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Supreme Olajuwon 09-28-2011 11:15 PM

Gertner definitely getting the attention he craves.

#BROKEN Hasney 09-29-2011 01:46 AM

I've never watched an episode of an ROH or have a problem with Gertie, I just got very bored.

#BROKEN Hasney 09-29-2011 01:48 AM

Just realised that I have Death By Dishonor IX downloaded and I wasn't bored enough to watch it instead of doing this thread.

#BROKEN Hasney 09-29-2011 01:49 AM

Who really cares though, Spider-Man is the man.

#BROKEN Hasney 09-29-2011 01:49 AM

The clue is in the name I guess.

Gertner 09-29-2011 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hasney (Post 3641151)
I've never watched an episode of an ROH or have a problem with Gertie, I just got very bored.

Lol and I have and I get crap

Shisen Kopf 09-29-2011 10:31 AM

ROH=the cure for insomnia. I how after the show ends the rasslers come out and help take the set down.

Skippord 10-01-2011 05:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by St. Jimmy (Post 3639895)

lol I like this one

Gertner 10-01-2011 10:16 AM

Less than 12 hours for ROH fans to buy their lube to shove objects up their ass while they watch ROH tonight.

Gertner 10-03-2011 12:35 PM

Wow, saw a couple minutes of ROH. ECW from 1995 looks better visually than this. Horribly bush league and the crowd manages to be even bigger douches than TNA's crowd.

Gertner 10-09-2011 05:25 PM

Caught the last three minutes of ROH. I'm pretty sure there wasn't a person in the front row who weighed less than 300 pounds.

Gertner 10-13-2011 11:25 PM

I may be home to watch a full episode this week. I'm sure the personality will leap through my TV and slap me in the face

Skippord 10-13-2011 11:41 PM

post more spiderman pictures you bunch of cocks

keep coming in here hopeful and then I am crushed

Gertner 10-13-2011 11:44 PM

This thread is for a discussion of workate and the code of honor, not for Tom Foolery

Skippord 10-13-2011 11:55 PM

delightful spiderman pictures with fun captions are not Tom Foolery you son of a bitch

they are the fabric of Americana

Gertner 10-13-2011 11:57 PM

As a Canadian I spit on your Spiderman pictures with fun captions!

Supreme Olajuwon 10-13-2011 11:58 PM

save your tomfoolery for the official chikara thread

Gertner 10-14-2011 12:02 AM

Thank you Surpreme

Skippord 10-14-2011 12:50 AM

also the fabric of Canadiecana

Gertner 10-15-2011 02:22 PM

So I wonder how many dates tonight got canceled because ROH is on tonight hahaha!

MoFo 10-15-2011 02:26 PM

How would a basement dweller get a date in the 1st place

Too many Kenta Kobashi matches to discuss on teh internet, no time for silly things like sex

Gertner 10-15-2011 02:31 PM

The date would end when the female had the gall to state that Rodrick Strong has a higher workrate than Davey Richards.

Shisen Kopf 10-15-2011 04:32 PM

All the rasslers in ROH are bringing dishonor to themselves by being in that pile of doggy dump.

The Show Off 10-15-2011 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gertner (Post 3654545)
The date would end when the female had the gall to state that Rodrick Strong has a higher workrate than Davey Richards.

Actually my girlfriend broke up with me when I suggested that very same thing... but why would I want to be with a girl that prefers the kimura, shooting star press and the ankle lock to Srong's strong hold, sick kick and variety of backbreakers.

Besides Roderick Strong's workrate is 15% higher than Davey Richards according to this system of workrate rating a developed the night of my prom when I couldn't find a date.

Gertner 10-16-2011 02:27 PM

This validates everything that I've been saying!

Swiss Ultimate 10-19-2011 11:18 AM

Some Thoughts and Questions for Gertner
 
I caught a bit of ROH's cable show while I was sick and though I had some reasonably high hopes I have to admit I came away pretty underwhelmed. What sucks is that a lot of the ideas I myself thought would work years ago have shown to be the ones that don't work at all for me now.

Treating wrestling as a legitimate sport in kayfabe in theory seemed like it would be a good idea, but in practice in comes off as very boring and stale. It zaps what little charisma guys like Shelton Benjamin/Haas did have completely and generally I thought Cornette came off as way too boring. The closest thing that I saw to a colorful character was Truth Martini and I didn't care for him at all.

