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Cactus Sid 07-25-2005 06:37 AM

I love how Kenyon says "How dare other clubs question our integrity"

Man Utd cleaned up their act as soon as he left......

toxic rooster 07-25-2005 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cactus Sid
I love how Kenyon says "How dare other clubs question our integrity"

Man Utd cleaned up their act as soon as he left......

The world still turns...

...which has absolutely nothing to do with your post.

Rob Ban Fan 07-25-2005 08:03 AM

<Font face=verdana size=3 color="#ff6600">Darius Vassell is joining Man City.

I bet Dazz rates him as one of the best strikers in the Premiership.</font>

Wengerland 07-25-2005 08:58 AM

Now it's back on i'm off to see Inter sans Adriano, Javier and Cristiano Zanetti, Cambiasso, Veron, Cordoba, Davids, Cruz, van der Meyde, Toldo and Kily Gonzalez tonight.

deathtrap 07-25-2005 09:19 AM

Be quiet RBF, Vassell will score more than Lua Lua.

Doink 07-25-2005 10:11 AM

He's all yours Jul 25 2005
Eric Paylor, Evening Gazette

Dutch superstar Edgar Davids is to be offered to Boro on a year-long loan.

Inter Milan chief and former Boro striker Marco Branca has revealed that Davids will definitely play in the Premiership this season.

Branca is also ready to offer full-back Francesco Coco on loan to English clubs.

Branca, referring to both players, said: "There is no chance right now that their contracts will be rescinded.

"But they need to play football regularly and now have to find a club who can offer them that possibility.

"They have many admirers in England and will play there."

'Spurs and West Ham are also keeping an eye on the situation while Everton have held initial talks over Davids'

The only sticking point could be the players wages as Inter will want whoever takes either player to pay the majority of the players wages.

Rob Ban Fan 07-25-2005 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by deathtrap
Be quiet RBF, Vassell will score more than Lua Lua.

<font face=verdana size=3 color="#ff6600">Vassell is terrible, his stats for last season are 21 apps (4) 2 goals. </font>

Doink 07-25-2005 10:56 AM

out of interest, what was Lua Lua's ?

Cactus Sid 07-25-2005 11:12 AM

I don't know, but Lua Lua scored as many goals against Southampton as Vassell did all season

Dazz 07-25-2005 11:42 AM

Right, way for everyone to mis-read what I said.

I meant that he was good enough to be picked for it, I didn't comment on the actual game, you stupid bell-ends.

Mr. Monday Morning 07-25-2005 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wengerland
Now it's back on i'm off to see Inter sans Adriano, Javier and Cristiano Zanetti, Cambiasso, Veron, Cordoba, Davids, Cruz, van der Meyde, Toldo and Kily Gonzalez tonight.

Do you really mean sans, or do you mean avec :$

Dazz 07-25-2005 11:46 AM

fuck off with your gay talk, he meant with.

Mr. Monday Morning 07-25-2005 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dazz
Right, way for everyone to mis-read what I said.

I meant that he was good enough to be picked for it, I didn't comment on the actual game, you stupid bell-ends.

it's a fucking charity game you dumb shit. You realise he was on the World XI, i.e. countries outside of Europe. They had to have a certain percentage for African representation or they would've looked bad. Besides which he was a fucking sub, if he was everything you seem to fucking think he is he would've started ahead of Eto'o and/or won African Footballer of the Year, like he seemed convinced he was going to do. But no, he won fuck all and ran around like he was on speed trying his hardest while everyone else treated it as a kickabout.

Mr. Monday Morning 07-25-2005 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dazz
fuck off with your gay talk, he meant with.

Oh, sorry, forgot you're a chubby-faced tit with atrocious hair who can barely string two sentances together.

The Mackem 07-25-2005 12:14 PM

Come on fellas, remember the Fifa motto, fair play.

