I guess Hardy is back on track. Wait a moment.....

Holy Shit!!!! That was fucking nice.

Jeff Hardy vs. Randy Orton: Jeff sells the back a la Sable. Although knowing him he might not be faking. JR REALLY pushes the Skittles in hilarious fashion. Lock up goes to a stalemate in the corner. Jeff takes over with Orton's arm. Orton escapes and tries a charge. Jeff armdrags Orton to regain control. Orton gets his stretch backbreaker out of an Irish whip reversal. Orton stomps the back a while and gets a 2. Orton goes for the Walls of St. Louis. Ahh, Jericho....you are forever missed. Jeff grabs the ropes for the break. Slugfest, Jeff takes down Orton with a Flashback. Mule kick gets two for Jeff. Whisper in the Wind from Jeff. JR thinks he got it wrong and 'corrects' himself by saying Twist of Fate. Edge comes out and takes out a ladder. Orton grabs the ladder and whacks Jeff for the DQ. Orton wants Edge but Jeff is all "Remember me?" and gives Orton the REAL Twist of Fate. Jeff delivers a leg drop from the ladder for fun. Match rating: 1/2*

ALL HAIL KING KHALI

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I'm right behind jarret in this pic.

What's this pulsating Glass Shatters song? Is that going to be in the movie? Or worse, is it going to be Austin's new theme tune?

OMFG! ENOUGH OF THIS BODY WASH CRAP! IT'S SOAP!!! SOAP!!!!!!! SAY IT, DAMMIT!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGH!!!

I really like this year's Wrestlemania theme.

Lucky ones died first? The guy was burned to death thats not lucky.

Your official theme song is "Ladies and Gentlemen" by Saliva. Meh. It's sneak peek time for yet another WWE cinematic epic. Although I must admit I did enjoy "The Marine". Explosions are fun.

This isn't an "exclusive first look", this is the same trailer that was on WWE.com a few weeks ago.

THE GAME! TRIPLE H!

you know but you actin' like you dooon't know. Great song playing in the background.

Would be funny to see "The Condemned" starring all wrestlers.

Okay, it's a little bit different. Not much though.

WWE did a masterful job of building up last year's Women's title match at WrestleMania. Trish Stratus vs Mickie James was the first women's match I actually gave a shit about in years. This year... not so good.

lol what? Did he just say he switched to AT&T? What about Cingular?

I think its worth a watch. Austin was good in Longest Yard....not as good as Nash though he was hilarious.

Lashley 1 on 1 next week with Vince.. wtf.

Okay.... Vince turned down a match with Trump because his doctor told him never to wrestle again. Now, he's facing Bobby Lashley one on one, BEFORE WrestleMania??

MOTY

i cant wait for Reymon to shoot on the Condemned,

WrestleMania Card:
Umaga vs. Lashley: Hair vs. Hair w/ Austin
Money in the Bank: Edge, CM Punk, Ken Kennedy, Randy Orton, Booker T, Matt Hardy, Jeff Hardy, Finlay
Melina vs. Ashley for the Women's Title
Kane vs. Khali
Batista vs. The Undertaker for the World Heavyweight Title
John Cena vs. Shawn Michaels for the WWE Title

This really doesn't look that impressive to be honest.

Vince is on the phone in the back talking to someone about bombshells. Vince wants Bobby Lashley in a match. Coach has reservations. He's not as stupid as he looks. Vince has the power of the grapefruits though and guarantees victory.

HBK at ringside. Could this be the day......

um. what the fuck HBK? he looks like a moron with his Brown tee shirt tucked in under his DX pants. wtf.

No Hall of Fame announcement tonight?

The Da Vinci Code is in theaters now?!?!?! WTF?

The DaVinci Code game. That's out of the blue.

That davinci code game came out with the movie. Why are there still fucking ads for it?

Eugene, stop crying you fucking retard.

Eugene kinda looks like Kevin Sullivan now.

Eugene looks like a thinner Tank Abbott with no hair.

TANK ABBOT

PUT CENA IN THE FUCKING CROSSFACE

Let's go Cena

Let's go Benoit

Cena/HBK is going to be very good.

Benoit has some sick pants

Come on Benoit. You got this.

haha Michaels is pretty funny on commentary.

SHARPSHOOTER!

TAAAPPPP

Benoit ain't winning this. Not a hope.

No HOF? Or did I miss it?

Here we go.

What the fuck JR? He called the 3 german suplexes the 3 amigos. what the fuck.

That's not the Three Amigos.

But it's good to have dreams.

Benoit sporting pink and black. That's original. A Canadian wearing pink and black.

YOU CANT SEE ME!

GET UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STFU

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCCCCK

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

FUCK

Cena wins. Benoit taps.

Fuck off. They booked it to make it look like Cena outwrestled Benoit. Fuck right off.

GOD DAMNIT!

