Why does Coach keep saying he was a tag team champ?

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Just kick him in the fucking exposed throat. He's doing a bridge. Idiot.

lol Ryder can't even get his trade on TV:

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Why are they called the Revival when all they do is put me to sleep?

Crowd so fucking quiet. I don't blame them.

You either like Woken Matt or you agree with Cole.

Trading to RAW catering

They only have 3 hours

I'll gladly agree with Michael Cole to not be a fucking moron.

IF this doesn't lead to Bray Wyatt using his power to blow up house hardy

Raw gets 2 huge jokes in one night Ha!

:nono:

Should have stuck with Braun & Nick.

I choose suicide

this is not a good segment. Why do the Bar need to be on commentary? they suck.

:lol:

WTF

The Raw tag team division is so fucking dead.

RAW at about halfway point -- not very impressed w/ new RAW recruits...

KO and Jinder as new top heels on RAW...feel like them wrestling Roman, Braun, Lashley, etc will be kind of boring

This commercial is fucking horrendous

Ugh. This "ad".

Just admit you couldn't have good card and pack the arena.

I am not sure about the presentation of Matt Hardy and Bray Wyatt.

Lol, Sheamus and Cesaro standing on the announce table in their kilts cracked me up for some reason.

...I don't even...I'm not feeling well.

If you had asked me what I thought would be the way to promote co-branded PPVs,

I would not have guessed "We Are The World" lip syncing music video and acting like it's been 40 years since they last happened. Not even in my first thousand guesses.

This is cute. Fuck the haters.

Well let me help you out: It sucks.

Holy fuck that commercial was for PPV?!? Hahahaha!

I liked the ad......

But I don't like the PPVs being co-branded...... means that certain people will just go back to never being on PPV again.......

Carmella looking beautiful.

Yeah, dude......

Cuppa haters over here

Corey Graves wants to fucking kill himself, hahaha.

Yeah, dude.....

hot braud

Does Corey Graves shop for his jackets at A Pimp's outlet store

I have a feeling that one day this will make a "Death of WWE" special or something of the like.

Forever The Revival. Fuck Raw move em to Smackdown I guess. Fuck.

I always forget that Carmella is pretty hot, but that couldn't have saved that commercial.

The bloated shambling corpse of WWE will long outlast us all.

How could they ever think that was a good idea? Holy fuck. Then the announcers just standing there like "Gaw?" This is about as bad as drunk Bobby Heenan responding to WCW nonsense.

That advertisement?

That's a bit of a hyperbole.......

I've been way more tolerant than most of the Woken Matt stuff. But Bray just being exactly the same and now teaming with Matt because reasons is so fucking dumb. I mean I expected them to team, but I figured Bray would at least be somewhat different and maybe get a fresh coat of paint. But he's......exactly the same. And almost certainly he's gonna eventually reveal that he was never on board with Matt. It's the same story as Wyatt/Orton. Hell I half expect Bray to burn down the Hardy Compound.

No interest at all in seeing that feud continue/seeing those two interact in any way.

Missed half the show, anything really interesting happen?

Carmella is fine, but I don't need to see her lip-syncing like a fucking cunt.

What is that song/ad was overlaid on a live sex celebration of her and Liv Morgan to celebrate Carmella winning the Smackdown Women's Championship?

Would that have saved it?

Did Sheamus dye his hair during the commercial?

FANDANGO

YAY FASHION PO-PO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOO

Fashion Police still live.

The whole fucking product, man. This period. It's so fucking gross.

They announced Roman vs Jinder for the Universal Championship at WM35.

Sorry.

:rofl:

Rhyno and Slater going to fill in for the Ascension on the Fashion Files

Make that 4 jokes now Ha!

Can we get rid of the song? Maybe replace it with the Ealy Brothers theme?

I love The Fashion Police, but they're not going to save the Raw tag team division.

Really wanna bang Ember Moon

:y: Breezango moved to RAW.

Maybe Smackdown will be good as fuck now.

Rowdy Ronda Replay

Getting rid of Jinder definitely a huge boost

Ronda going to end up being Kurt's niece?

Why? She looks like some rapper ive seen in drag.

Ronda actually went to Hartford?!


WHOA!

Hahahahahahahahaha

I know this has become a variety show and you're not supposed to really care, but how are you supposed to feel any excitement rewarded about this. Maybe if you like Jeff Hardy you're happy he's the US Champion.

Kurt Angle has traded for a cat!

Triple A not enthused to hear "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY" 15 times per Monday

Yes Raw gets Maureen Ponderosa

He got Will Ospreay?

Mickie vs Ember.

should be good.

I was going to say that Ronda isn't as bad at promos as people anticipated, but this acting got AWFUL really fast.

At this rate, the mystery dude in the main event will be Ariya Daivari.

"........NATTIE?!"

It's me

Whoa! When did Nattie turn face?

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Very triumphant porn music.

Ut-oh, thunderstorm in my area. Out of nowhere.

Drew Mcintyre is apparently backstage.

"I wonder what Stephanie McMahon has planned for the future? I guess it could be...almost...anything..." *suspense ensues*

TYLER REKS MAKES HIS TRIUMPHANT RETURN

She didn't. Realistic explanation: WWE doesn't care or think about this stuff. Head canon: Their friendship transcends face/heel dynamics, and Ronda is naive to the business, so she's not expecting Nattie to betray her.

Getting Liv and Carmella nude together is a huge triumph.

Wonder what he gave up in return. RAW doesn't have any goat aficionados that would have been appealing to replace Bryan.

About as impactful as Drew McIntyre.

Even better.

Nattie vs Ronda could be great -- Nattie is a great ring vet to work w/ Ronda in a feud. I could see Nattie as Steph's henchwoman

Are The Ealy Brothers the Basham Brothers 2.0?

So is Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton the currently scheduled Backlash match? I'm down with that. But Jinder might actually win the belt back. :lol:

Well, that would've been a nice surprise. Thanks Carl. :y:

Really like Ember's music/entrance

The match should be fan-fucking-tastic.

I have a friend over for Raw. She is now snoring loudly. Should I wake her up for Ember/Mickie? Or should I wait for the return of Headbanger Thrasher in the main event?

Except that horrendous live version

Hope y'all are ready for Nia Jax vs Natalya at some point.

Ember Moon's got a lot more swagger than I remember. She seems a lot more comfortable.

You should throw her in a fireman's carry, take her upstairs, and ravage her body.

It's what Bret Hart would do.

Don't wake her for this product. She will hate you forever.

I would say that could work since WCW had sting and Lex Luger work like that back in the day( Luger was a heel but it didn't extend to sting as they were buddies) and it was actually really cool but modern WWE doesn't know how stories work