Wengerland 07-25-2005 12:16 PM

Nah, i really did mean without. They've generally bought a reserve side with about 6 first team players - Martins, Solari, Stankovic, Materazzi, Mihajlovic and Pizarro. Mihajlovic and Pizarro may not start infront of Cordoba and Veron respectively too.

Ogen 07-25-2005 01:00 PM

Happy to see Vassel go as I want us to bring in another striker but wouldn't have wanted 5 of them since it'd mean Moore geting fuck all chances. This way works out well if we can pull in someone a bit proven.

deathtrap 07-25-2005 01:02 PM

Vassell scored 3 last season in the league.

Rob Ban Fan 07-25-2005 01:25 PM

<font face=verdana size=3 color="#ff6600">Not according to the Aston Villa official site or the BBC. He got 2 in the league and 1 in the league cup but its not like 21 (4) 3 is great either ;)

Lee Hendrie's stats last seasons were 25 (4) 5

not that that means anything.</font>

El Capitano Gatisto 07-25-2005 01:27 PM

Vassell spent large amounts of last season seriously injured.

He's a disaster area. Has he played a full season yet? He could be a decent enough player if he could go a couple of weeks without hurting himself.

Rob Ban Fan 07-25-2005 01:34 PM

<font face=verdana size=3 color="#ff6600">I know he was injured, thats fair enough. It doesn't mean he isn't terrible though. The only thing he has his pace, he's a worse finisher than Henri Camara.</font>

El Capitano Gatisto 07-25-2005 01:37 PM

I disagree, I think Vassell is a decent footballer, he's a good runner with the ball. Like Bellamy: not much of a scorer, but has enough to cause even good defenders some trouble.

Camara has a touch like the proverbial rapist.

Rob Ban Fan 07-25-2005 01:41 PM

<font face=verdana size=3 color="#ff6600">I dunno, he's built better than Bellamy but he doesn't use the power and pace to his advantage by just running at people, like Yak does (well, did before he got lazy and stopped running)

He's just fast.</font>

El Capitano Gatisto 07-25-2005 01:56 PM

Maybe you are just a racist.

Rob Ban Fan 07-25-2005 02:03 PM

<font face=verdana size=3 color="#ff6600">its quite possible, i've never really liked Samuel Eto'o and i don't know why. Racism seems logical i suppose.</font>

packt up 07-25-2005 02:10 PM

lol

Vassel is shite for villa decent for England, I wouldn't even want him on a free. Bellamy is superior in every way.

El Capitano Gatisto 07-25-2005 02:15 PM

I don't think there's a great deal of difference between them, aside from skin colour of course. They both spend inordinate amounts of time injured, and can't finish for shit.

Rob 07-25-2005 02:50 PM

Vassell is fucking shite. How the hell can anyone rate him?

City would be better off starting with Bradley Wright-Phillips than this doughnut.

Dazz 07-25-2005 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Monday Morning
it's a fucking charity game you dumb shit. You realise he was on the World XI, i.e. countries outside of Europe. They had to have a certain percentage for African representation or they would've looked bad. Besides which he was a fucking sub, if he was everything you seem to fucking think he is he would've started ahead of Eto'o and/or won African Footballer of the Year, like he seemed convinced he was going to do. But no, he won fuck all and ran around like he was on speed trying his hardest while everyone else treated it as a kickabout.

I don't think he is amazing, but he is worthy of being at at least a half decent Premiership team, like Villa or Boro. And the last sentence is void and missing the point, I made it clear I wasn't talking about what he did in the match but the fact he was in it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Monday Morning
Oh, sorry, forgot you're a chubby-faced tit with atrocious hair who can barely string two sentances together.

My hair isn't how you remember it :'(

Ogen 07-25-2005 07:01 PM

I wouldn't be happy if we signed him.

Dazz 07-25-2005 07:20 PM

Good. No one asked a dickhead like you.



























Sorry, MMM has got me in a bad-ass mood :$.