MOTHERFUCKER

fuckin BS

So Benoit just tapped to Cena


HBK's reaction was priceless

FUCK!

FUCK THAT

FU him Cena. Turn heel right now

OOOHH SHIT !!


HAHAHAHAHHAA

Fuck i JUST GOT SO EXCITED

I hate wrestling

KILL HIM HBK!

How incredibly worthless

Cena/Michaels vs Taker/Batista again? what the fuck? well, this time I guess Cena and HBK are gonna go at it. *Gong* End show.

WTF

GAY ENDING

John Cena vs. Chris Benoit: HBK is ringside for 'commentary'. They should've gotten Marty Jannetty for this. POPS FOR THE CHAMP! I love you people! Lock up takes the two around the ring. Slugfest in the corner. Benoit beats Cena out of the ring and they brawl on the outside. Cena meets the table. Cena almost hits Shawn with a clothesline but Benoit takes back control and gets a two back inside. Back drop from Benoit leads to an elbow for two. Benoit chops away like he's getting an orgasm each time. He meets feet off of a charge and Cena slugs away. Cena meets feet also and gets taken down with a leg screw leg whip. Sharpshooter on Cena. He almost makes the ropes but Benoit draps him back to the center of the ring. Cena tries crawling again to the rope and makes it. More slugging but Benoit UNLOADS THE GERMANS. Slit that throat, BIYATCH!!! Benoit goes up but misses the headbutt. Shoulder block from Cena into a Protobomb. BENOIT CAN'T SEE HIM!!! Five Knuckle Shuffle connects. Benoit tries to counter the FU with the Crossface but Cena locks in the STF and Benoit taps. Wow, that's not going to piss off people. HBK sneaks in and looks to deliver Sweet Chin Music....or is he??? CONFLICT! Handshake offer from HBK and Cena looks to accept but he picks HBK up for the FU.....or will he??? This brings out JBL. He confirms Vince vs. Lashley next week...AND CENA & HBK VS. BATISTA & UNDERTAKER!!!!! *GONG* and we go off the air! Match rating: *

Time is running out. Next week is it.

That reeked of Kanyon level of homosexuality.

God Everyone wanted Cena to do it.


QUIT TEASING

Have a good night everyone.

Oh, well. Quite a deflating Raw. No HOF either.

Laters.

Actually I wanted for whoever booked that to be shot in the head

This Cena/HBK is the best build to a Mania event since WM XX.

Whic yes I know is only like 3 years ago.

The shows have all just become about plugging WrestleMania and while it makes for some interesting TV it leaves a lot to be desired from a wrestling standpoint. The main events for next week are all about angle advancement anyway so I'm not looking forward to those that much. Hopefully we'll get some more interesting matches added to the card so that we don't end up with another WrestleMania 21 where they struggle to fill four hours with a bunch of crap. Until next week....maybe.

Tbh, I liked Raw.

I mean, I don't like Cena making Benoit tap in any scenario, but you have to realize Benoit's the US champion and Cena's the WWE champ heading into a main event at Wrestlemania.
They need to make him look really strong and beating Benoit who's currently an upper midcarder former champion is a good way to do it.

Doesn't mean we have to like it, but you should understand it.
Some garabage. Some good things.
As it has been for the past few weeks, I actually enjoyed Raw.

Triple H/Batista had a great build.

O yeah I forgot about that one actually, and it was tremendous.

I still think I like the build to this one more though.

I probably will be in minority in this, but that's fine.

You sir are clearly forgeting the greatness of the

Randy Orton/Rey Mysterio/Kurt Angle build

:shifty:

Good night folks.

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Worst buildup of Wrestlemania of all time.

Both Smackdown and Raw champions are faces going in, and their opponents are faces for the time being right now.

I miss the days of the face hunting the heel, or even the reverse of it.

So, to those who watched, did Cena have a look of "Even I think this is a bit overboard" when he made Benoit tap out? Cuz I'd be a little embarrassed if I was booked that way. :lol:

BTW, you think they'll use next week's NWO rematch as the trigger for Cena or HBK to finally turn? Since, ya know, Batista "turned" on Taker at NWO. They'd prolly do that sort of mirror shit here.

Yeah. Definitely. Cena HBK are going at it next week. I really thought Cena was gonna FU him. But it was great when he just let him go.

Batista is heel.

LOL @ everyone who was saying that the MitB Battle Royal had not purpose. You all have no idea what a story arc is I would have to assume. Use your heads folks.

Not a bad RAW btw. While I didn't enjoy Benoit tapping I do have to echo Jerry's setiments on it being the right booking descision.

:y:

LMAO @ the tank abbot reference

But i didn't have that much of a problem with Cena making Benoit tap. It made Cena look like he's on his toes and ready for HBK at WM.

Khali is going to be a face for all the wrong reasons because of you guys lol