the shit booed outta her.

eww that looked brutal

:lol:

Yeah, but that isn't her fault. It's on creative/the RAW writer(s) for giving her repetitive promos with no charisma or passion in them. Get rid of them and get some people in there that actually know how a character like hers should be written.

I cant watch Alexa Bliss without hiking my legs over my head and massaging that spot between my balls and my asshole.

lol wtf

The "taint" as in it taint quite your balls and it taint quite your ass.

I'll prolly watch after the first half of the Saints game

Whoa! That was quite an interesting way to end the match. 4 title changes tonight.

Nooooooooooooooo

This is a weird night.

Well, shit

goddammit

WHAT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SMH

Going to laugh if Sasha has another 1 ppv only type reign.

AAA:

Do you hear Michael Cole shout "IT'S... BOSS TIME" in your nightmares?

Every title match has had a title change so far

no but now i will pay attention to it !!

Soo much for the rumor of Asuka showing after the RAW women's match and somehow getting the title.

Cringe!

the fuck?

Wait... Again??

Despite there being a lot of amazing content on the Network that would more than justify the $10 pricepoint - WWE still manage to make me feel filthy for giving them any money when they put out PPVs like this.

There is a very good chance that Balor-Wyatt is just going to make things worse.

Now Bliss gets Nia to beat up Banks

Don't worry there is a Bray Wyatt match now to help things pick up

I'm watching this shit sober. the struggle is real..

Time for Wyatt to lose again.

:lol: at WWE unveiling the DEMON persona for the match graphic instead of letting it be shown first for Balor's actual entrance.

"Bray Wyatt vs. Finn Balor is a feud between a cult leader without a cult and a club leader without a club."

Odds that the match is shorter than the combined entrance times?

I bet it is

Not a great PPV so far.

Getting some good Pokemon time in, though

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One year ago. That's how long it took WWE to turn this same crowd on Bayley. Fucking remarkable.

OH NO. NOT A BUCKET OF ACIDIC... VISCOUS LIQUID

There was a time I wouldve been pumped for this hopefully the can get me into it

SD has had the better showing so far

Shit ppv, shit crowd. New York ppv always seems to draw in the cunts. Always going against the grain for the sake of it.

I really wish they woudn't telegraph the hell out of Finn's Demon showing up to fight

gimmick infringement

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">It's what you've all waited for, <a href="https://twitter.com/WWEBrayWyatt">@WWEBrayWyatt</a> vs. <a href="https://twitter.com/FinnBalor">@FinnBalor</a>'s entrance <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/SummerSlam?src=hash">#SummerSlam</a></p>&mdash; WWE Creative Humor (@WWECreative_ish) <a href="https://twitter.com/WWECreative_ish/status/899431051197599744">August 21, 2017</a></blockquote>
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So, guessing neither the WWE or Universal titles change hands, which to be perfectly honest, I'd be more than fine with.

Wait...was Finn crawling around à la Bogeyman back in the day?! :wtf::lol:

I don't "get" Finn Balor...

Takers there to pass the torch off to Finn for new longest overblown PPV entrance

Is the makeup supposed to make Balor never lose or something?

Pretty cool entrance setup for Balor

Not really sure how putting on a dreadlock headband constitutes a "demon" but whatever..:wtf:

According to Michael Cole Balor has split personality, why doesn't he use that as a gimmick?

I think this is the first time I've watched Demon Finn, and it seems weird AF.

Finn Balor looks like some of the turds i've recently had.

Itd be funny if Balor fucks his shoulder up again at Summerslam

Supposed to be Finn summoning his evil persona even though nothing about his style really changes.

He should have come out still covered in the <strike>blood</Strike> acidic viscous liquid from RAW

God, more of that "viscous acidic liquid."

Just say blood. More egregious than THE OUTLANDISH RICH SWANN

Prob the worst paint job Ive seen Balor come out with tbh

What exactly inspired Bray Wyatt with his thinning hairline to adopt the Bob Marley look?

Wrestlemania Dream Match

Demon vs Demon

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Vicious acidic liquid.

WWE doesn't know what words mean.

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So the guy with real dreds vs the guy who comes out with fake dreds. Cool. :shifty:

And thats why Graves flunked med school

Is Bray bleeding

So....all the matches on the preshow were better than anything on the main card so far imo

ha Bray just falling flat on his back

No. That's just a vicious, acidic liquid.

Mercifully shorter than it could have been.

uhg garbage

decent match, really short. Happy there wasn't a plethora of near falls

Decent match between Bray and Balor.

New Day vs Usos still the best match of the night and it wasn't on the main card.

Is there a Demon Club too?

6 matches down
4 matches to go

2 hours left in the show

Hey guys...

Just a friendly reminder we still have like two more hours of this.

No worries. Bray will just cut a super scary promo and he'll be credible and intimidating again because he'll say he is. Right?

This show is worse than playing a NES/SNES LJN game (Spider-Man and Venom: Maximum Carnage excluded, obviously).

every match has been bad / extremely mediocre besides the new day/usos match imo

Bray won on RAW, Balor at SS, now they need a blow off match. Then another match after that cuz reasons. Then another final match. Then the revenge match....etc

and now a match involving Sheamus/Cesaro.......

Every title will switch hands tonight except the Universal

You're forgetting all the tag matches where they team with two guys also in the middle of a back and forth feud.

Mutual fisting :D

Jinder isn't being hindered tonight

Please just kill me....

Either Dean turns heel or we have new champs.

Shield intro at the end was a nice touch

wish they would have good matches on PPVs instead of every match being a shitty basic Raw match

feels like it didn't always used to be like this

feels like it has gotten way worse in the past like 6 months

Oh my god I'm glad Graves mentioned the champs not being last

Shoulda been White Power Ranger Rollins

Damn Bray is already out there? What are the other matches left

I blame Vince's declining mental state

<strong>WWE Universal Championship
Fatal 4-Way Match
Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Braun Strowman vs. Roman Reigns vs. Samoa Joe</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/ZAJR3xhl.jpg">

<strong>WWE Championship
Jinder Mahal (c) vs. Shinsuke Nakamura</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/MIBHsDNl.jpg">

<strong>WWE United States Championship
Shane McMahon as Guest Referee
AJ Styles (c) vs. Kevin Owens</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/D0zmRCJl.jpg">

<strong>WWE Raw Tag Team Championship
Cesaro and Sheamus (c) vs. Dean Ambrose and Seth Rollins</strong>
<img src="http://i.imgur.com/h2K4fBBl.jpg">

Ppvs have been nothing but glorified raws for years now. The only real difference being people are more likely to kick out of finishers multiple times at ppv than they are on raw. Unless your name is John Cena obviously.

No Shield music...yet.

glitchy glitchy

that would mean Roman Reigns coming out

Seth dressed like he thought he was gonna be teaming with AJ Styles