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:/ Mandatory voting should be in effect for everyone in the wrestling forum.
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Would anyone object to me getting the ball rolling on Season 2? Sign ups, rosters, etc.
If it's cool with AbT that I "run" Season 2 that is? |
XL seems like he is trying to make a power play. What a cunt.
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Errr, fuck you.
AbT wants to be a booker for Season 2 so he can't run it. I offered to take on the role to allow him to be able to book. With the PPV round a week past deadline and no sign of it moving forward, I figured we could do the "admin" side of Season 2 so we're ready to roll pretty soon after we eventually see the back of Season 1. Who are you anyway? |
That's Tiger Paw.
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And he is? Never seen a contribution from him in these things.
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I think if he just learns to play nice he'll be fine.
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How do you not know Tiger Paw?
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*The Naitch walks around backstage. He runs into Office Plant*
Office Plant: Sup Naitch The Naitch: Let's go look for AssMan, start A-Unit again. Where's Paul? Office Plant: Paul is somewhere....oh there he is *Paul comes out of the washroom* The Naitch: Hey Paul Paul: Sup *The Naitch clotheslines Paul. Goes for the cover* 1-2-3! NEW TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION.....The Naitch |
TRO pushes Naitch into the office plant. Who ends up going mental and kicking everyones asses.
TRO gets enough energy to cover Naitch. 1-2-3 New TPWW Hardcore champ - TRO |
All of a sudden, Bizarroking comes out of nowhere and clotheslines TRO!
Is he? HE IS! BizarroRush! (Reverse RKO) 1-2-3! New TPWW Hardcore Champion-Bizarroking! |
TRO kicks Bizarroking in the shins.
Bizarroking runs away......... Still TPWW Hardcore Champion - Bizarroking |
All of a sudden, Bizarroking gets mauled by a leopard!
As he lays there bleeding profusely on the ground, Lock Jaw walks by whistling a jaunty tune. Noticing this opportunity, Lock Jaw makes the cover. 1-2-3! New TPWW Hardcore Champion - Lock Jaw! |
TRO kicks Lock Jaw in the jaw. Then Lock Jaw runs away screaming......
Still not TRO's day. Still TPWW Hardcore Champion - Lock Jaw |
Lock Jaw trips over a naked midget!
TRO makes the cover.........1-2-3!!! New TPWW Hardcore Champion - TRO |
YES!!
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*TRO wakes up from dream*
Still TPWW Hardcore Champion - Lock Jaw |
YES!!!
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Turns out it was all a daydream of Lock Jaw after HE was mauled by a leopard
STILL TPWW Hardcore champion-Bizarroking! http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1065/...ca9b67.jpg?v=0 |
Turns out it was all a dream for Bizarro.............nah fuck it.
Steel vibrator to Bizarro's head (WHERE DID HE GET IT???!!! WHO KNOWS!!)) 1-2-3 New TPWW Hardcore Champion - TRO |
Lock Jaw gathers up his small intestines that are poring out of his leopard-induced wounds and chokes TRO out with them.
1-2-3! New TPWW Hardcore Champion - Lock Jaw |
Lock Jaws' computer get busted with child porn on. TPWW Management release Mr. Jaw, and wish him the best in his future endeavours.
Still TPWW Hardcore Champion - TRO. |
Suddenly, TRO comes down with a horrifyingly bad case of explosive diarrhea. Bizarroking has the keys to the stalls and opens them in exchange for the title.
NEW TPWW Hardcore Champion-Bizarroking |
Years have passed. Lock Jaw has done hard time in prison, getting raped in his leopard-induced orifices, but has become a born again man of the Lock-Jawish faith. Lock Jaw is paroled and quickly builds a time machine to travel back to the year 2010.
Lock Jaw immediately seeks out BizarroKing and gives a rousing and emotional motivational speech about doing the right thing with your life, and not making mistakes like he did. BizarroKing is reduced to tears and hands over the TPWW Hardcore championship willingly, for he feels as if he has been given a gift by Lock Jaw and must respond in kind. Lock Jaw accepts the title and shakes BizarroKing's hand. Lock Jaw then turns around and hits BizarroKing in the head with the belt and covers him anyways! 1-2-3! New TPWW Hardcore Champion - Lock Jaw |
Aaaaaand we've degenerated into tpww 2005.
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Somebody, post the PPVs quick.
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I mean XL rushes in with a spear on Lock Jaw and covers. 1-2-
What's this? LJ reverses into a sleeper hold. XL falls asleep due to the hold (or from waiting for the PPVs). Still champ: Lock Jaw |
Double post
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Lock Jaw retires undefeated and undisputed.
He then climbs into his time machine to go into the future, where the PPVs are posted. |
Oooooo. Who won?
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They mystery man in VCW was really a leopard. It got into the ring with HHH and tried to maul him, but HHH just smashed its skull in with a sledgehammer and posed above its dead carcass for some heel heat.
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Paul snitches on Lock-jaw calls the cops
Arrested: Lock-jaw |
<font color=goldenrod>I think it's safe to say the game has been disbanded. What a waste of time it was writing up all those shows and the PPV then.</font>
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Yeah, at this point I say screw the late one and just post-em.
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The votes aren't even really that important at this point. VCW's had a clean sweep and probably is going to wind up winning the thing. I just want to know what happened during the PPVs.</font> |
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Ditto. On all counts. I really don't know why we're waiting for this last show. It's over a week overdue. If the 4 bookers are in agreement that we go ahead minus the missing judges scores and one PPV short, can we just post em? |
We could, in theory, release the shows ourselves.
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I suggested doing it under the Armchair Booker account to Vito. He agreed. I've pm'd AbT, so gonna give him a chance to reply.
Wanted to get agreement from all 4 bookers that have bothered to send their PPVs in. That's 3 out of 4. |
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