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Swiss Ultimate 09-16-2010 10:11 AM

:/ Mandatory voting should be in effect for everyone in the wrestling forum.

XL 09-16-2010 02:05 PM

Would anyone object to me getting the ball rolling on Season 2? Sign ups, rosters, etc.

If it's cool with AbT that I "run" Season 2 that is?

Tiger Paw 09-16-2010 04:25 PM

XL seems like he is trying to make a power play. What a cunt.

XL 09-16-2010 04:34 PM

Errr, fuck you.

AbT wants to be a booker for Season 2 so he can't run it. I offered to take on the role to allow him to be able to book.

With the PPV round a week past deadline and no sign of it moving forward, I figured we could do the "admin" side of Season 2 so we're ready to roll pretty soon after we eventually see the back of Season 1.

Who are you anyway?

thedamndest 09-16-2010 07:31 PM

That's Tiger Paw.

XL 09-16-2010 07:52 PM

And he is? Never seen a contribution from him in these things.

Swiss Ultimate 09-17-2010 07:09 AM

I think if he just learns to play nice he'll be fine.

thedamndest 09-17-2010 12:56 PM

How do you not know Tiger Paw?

The Naitch 09-17-2010 01:01 PM

*The Naitch walks around backstage. He runs into Office Plant*

Office Plant: Sup Naitch

The Naitch: Let's go look for AssMan, start A-Unit again. Where's Paul?

Office Plant: Paul is somewhere....oh there he is

*Paul comes out of the washroom*

The Naitch: Hey Paul

Paul: Sup

*The Naitch clotheslines Paul. Goes for the cover*

1-2-3!

NEW TPWW HARDCORE CHAMPION.....The Naitch

The Ravishing One 09-17-2010 01:32 PM

TRO pushes Naitch into the office plant. Who ends up going mental and kicking everyones asses.

TRO gets enough energy to cover Naitch.

1-2-3

New TPWW Hardcore champ - TRO

BizarroKing 09-17-2010 01:40 PM

All of a sudden, Bizarroking comes out of nowhere and clotheslines TRO!

Is he? HE IS! BizarroRush! (Reverse RKO)

1-2-3!

New TPWW Hardcore Champion-Bizarroking!

The Ravishing One 09-17-2010 01:51 PM

TRO kicks Bizarroking in the shins.

Bizarroking runs away.........

Still TPWW Hardcore Champion - Bizarroking

Lock Jaw 09-17-2010 01:51 PM

All of a sudden, Bizarroking gets mauled by a leopard!

As he lays there bleeding profusely on the ground, Lock Jaw walks by whistling a jaunty tune. Noticing this opportunity, Lock Jaw makes the cover.

1-2-3!

New TPWW Hardcore Champion - Lock Jaw!

The Ravishing One 09-17-2010 01:55 PM

TRO kicks Lock Jaw in the jaw. Then Lock Jaw runs away screaming......

Still not TRO's day.

Still TPWW Hardcore Champion - Lock Jaw

The Ravishing One 09-17-2010 01:57 PM

Lock Jaw trips over a naked midget!

TRO makes the cover.........1-2-3!!!

New TPWW Hardcore Champion - TRO

The Ravishing One 09-17-2010 01:58 PM

YES!!

The Naitch 09-17-2010 02:00 PM

*TRO wakes up from dream*

Still TPWW Hardcore Champion - Lock Jaw

The Naitch 09-17-2010 02:00 PM

YES!!!

BizarroKing 09-17-2010 02:08 PM

Turns out it was all a daydream of Lock Jaw after HE was mauled by a leopard

STILL TPWW Hardcore champion-Bizarroking!

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The Ravishing One 09-17-2010 02:10 PM

Turns out it was all a dream for Bizarro.............nah fuck it.

Steel vibrator to Bizarro's head (WHERE DID HE GET IT???!!! WHO KNOWS!!))

1-2-3

New TPWW Hardcore Champion - TRO

Lock Jaw 09-17-2010 02:14 PM

Lock Jaw gathers up his small intestines that are poring out of his leopard-induced wounds and chokes TRO out with them.

1-2-3!

New TPWW Hardcore Champion - Lock Jaw

The Ravishing One 09-17-2010 02:32 PM

Lock Jaws' computer get busted with child porn on. TPWW Management release Mr. Jaw, and wish him the best in his future endeavours.

Still TPWW Hardcore Champion - TRO.