Rob Ban Fan 07-25-2005 07:36 PM

<Font face=verdana size=3 color="#ff6600">to be fair, teh fact he was in it doesn't mean anything since they had to include a number of Africans, Asians etc etc. Lucas Radabe and Raidi Jaidi were in the team too as were a load of chinks i have never heard of.

The teams started off with all teh world class players like Sheva, Gerrard, Ronaldinho, Becks etc, then the chinks and darkies got their turn for the last 10 minutes.</font>

diothoir 07-25-2005 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Ban Fan
to be fair, teh fact he was in it doesn't mean anything since they had to include a number of Africans, Asians etc etc. Lucas Radabe and Raidi Jaidi were in the team too as were a load of chinks i have never heard of.

The teams started off with all teh world class players like Sheva, Gerrard, Ronaldinho, Becks etc, then the chinks and darkies got their turn for the last 10 minutes.

I won't have a bad word said against Lucas, you filthy blaggard. :mad: A few years back, he was one of the best defenders in England. Too bad his knees are fucked now, we could have used him this season. :'(

Rob Ban Fan 07-25-2005 08:18 PM

<font face=verdana size=3 color="#ff6600">I like Lucas Radabe, he got a standing ovation from your lot in the match we beat you 2-1 thanks to goals from Yakubu and Lua Lua with Ian Harte scoring a dodgy penalty making for a nervy last 10 minutes with Shaka making a wondersave from Nick Barmby with about 10 seconds left that effectively relegated you because there was no way you'd catch us. Anyway.

The point is, you didn't have to be a world class player to be picked.</font>

diothoir 07-25-2005 08:44 PM

Fair enough I suppose, the guy was fucked by last season. At least he got a good send off. :love:

Wengerland 07-26-2005 07:10 AM

David Pizarro was class last night, top signing for Inter. Martins didn't play though :mad: The Inter fans that came along were shit though, i wasn't expecting them to sing or anything but they didn't even clap their players when they were subbed, with the exception of Solari.

I'm also fearing Connolly might leave, he was supposed to have been fit for last night but wasn't even on the bench. Dion and de Vries up front won't cut it, no pace.

Mr. Monday Morning 07-26-2005 07:21 AM

Phil Neville is for sale :lol:

deathtrap 07-26-2005 08:45 AM

If Baros is his replacement I will not be impressed.

Rob 07-26-2005 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Monday Morning
Phil Neville is for sale :lol:

He has been available for years. Nobody has bid on him.

Mr. Monday Morning 07-26-2005 09:29 AM

Boro will :shifty:

El Capitano Gatisto 07-26-2005 09:33 AM

I was thinking that too. Or Birmingham.

El Capitano Gatisto 07-26-2005 09:33 AM

Or Newcastle, seeing as they want every midfielder in the world.

The Mackem 07-26-2005 09:59 AM

I'm guessing he will be available for next to nothing so we should go for him, get some star power in our line up.

Mr. Monday Morning 07-26-2005 10:19 AM

"star power"

"Phil Neville"

:$!

El Capitano Gatisto 07-26-2005 10:20 AM

Former England captain, Phil Neville.

The Mackem 07-26-2005 10:38 AM

That would add thousands on the gates.

Mr. Monday Morning 07-26-2005 11:12 AM

Yeah I guess I'd pay a few quid to be able to throw things at him.

Rob 07-26-2005 12:40 PM

Turns out we have had bids for him and turned them down.

I refuse to Rosk. 07-26-2005 01:45 PM

Vassell has incredible potential, but had had two leg breaks and three ankle breaks in 5 years. Quite possibly the unluckiest player in England.

packt up 07-26-2005 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Capitano Gatisto
Or Newcastle, seeing as they want every midfielder in the world.

:cool:

Newcastle take over bid?? Funny stuff. Bring on some cash!

