I'm not watching Raw. I'm listening to some very old negro music.

I'm following the thread to see what happens, so I don't know what set it up or anything.

Basically, your comment was like getting the punchline to the joke without the setup to establish the humor. Can't laugh until the punchline makes sense.

Jack Evans has gotten amazingly better. Watch his ROH or FIP match with Strong, his DG matches, or his recent ROH stuff.

wow i figured after what carlito said hed job tonight.

Yeah, Evans can wrestle. I'm not his biggest fan or anything, especially considering he's one of those Rey Mysterio-type cruiserweights. The ones who get all the attention despite not really being better than anyone else. I'll admit he can do some fun shit, though, and isn't completely useless.

I guess they're going to have Carlito/Flair challenge The Hardys. My guess is that Carlito turns on Flair during the match, and they have Carlito face him at Backlash.

Dusty Rhodes should commentate on raw.

Wow. A photo-op. I don't think my TV can take pictures unforutnately.

Good Grief! Melina photo-op? Gag me!

So how'd that tag match end?

wow I hit 2,000 and didn't even notice. Yay for me. I guess.

It really depends who he fights though too. He plays an amazing underdog. He bumps great, can make a guy look like a million bucks, and can get the crowd behind him when he's making a comeback.

Flair hit a chop block on Haas, and put him in the Figure Four, to which he tapped, apparently.

Thanks, bro.

If it does go down like that, they should hold off the tag match until Backlash, and have Flair vs Carlito the month after that.

TIMBALAND! YES!!!!

Yeah, when someone like Roderick Strong is folding him up, it really looks painful and enhances the submission spot, thus putting the heel over.

Who the fuck is Timbaland?

What? What does this guy do?

I kinda just skimmed through the first 8 pages of this thread so forgive me if I'm wrong when I say this.

How are there not any jokes about HBK not jobbing the Tag Titles again?

Pointless.

lol

"are ya'll wrestling fans like me?"

"no, we took a wrong turn on the way to the opera."

this is terrible lol He's so drunk right now.

That may have been the stupid question ever asked.

"Anyone here wrestling fans?"

"How many of you are wrestling fans like me?"

:wtf:

We gonna get Mick Foley here, I'm guessing.

Makes much more money than you.

Evans is worthless. He has no idea what he is doing in the ring. His actions are random and never thought all the through. He's just looking for the next pop. He is the worst wrestler in the world today, and perhaps of all time. Not only is he a threat to himself, he's a threat to those around. Evans should go back to the back yard, it's the only place that suits him.

MICKIE!!!

I love Mickie.

Mickie!!!:drool:

I love her.

Mickie James saves the day

Okay, then... maybe not. Thought he was supposed to be making some big announcement tonight, but there has been no sign nor mention of Mrs Foley's baby boy. I got the "Mick" part right though, I guess.

So this gotta be the first time Raw is headlined by an ECW World title match.

No, it looks gay and unrealistic and completely kills any reality they've instilled in the match. Everything Evans does kills kayfabe.

Newsflash. Kayfabe died many years ago. How could you not notice? John Cena dances on it's gravestone every Monday night.

Seriously, are we on the 10th ad break yet or what?

I can understand why you don't like the guy. But calling him the worst of all-time might be a bit of hyperbole.

hey its Foley

BWWWAAAARRRGGGHHHH

KHALI SMASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That was the big announcement he's been hyping for a couple of weeks?

please make whatever this is with Khali short

They should make Bobby Lashley the ECW World Champion and WWE Intercontinental Champion. They've got nothing to lose by doing it. It's not like Lashley is going to be de-pushed to IC Title level later on in his career, so they might as well get it on his resume.

Fuck. What the hell is going on in Bridgeport?

Yeah, where the hell did all of this Jack Evans hating come from? I just saw the guy twice this weekend, and think hes great.

Fruity fruity fruity delicious fruity.... ah bless JR couldn't do it...

what is so damn great about a tree trunk named Khali?

Crazys gonna get f'ed up lol

Yup. He's crazy.

This is not going to end well

Why does Khali continue to be on my tv screen??

Only on you TV. Indy wrestling still thrives on Kayfabe. Especially in the ring. (You'd probably call it having good psychology. Kayfabe = realism. Good psychology is 1 part realism and logical choices.)

LOL SUPER CRAZY

I think it's time for the Khali sarcasm and ironic support to end. Just fire the guy or give him a babyface tag team partner, already.

who the hell is gonna be his next fued.

I mean it though. He's so bad he deserves some sort of a trophy.

Well armandos gonna get owned

I wanna see Khali vs. Umaga

What the fuck with the fucking ads, this is taking the fucking piss now, why do I stay up for this shit? You get half an hour of Raw per show, the rest is all ad breaks and replays. It's bullshit.

Wow, Lilian Garcia is 41 years old. :eek:

For a woman of her age, she is fucking hot. For a woman of any age, she is fucking hot.

Indubitably, good chap.

I'm thinking if Big Show hadn't left Khali wouldn't have been in WWE so long.

Lilian is fucking ugly.

I guess they probably do give her the Torrie Wilson treatment backstage before they send her out, though. Oh well, I'd still bang her.

?

Her face is a bit...mmm. Put a paper bag on her and I'll be right.

The Hardys already have their names on the belt

Who needs a paper bag when Mickie James and Maria are near by?

Apparently Torrie Wilson has REALLY bad skin. I've seen some photos, and if they wanted to give her a push in the Women's Division, they could just have her grate off her opponent's faces with her roughness.

Good point. Very, very, very good point.

Manhunt. Now on major video game consoles everywhere.

LOL, thats news to me.

Wow I thought Edge died last night.

He's alive......

He's alive!

Did anyone see where they had that ladder gimmicked last night? It was pretty bad.

Poor Edge, he should've won instead of One-Trick Kennedy.

Well it was still a sick spot.

How's he look? My cable went out

looks like a 4 way for Backlash.

Def, I dig magic tricks even though I know how they were done. Regarless, it was like they weren't even trying to hide it.

I am so sick of Edge running his mouth

Yeah, because you know, your supposed to like him and all.

*claps*

Near silence for this Edge promo. He's lost a lot of heat since November when DX squashed Rated RKO. Doesn't help that he's been coming across as a gormless idiot recently.

A ok. Sucks about your cable. My fuckin power went out during RAW last week, so I know how you feel.

The Best. Come on. You can think of something cooler than that.

At Backlash Cena will put the STFU on HBK, Orton, and Edge at the same time.

They will all tap out at the exact same time.

Armando should get some wrestling gear. Heenan used to wear gear in the ring.

"Wrestle like a manager, manage like a wrestler," that was his mantra. And it worked, he was the greatest of all time.

No, he wasn't getting much heel heat because he was getting cheered more.

This bunny commercial annoys the crap out of me

i would have laugh if he would start calling himself the game lol

Damn straight.

Anyone remember when The Genius wrestled a couple of matches during his days managing The Beverly Brothers? He had some ridiculous black and green bodysuit he would wear. Bring back The Genius.

hey they weren't on the top 100 list. were they. I think Shawn was but the other 2 weren't lol

You aint lying.

JUST RENAME MONDAY NIGHT RAW... MORE ADS FOR YOU

All the divas looked pretty damn good tonight

what brand split?

well lilian f'ed that up lol