Matt Hardy uses suicide threat!

It has no effect...

I'd be a fucking Charizard.

I'm pretty sure I shouted "I'm a fucking Charizard, what are you?" to my ex girlfriend during an argument once.

I would've paid to see that Iggy.

POKEMON LIVE IN POKEBALL LIKE MEXICAN IN SMALL APARTMENT

WHY YOU WANT TO BE MEXICAN IN SMALL APARTMENT?

MAKE NO SENSE.

So, Shisen Kopf sock?

Nah, I'm thinking VSG sock.

I'm about to call the police on him. Would be hilarious if he was detained.

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Also, long tweet from Matt's Twitter:

The YouTube Video was not in any way a suicide note.. No words such as death, suicide, kill, heaven or hell were included-I wanted to see people's optimism or pessimism towards my words. It's pretty clear to me what their reaction was, and I needed one last attention grabber to let the World know that Matt Hardy has re-found his true self. After the events of the last couple of weeks, even though I've made some terrible mistakes, I have come to a revelation in my life. I realized that since the "MATTHEW" videos, with the damage inflicted on my body over the last 15 years and, more importantly, how I was coping with the severe pain, "Matt Hardy" had lost his way. I went from being the guy who wanted to change the world, entertain and inspire people to being someone who was more concerned about shock value and making the world unravel my cryptic messages and videos.

NO MORE.

Tonight's video at http://bit.ly/dvfwOb represented the end of the "New" Matt "MATTHEW" Hardy, as I've come full circle back to the "Old" Matt Hardy. They say what doesn't kill you makes you stronger, and I believe that statement defined my last two weeks. Regardless of if its in a wrestling ring or not, I WILL change the World, make it a better place, and inspire and motivate others to do the same. I am of sane mind, completely clean of any and all crutches, and feel better then I have in years. You'll be surprised at my stories from the last two weeks, as well as my future plans and aspirations.. More videos will follow on http://www.youtube.com/MATTHARDYBRAND to explain my revelation and reveal my future plans. I apologize to anyone who was taken off guard or frightened by my final, cryptic YouTube entry. I want to reassure everyone that I am doing great right now. Stay tuned, as I'll be upgrading and launching several new ventures in the days to come. Be well all, I wish you all the best.

Matt Hardy

And starting this moment... from now.... From this moment on... This will be the moment.... Starting now.... Of the Genesis.... of HARDY.

Great. Shame the new version of him can't be more silent (or dead). I mean, Lita would probably fuck his corpse if she didn't have to hear his whining.

The greatest thing Matt Hardy could have done for his career at this point was to die. He couldn't even get that right.

What a piece of shit. I'm at the point where I could care less if he would croak. And the sad thing is, there are fat chicks and fags that will still get behind him to make him feel relevant.

The funny thing is how he's really trying to convince himself he's sane,the type of shit he''s saying totally says the opposite, i would say i'm worried about him but after this I couldn't careless really.

And to think that Jeff Hardy was the screwed up one...

She's with Jeff. I expect her neither to be a lady, nor to be aware of bullshit.

I disagree. His career couldn't be helped by his death at this point.

He might have won a round of Better Wrestler in a couple of years. Now what's he got by living?

I think the world owes Lita an apology.

Who wouldn't cheat on this prick?

If Reby Sky is smart. she'll cheat on Matt Hardy.

Well, he's making Jeff look good....

If Reby Sky was smart, she would drop him.

Fuck Matt Hardy.

:lol:

From Matt Hardy's Twitter:

I apologize to anyone who was offended by my last YT entry-wasn't meant to be a work-just a bridge to my new GENESIS-

Wasn't meant to be a work now?

RIGHT!!!

That's not true...

Magikarp eventually evolves into Gyrados, which is EPICALLY useful.

I hope he goes driving with Ryan Dunn.

Oddly enough, I tweeted an apology to Lita today.

True story.

Or Nick Hogan.

You wish!

I went from being the guy who wanted to change the world, entertain and inspire people to being someone who was more concerned about shock value and making the world unravel my cryptic messages and videos.

But the NEW Matt Hardy wouldn't be caught dead posting videos for shock value. Especially not videos faking a suicide attempt. NEVER!

he's the old Matt Hardy now, duh

If I was Matt Hardy, I would become a porn star. All my movies would start with hot bitches in the ring fighting and then my music and pyro would go off and I would run in and fuck the shit out of them. I would do wrestling holds and submissions, but at the same time, I would be fucking a hole. And I would pin them with my penis.

:nono: god somebody put an APB out to social outlets telling them to block his ip

giving matt exess to media is like handing a five yr old a hand grenade


How scary is it that Jeff looks like the responsible one right now

I figured he tried to kill himself last week when he "Fell" at his house and ended up in the hospital.

I love how his apology says nothing in his youtube post indicated death heaven or hell based on the number calls the suicide hotline had to take everybody but matt saw that and thought suicide

Yes Matt you were not talking like a potential suicide more like a Heavens Gate member who dont consider it suicide either

Chyna was so desperate for attention that she made a porno with X-Pac. I'd say that trumps an emo dork's fake suicide note, and Warrior is so desperate for attention that he changed his name to WARRIOR and has been making an ass of himself on the Internet since before Hardy even went crazy. The other three were just desperate for substance abuse, but their spirals were definitely far worse. Everything Matt has done that's proved him to be a jackass nutjob could be no more than an ill-conceived attention grab.
Of course this could also be another incarnation of the "Vince sent _____ to _____ company to destroy it on purpose" theory.