Cactus Sid 07-26-2005 02:50 PM

Davids has gone to Spurs :eek:

They need some experienced players to take them forward, they should be in Europe next season

Mr. Monday Morning 07-26-2005 03:03 PM

On a free, as well :eek:

Then again it's mainly cause Inter want to clear the wage bill to make way for Figo. There's talk Van Der Meyde and/or Coco might wind up at Everton also, although now that Davids has moved I dunno how that'll affect those two.

deathtrap 07-26-2005 03:16 PM

I reckon Dio Kamara and Robert Earnshaw will be a good front two for WBA.

Cactus Sid 07-26-2005 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Monday Morning
There's talk Van Der Meyde might wind up at Everton

Can't see why we don't go for him if Figo's going to Inter

Anyway, Sami Hyypia has been utter wank in the first half. He looks seriously slow now, and Carragher has bailed him out twice.

Speaking of Carragher.....WHAT A GOAL :love: :love: :love: :love:

As for Cisse, good finish, always looks threatening.....serious lacks the fundamentals. One finish in 5 just isn't gonna be good enough.

Dazz 07-26-2005 03:57 PM

I refuse to believe that Davids has gone to Spurs until he holds up a Yiddo shirt with a name and number on it. He hasn't even negotiated personal terms yet.

Wengerland 07-26-2005 04:08 PM

Spurs have got loads of midfielders, that said, someone like Davids is probably what they need. Experienced and his all action game would allow Carrick to play it about.

I guess Inter don't need him anyway, and like i say, Pizarro looks like being a fine signing.

El Capitano Gatisto 07-26-2005 04:51 PM

Davids can play it about better than Carrick can. He's real class.

Depends on whether Davids is still up for it or not, or whether he's just after a payday in London. He was immense for Barcelona the season before last. Anything like that form, and he'll slap everyone's balls.

Dazz 07-26-2005 05:08 PM

If he actually goes to the Yids then Maka will sort him out at the end of August :cool:

Ringmaster Mastodon 07-26-2005 05:18 PM

I'd hope that Davids has signed for Spurs, but you've got to remember that he was confirmed to be signing for both them and Chelsea last year. He'll probably change his mind at the last minute..

Rob 07-26-2005 05:42 PM

Davids was shite last season whenever I saw him. Not surprised it's a free either since he went to Inter on a free in the first place.

Van Der Mayde has been linked with Everton for well over a year now. I think he might have even turned down a move there at one point.

Doink 07-27-2005 05:49 AM

Darius Vassell has completed his £2 million move to Manchester City from Aston Villa.

Vassell left Villa's pre-season tour of Sweden to fly to Manchester to undergo a medical and discuss personal terms after the two clubs agreed a fee on Monday.

The 25-year-old has now signed a four-year contract at The City of Manchester Stadium, ending his seven-year association with his only professional club.

Vassell has 22 England caps to his name but struggled last season with injuries, managing just two goals for Villa.

David O'Leary had originally signalled his intention to keep Vassell at Villa Park, but decided to allow him to join Stuart Pearce's outfit.

Pearce is rebuilding following the departure of Shaun Wright-Phillips, and has now signed a new-look strike force with Vassell joining Andy Cole at the club.

Vassell will join Pearce's troops for training on Wednesday and will make his debut against either Sheffield Wednesday or Stoke, who face City over the weekend in pre-season friendlies.

Cactus Sid 07-27-2005 06:31 AM

Whoa, Claridge has just been sacked by Millwall before a game

Colin Lee is the new manager

Wengerland 07-27-2005 06:40 AM

That is fucking bullshit. I thought i could like Millwall after they got rid of Wise and got Claridge in, but they're a disgrace. Sacking someone before a competitive game, good idea :| Cunts

Mr. Monday Morning 07-27-2005 06:49 AM

Yessssssssss fuck you Claridge, get off my TV :love:

Doink 07-27-2005 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Monday Morning
Yessssssssss fuck you Claridge, get off my TV :love:

agreed :yes:

Cactus Sid 07-27-2005 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Monday Morning
Yessssssssss fuck you Claridge, get off my TV :love:

Actually, this'll mean he's on more :-\

Mr. Monday Morning 07-27-2005 07:26 AM

You never know, they might see how shit he is :'(

Rob Ban Fan 07-27-2005 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I refuse to Rosk.
Vassell has incredible potential, but had had two leg breaks and three ankle breaks in 5 years. Quite possibly the unluckiest player in England.