BizarroKing 09-17-2010 02:43 PM

Suddenly, TRO comes down with a horrifyingly bad case of explosive diarrhea. Bizarroking has the keys to the stalls and opens them in exchange for the title.

NEW TPWW Hardcore Champion-Bizarroking

Lock Jaw 09-17-2010 03:25 PM

Years have passed. Lock Jaw has done hard time in prison, getting raped in his leopard-induced orifices, but has become a born again man of the Lock-Jawish faith. Lock Jaw is paroled and quickly builds a time machine to travel back to the year 2010.

Lock Jaw immediately seeks out BizarroKing and gives a rousing and emotional motivational speech about doing the right thing with your life, and not making mistakes like he did. BizarroKing is reduced to tears and hands over the TPWW Hardcore championship willingly, for he feels as if he has been given a gift by Lock Jaw and must respond in kind.

Lock Jaw accepts the title and shakes BizarroKing's hand. Lock Jaw then turns around and hits BizarroKing in the head with the belt and covers him anyways!

1-2-3!

New TPWW Hardcore Champion - Lock Jaw

XL 09-17-2010 03:27 PM

Aaaaaand we've degenerated into tpww 2005.

Lock Jaw 09-17-2010 03:27 PM

Somebody, post the PPVs quick.

XL 09-17-2010 03:28 PM

I mean XL rushes in with a spear on Lock Jaw and covers. 1-2-

What's this? LJ reverses into a sleeper hold. XL falls asleep due to the hold (or from waiting for the PPVs).

Still champ: Lock Jaw

XL 09-17-2010 03:28 PM

Double post

Lock Jaw 09-17-2010 03:32 PM

Lock Jaw retires undefeated and undisputed.

He then climbs into his time machine to go into the future, where the PPVs are posted.

XL 09-17-2010 03:40 PM

Oooooo. Who won?

Lock Jaw 09-17-2010 03:46 PM

They mystery man in VCW was really a leopard. It got into the ring with HHH and tried to maul him, but HHH just smashed its skull in with a sledgehammer and posed above its dead carcass for some heel heat.

BizarroKing 09-17-2010 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 3248056)
They mystery man in VCW was really a leopard. It got into the ring with HHH and tried to maul him, but HHH just smashed its skull in with a sledgehammer and posed above its dead carcass for some heel heat.

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Savio 09-17-2010 06:24 PM

Paul snitches on Lock-jaw calls the cops

Arrested: Lock-jaw

Evil Vito 09-19-2010 10:52 AM

<font color=goldenrod>I think it's safe to say the game has been disbanded. What a waste of time it was writing up all those shows and the PPV then.</font>

BizarroKing 09-19-2010 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vito 22 (Post 3249622)
<font color=goldenrod>I think it's safe to say the game has been disbanded. What a waste of time it was writing up all those shows and the PPV then.</font>

What makes u say that?

Lock Jaw 09-19-2010 01:24 PM

Yeah, at this point I say screw the late one and just post-em.

Evil Vito 09-19-2010 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BizarroKing (Post 3249656)
What makes u say that?

<font color=goldenrod>The deadline has long since passed. The Week Four shows were posted nearly a month ago. That last show and final votes aren't coming.

The votes aren't even really that important at this point. VCW's had a clean sweep and probably is going to wind up winning the thing. I just want to know what happened during the PPVs.</font>

XL 09-19-2010 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vito 22 (Post 3249622)
I think it's safe to say the game has been disbanded. What a waste of time it was writing up all those shows and the PPV then.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lock Jaw (Post 3249694)
Yeah, at this point I say screw the late one and just post-em.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Vito 22 (Post 3249695)
The deadline has long since passed. The Week Four shows were posted nearly a month ago. That last show and final votes aren't coming.

The votes aren't even really that important at this point. VCW's had a clean sweep and probably is going to wind up winning the thing. I just want to know what happened during the PPVs.


Ditto. On all counts. I really don't know why we're waiting for this last show. It's over a week overdue.

If the 4 bookers are in agreement that we go ahead minus the missing judges scores and one PPV short, can we just post em?

Swiss Ultimate 09-19-2010 06:27 PM

We could, in theory, release the shows ourselves.

XL 09-19-2010 07:34 PM

I suggested doing it under the Armchair Booker account to Vito. He agreed. I've pm'd AbT, so gonna give him a chance to reply.

Wanted to get agreement from all 4 bookers that have bothered to send their PPVs in. That's 3 out of 4.


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