That or cocktail sauce

True but its handy for a wrestling pundit as it's always their get out of jail card if they're not as "in the know" as they make out.

Cue the boos

"IT'S THE EIGHTH MATCH AT EXTREME RULES, WHERE THE FANS BOO WHO THEY NORMALLY CHEER AND CHEER WHO THEY NORMALLY BOO"

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Gertner is a great poster, I can tell from this thread!

Wait, Bob v. BIG DOG NOW?! :eek:

He's the best out there by far. The Wrestling world would be a lot different if it weren't for Dave, as irritating as he can be.

Sometimes i mix up DAMN iNator and OwenBrown when I have avatars turned off.

Owen do you want me to put a strap on later and fuck you in the ass and call you Big Dog?

Just let me know!

I see reigns titan tron video no longer says "believe that", never knew wtf that was referring to anyway.

Miracle Whip dammit

Announcers talking about Roman was 'screwed' again wrestling Brock Lesnar...ffs

It's the Battle of tepid responses

I've been looking forward to this match.

Here comes Bobby and his headband to hide his receding hairline. :wtf:

:eek:

They were just trying to find something for him to latch onto as a catchphrase and that was just as stupid as anyting I'm glad they dropped it

Random historical reference from Cole.

Cole, if you're going to refer to ECW Champion Vince McMahon, please get the gimmick name right.

ECW Champion Do-rag Vince McMahon

Also, was it ironic that Kane by the very definition of the word, walked out on one literally lame foot at a show called EXTREME RULES? Not hating on him, just throwing the question out there if anyone wants to take a crack at it.

I don't really recall him saying it much either to be fair, just noticed it constantly in the background and it never caught on.

That headband bothers me it always has

Really can't remember the last time I saw a proper head and arm start a WWE match.

So whose main eventing tonight? Aj or Rhonda?

lol I saw that, and now he just edited it.

It's like he seen Asuka's black line across her face and had an epiphany.

NOPE

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See I don't get this they want Roman to be portrayed as some kind of Underdog while constantly blowing him calling him the top guy

Nxt has a 10 minute dueling chant and extreme rules has a prolonged booing

Trying to get the crowd to feel sorry for him, he could get impaled anus first on the ring post with the top of the pole coming out of his mouth and they wouldn't feel sorry for him.

"We want beach balls" chant

So Lashley is winning is I'm pretty sure Vince is happy to have his old Pet Project back

"Rusev Day" chant

Ah, here we go with the now standard "edgey" wwe random crowd chants. :|

Wish this was a Kenny Omega match instead r/n

Okay there's not a lot of chemistry here.

Okay I can get behind a Bobby Lashley win now that he's lost that dumb headband

'Memba how he got a whole new titantron with the words "ECW WORLD CHAMPION" on it?

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watching this sober... might start cutting myself

One and a half star match.

No dragon suplexes, standing spanish fly, or springboard poisoned rana.

Fuck me the sweat dripping off Lashley :lol:

BRB going to Walgreen's to get the following

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Now up to two stars due to 10 foot back body drop to the floor.

"just misses the apron" by about 2 feet....

good spot w/ BOB thrown over the top rope

Who sweats more? Bobby Lashley or Shane McMahon during a promo?

I would probably sleep with the real Tonya Harding than be subjected to this match

Wow that was brutal.

Shane fucking bobby in the ass whilst delivering a promo.

"That's one of the roughest landings I've seen in a long, long time" he says an hour after a man was thrown off the top of the steel cage and through an announcers' table.

w/ patrick ewing as guest referee

The amount that Lashley is sweating is really overwhelming.

Suppose the headband makes sense now, pity it never lasts the distance. A pair of window wipers might be the way to go.

Wow that was good near fall off the stalled suplex.

"That's the nastiest fall I've seen in a long time"

A long time??? Owens just landed in a table like 30 minutes ago Graves lol

Wait

Where the fuck did they get a replacement announcers' table

Lol you best me to it!

Have to cover up the under table shenanigans.

That being said, those poor spanish fuckers never got one.

BIG DOG kicks out of Lashley's finisher

"HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE" -- Michael Cole

Oooooohhhh

BOB Lashley pins Roman Reigns clean

@owenbrown: Do you remember the classic "Nytol will help you get your Z's!" jingle in the mid-to-late '80s ads they had?



For some reason I always think of that jingle when I see any as for sleeping "pills"/medications...kinda feel bad though ironically enough via liking a jingle for a product type that has been shown to be very dangerous and fatal in some situations.

But but, romans bad ribs, bla bla bla.

Was not expecting Lashley to win.

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!

lol

Thank God, no more Lesnar/Roman please

Bobby Lashley was wrestling literally when Roman Reigns was a child but this is the biggest win of his career over Roman

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

They did the best they could and it wasn't too bad, certainly got better as they went along. Good spots, psychology was lacking but still hard hitting and fun aside from the crowd being disinterested for the most part.

Lets face it, regardless who faces Lesnar its gonna be the same shit, one move over and over and over.

Everytime RR uses the superman punch, a Make a Wish child dies.

Roman Reigns will still get a title shot probably

Until Roman comes out tomorrow night, claims he was screwed because he couldn't get a good grip on Bobby because of illegal sweating and he deserved a title match at Summerslam.

Kurt Angle will think about it for a few minutes and then agree.

We can look forward to the big dogs bitchfest tomorrow night

:lol:

Ronda and her creepy looking husband.

Oh ffs another bitch match.

Rhonda bought a front row ticket which isn't suspicious at all

Definitely not. :shifty:

The Main Event is here. Alexa Bliss.

Because every person who purchases a front row ticket gets to walk through the backstage area unencumbered.

Losing tonight seems like a really weird, random reason for him to attempt to replicate Edge's live sex celebration c. 2006.

Now we prepare for the Match which Nia Lumbers around and Alexa Bliss has somehow bump around ala Andre the Giant in his later years

YOOOOOOOKOOOOOZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

You should all know that this is happening right now.

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Nia better be careful with Alexa. She better not hurt her.

And yes I just riffed on the word "bitchfest". #DEALWITHIT

Is Mickie James a smokeshow

Y or N

Nia looks like Jeff Hardy with skin toned makeup.

Holy crap, Mickie looking super freaking hot tonight. :eek::naughty::drool:

Depends on how much makeup she has on and if she's grinning like a fucking loon or not.

.....fucking weapon conveyer belt.

You put a botch machine like Nia Jax in a match with no rules and expect people not to die

Especially with a runt like bliss, i've taken bigger shits than her.

Like 1000x more than usual tonight. She must be planning on getting "EXTREME" in some other ways after the show tonight. In other words I suspect there's a reason she was dubbed "Hardcore Country" in TNA.

LOL "I wanna know where you find trash can lids without handles" Graves has some good shit tonight.

NIA YOU STUPID BITCH