<font face=verdana size=3 color="#ff6600">going back to players that are constantly crocked, Jonothan Woodgate has broken down again :|</font>

Rob Ban Fan 07-27-2005 07:52 AM

:foc:

http://www.bettingzone.co.uk/picture...mptonceleb.jpg

<font face=verdana size=3 color="#ff6600">SUPER STEVIE CLARIDGE</font>

The Mackem 07-27-2005 09:14 AM

What a funny turn events that is. Claridge has a board meeting with the topic being him asking the board if the club can take on Colin Lee on a non-contract basis. The meeting ends with Claridge being dismissed and Colin Lee now in charge of the club. It's a funny old game.

Mr. Monday Morning 07-27-2005 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Ban Fan
:foc:

http://www.bettingzone.co.uk/picture...mptonceleb.jpg

<font face=verdana size=3 color="#ff6600">SUPER STEVIE CLARIDGE</font>

Portsmouth: 1997-1998
Played 10 Scored 2 (Division 1)

Transferred on 26/3/1998 for £400,000

Wolves: 1997-1998
Played 5 Scored 0 (Division 1)

Transferred to Portsmouth on 10/8/1998 for £200, 000

:foc::foc::foc:

Wengerland 07-27-2005 10:01 AM

I didn't realise Claridge was still here for the first half of that season :$

What a legend though.

toxic rooster 07-27-2005 11:19 AM

http://www.koptalk.org/images/temp/scumsign.jpg

:rofl:

Cactus Sid 07-27-2005 11:22 AM

I've been looking for that :lol:

toxic rooster 07-27-2005 11:27 AM

And I found it :lol:

Mr. Monday Morning 07-27-2005 11:32 AM

Diouf has been fined for not having a TV licence :| :lol:

toxic rooster 07-27-2005 11:37 AM

I'm sure he can afford it easily

which is quite sad

Rob Ban Fan 07-27-2005 11:39 AM

<Font face=verdana size=3 color="#ff6600">yes but the man is a cunt, he also claimed legal aid when he could easily afford a lawyer. No doubt Bolton fans will praise him and lick him bum hole and use the same defence they used for him getting legal aid "he earns a lot and pays a lot more in taxes so its alright."

Yes, fuck off and get run over by a big truck or something. Wankers.</font>

El Capitano Gatisto 07-27-2005 11:42 AM

I love El-Hadji Diouf.

Mr. Monday Morning 07-27-2005 12:00 PM

Jonathan Woodgate has rubbished reports that has suffered another setback and is considering hanging up his boots.

It was widely reported that the Real Madrid defender had broken down in training once again and looked no closer to making his debut following his £13.8m move from Newcastle a year ago.

Woodgate was said to be considering retirement if specialists continue to draw a blank on his recurring thigh problem.

But Woodgate insists that there is no problem, saying: "My rehabilitation has been going exactly to plan. There’s been no breakdown and I’m going to Austria with the rest of the squad next week as planned."

:wtf:

Doink 07-27-2005 12:05 PM

yeh by going to plan im thinking he means ' I dont give a fuck about football, if marcalino can be out for 2 years with a dislocated finger when i was at the geordies then im sure i can see out my heafty well paid contract and not play at all, i mean the stupid idiots already paid me last season the dum asses so im going to see how long i can ride this out before they make me play'

or something along those lines!

Mr. Monday Morning 07-27-2005 12:08 PM

'cept he offered to take a pay cut.

packt up 07-27-2005 02:35 PM

Poor Jonathon :( glad we got rid of him obviously but he's a great player when fit and seemed like a nice enough lad. Apparently we've offered to take him back if he gets his contract cancelled.

