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Swiss Ultimate 03-28-2014 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by The Rogerer (Post 4401573)
If you're an actual straight man, then hotness is as much about charisma as it is looks. If you're a sweaty emotionally stunted nerd or a closeted homosexual, then you can't detect that part and just go for flawless mannequins like Megan Fox or Maryse

A hole is a hole is a hole.

Kris P Lettus 03-28-2014 07:09 PM

I would let Megan Fox milk my prostate with her sashquach thumb.

Swiss Ultimate 03-28-2014 07:47 PM

Oh right, she's deformed.

http://i.huffpost.com/gadgets/slides...?1368212971730

Vastardikai 03-28-2014 09:52 PM

I'm surprised they haven't done a movie with Megan Fox and Channing Tatum:

1 Man,
1 Woman,
1 Facial Expression between them.

Also, did people these days learn to film Action Scenes from watching Gonzo Porn?

alvarado52 03-29-2014 04:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Kris P Lettus (Post 4401521)
Leo's mask looked purple on my tablet

Bro...Donnie uses a staff, not katanas...

Kalyx triaD 03-29-2014 05:48 AM

Micheal Bay's taste in women is shit. He managed to make Tea Leoni not attractive. And check out Bad Boys some time, young Tea Leoni looked just like Megan Fox.

Lock Jaw 03-29-2014 04:10 PM

Dunno... Turtles looked better in the original film. Seemed more realistic and believable than these ones.

Kalyx triaD 03-29-2014 05:11 PM

Because they were practical.

KIRA 03-30-2014 11:32 PM

I saw the trailer and I know he's only producing but I really don't Micheal Bay anywhere near my childhood.

Kalyx triaD 03-31-2014 12:42 AM

Good thing he doesn't time travel.

KIRA 03-31-2014 01:20 AM

Its coming

Kalyx triaD 03-31-2014 01:52 AM

Good, I think he could has out a cool version of M.A.S.K.

KIRA 03-31-2014 03:49 AM

I never saw that show somehow...

Kalyx triaD 03-31-2014 04:01 AM

Wasn't that great, but the premise is right up Bay's alley.

Swiss Ultimate 04-01-2014 06:40 PM

Kal brought up an amazing point. Even if we hate this, it doesn't ruin anything else. This is a reboot, after all, not a prequel telling us we were enjoying Star Wars wrong.

Kalyx triaD 04-01-2014 09:22 PM

Mitachlorians.

Volchok 04-03-2014 06:51 PM

So Johnny Knoxville will be voicing Leonardo. I feel he would make a better Mikey.

parkmania 04-03-2014 09:02 PM

And Splinter will be voiced by Tony Shaloub.

Kalyx triaD 04-04-2014 02:17 AM

lol What? That wasn't Johnny on set in the mocap suit. Is this for serious?

Volchok 04-04-2014 03:21 AM

He's just providing the voice.

Kalyx triaD 04-04-2014 03:42 AM

I was confused because one of the actors is doing the physical mocap and voice work.

Very strange casting to me.

Swiss Ultimate 04-04-2014 10:17 PM

How does Johnny Knoxville still get work?

Mercenary 04-04-2014 10:36 PM

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Originally Posted by DTTS (Post 4404708)
How does Johnny Knoxville still get work?


Bad Grampa was awesome!

Kalyx triaD 04-05-2014 01:45 AM

True, but still.

Fignuts 04-05-2014 02:05 AM

Honestly kind of enjoy Johnny Knoxville.

alvarado52 04-05-2014 08:39 PM

https://scontent-b-sjc.xx.fbcdn.net/...48488808_n.jpg

Swiss Ultimate 04-05-2014 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mercenary (Post 4404717)
Bad Grampa was awesome!

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Originally Posted by Kalyx triaD (Post 4404788)
True, but still.

I didn't see it, but I will backtrack a bit and say I meant "outside the Jackass family".

He's fine with that stuff.

Volchok 04-06-2014 12:57 AM

After watching The Last Stand on netflix, I really think Knoxville should have voiced Mikey.

Damian Rey 04-06-2014 02:12 AM

Seems every time they release something new about the movie it just gets worse. Knoxville is an absolutely horse shit choice. Why? And the photoshop version of mikey looks great.

Savio 04-30-2014 04:43 PM

Shouldn't the turtles look more...... child friendly?

Kalyx triaD 04-30-2014 05:37 PM

Don't see how they aren't. They're green turtles with bright colored masks covered in trinkets. Some kids are basically that anyway.

JimmyMess 04-30-2014 05:58 PM

<iframe width="420" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/CMNry4PE93Y" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Kalyx triaD 06-18-2014 02:55 PM

http://www.flickeringmyth.com/wp-con...er-600x249.png

Holy hell.

Kalyx triaD 06-18-2014 02:57 PM

And what the fuck is Splinter supposed to do against that... walking... shredder!?

DaveBrawl 06-18-2014 03:20 PM

Die

JimmyMess 06-18-2014 03:20 PM

lure him out to the wooden pier, obvs.

Damian Rey 06-18-2014 03:47 PM

Shredder-tron.

Kalyx triaD 06-18-2014 03:47 PM

He certainly looks scary as shit but it's gonna take some adjustment to the destroyer of worlds thing. I'm a ninja guy m'self.

slik 06-18-2014 04:14 PM

very bay-roid version of the shredder

not a complaint, just an observation

Rammsteinmad 06-18-2014 04:41 PM

Holy fuck! This film is gonna rule!


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