Van de Meyde is fucking shite. Absolutely terrible final ball. Like Gronkjaer except slower and with a worse final ball.

Deportivo tonight - a good test to see how we are getting along.

El Capitano Gatisto 07-27-2005 03:02 PM

Van der Meyde was great at Ajax. I remind you of another Dutch player who was absolutely bollocks at Inter - Dennis Bergkamp.

packt up 07-27-2005 03:51 PM

Bergkamp can pass though.

lol Celtic 4-0 down.

Ogen 07-27-2005 04:02 PM

Lost 5-0 Christ.

El Capitano Gatisto 07-27-2005 04:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by packt up
Bergkamp can pass though.

Do you remember Bergkamp at Inter? He won an award for being the worst player in Italy.

I do. He was abysmal. Van der Meyda was quality for Ajax, he can be quality for another club given a chance.

Mr. Monday Morning 07-27-2005 05:13 PM

Celtic's worst defeat in 42 years :$

El Capitano Gatisto 07-27-2005 05:23 PM

Probably their worst ever, truth be told. Given the context.

Rob Ban Fan 07-27-2005 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Capitano Gatisto
I love El-Hadji Diouf.

<font face=verdana size=3 color="#ff6600">You love being anally fisted.</font>

El Capitano Gatisto 07-27-2005 06:53 PM

So does your mum.

yianni 07-28-2005 07:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Ban Fan
yes but the man is a cunt, he also claimed legal aid when he could easily afford a lawyer.

LOL are you serious? What a fucking stupid cunt.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob Ban Fan
no doubt Bolton fans will praise him and lick him bum hole and use the same defence they used for him getting legal aid "he earns a lot and pays a lot more in taxes so its alright."

Yes, fuck off and get run over by a big truck or something. Wankers.

:lol:

The Mackem 07-28-2005 08:12 AM

Is the team Celtic got beat of from Slovakia?

Rob Ban Fan 07-28-2005 09:18 AM

<font face=verdana size=3 color="#ff6600">yes, there was an article on BBC before the match about how Stanislav Varga was looking forward to an emotional return to Slovakia too :lol:</font>

Doink 07-28-2005 11:58 AM

Lovenkrands has been sent back to Rangers after not impressing in training, this has allowed Massimo Maccarone to get into the boro squad for the pre season tour to portugal. Maclaren has stated its now upto him to work his way back into the team as talks over a loan move to Seina have broken down completely.

packt up 07-28-2005 04:47 PM

lol at Van Nistelrooy berating Ferdinand. Good times

Rob 07-28-2005 06:52 PM

Van Der Mayde is going to Spurs too

Cactus Sid 07-29-2005 06:25 AM

Champions League draw
The draw for the third qualifying round of the Champions League:
Basle 1893 v Werder Bremen

CELTIC or Artmedia Bratislava v Partizan Belgrade or FC Sheriff

Shakhtar Donetsk v Inter Milan

Shelbourne or Steaua Bucharest v Rosenborg

MANCHESTER UNITED v Debrecen or Hajduk Split

Malmo or Maccabi Haifa v Dynamo Kiev or FC Thun

EVERTON v Villarreal

LIVERPOOL or Kaunas v CSKA Sofia or Dinamo Tirana

Sporting Lisbon v Udinese

Valerenga or FC Haka v Clube Brugge

Rapid Vienna or F91 Dudelange v Rabotnicki or Lokomotiv Moscow

Anderlecht or Neftchi v Slavia Prague

Trabzonspor or Anorthosis v RANGERS

Brondby or Dynamo Tbilisi v Ajax

Real Betis v Monaco

Wisla Krakow v Panathinaikos

Cactus Sid 07-29-2005 06:26 AM

CSKA Sofia.....with Michael Shields just put in a Bulgarian prison, should be interesting

Wengerland 07-29-2005 01:24 PM

Everton vs Villareal will be interesting, though i expect Villareal to win.


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