Also didn't enjoy the matches with two guys no-selling everything. There was a definite lack of story telling in the product and that surprises me with Cornette in charge.

As for Smackdown, I can't get back into it no matter how hard I try. I followed it long enough to think that Mark Henry and Big Show were literally the only guys on the roster that could be champion aside from Orton and that made me really sad.

I think Raw is actually pretty fun whenever I get a chance to watch. It's also got my favorite guys at the moment, CM Punk, Miz and Triple H (in his wrestling non-wrestler role).


Now, onto my questions for Gertner:

Q1: On the subject of Kaval: Do you think he had enough charisma to have been entertaining in the WWE?

Q2: What famous wrestlers from ECW, WCW and the WWE have contributed to what is wrong with indie wrestling today?

Q3: Has your opinion of Daniel Bryan changed at all?

Q4: What wrestler are you currently big on?

Q5: What show is currently the most entertaining?

Q6: Who do you think is going to die next?

Gertner 10-19-2011 01:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeathtotheSwiss (Post 3657087)
I caught a bit of ROH's cable show while I was sick and though I had some reasonably high hopes I have to admit I came away pretty underwhelmed. What sucks is that a lot of the ideas I myself thought would work years ago have shown to be the ones that don't work at all for me now.

Treating wrestling as a legitimate sport in kayfabe in theory seemed like it would be a good idea, but in practice in comes off as very boring and stale. It zaps what little charisma guys like Shelton Benjamin/Haas did have completely and generally I thought Cornette came off as way too boring. The closest thing that I saw to a colorful character was Truth Martini and I didn't care for him at all.

Also didn't enjoy the matches with two guys no-selling everything. There was a definite lack of story telling in the product and that surprises me with Cornette in charge.

As for Smackdown, I can't get back into it no matter how hard I try. I followed it long enough to think that Mark Henry and Big Show were literally the only guys on the roster that could be champion aside from Orton and that made me really sad.

I think Raw is actually pretty fun whenever I get a chance to watch. It's also got my favorite guys at the moment, CM Punk, Miz and Triple H (in his wrestling non-wrestler role).


Now, onto my questions for Gertner:

Q1: On the subject of Kaval: Do you think he had enough charisma to have been entertaining in the WWE?

Q2: What famous wrestlers from ECW, WCW and the WWE have contributed to what is wrong with indie wrestling today?

Q3: Has your opinion of Daniel Bryan changed at all?

Q4: What wrestler are you currently big on?

Q5: What show is currently the most entertaining?

Q6: Who do you think is going to die next?

Q1. No he did not whatsoever. Solid competitor, but the WWE is a totally different animal. You can't be undersized and not be solid on the mic

Q2: Wow. I I don't blame the wrestlers at all. I blame the fans for being retarded and waaaaaaaaaay to into wrestling and take it too seriously. Wrestling is a job and the wrestlers are there to make money.

Q3: No. He's not over enough to be champ and never will be. His U.S Title reign sucked but his supporters refuse to believe it.

Q4: Sheamus has been my favourite wrestler for a LONG time. He wrestles good matches, in a solid on the mic and is an overall good character. I'm really high on Percy Watson but from watching NXT, the WWE seems to have toned down his charisma which is a shame. Also love Cody Rhodes, CM Punk although I really think he should limit his "shoot promos". Less is more in my opinion. Mark Henry has stepped his game up too.

Q5: Smackdown basically because the majority of characters that I'm digging are on that show.

Q6: Probably Matt Hardy

Swiss Ultimate 10-19-2011 01:29 PM

:D

Gertner 10-19-2011 01:31 PM

Thank you for visiting my illustrious thread. I hope you enjoyed your stay.

Shisen Kopf 10-19-2011 05:33 PM

Good thin the ppv wasn't called death before boredom bc everyone would be dead. But on the awesome side ROH signed Nigga macho man!! Gnarly

Gertner 10-19-2011 05:40 PM

lol christ

Captain of Fun 10-19-2011 09:19 PM

No way does Matt Hardy die before Scott Hall.

Gertner 10-19-2011 09:56 PM

Hall might be like Jake the Snake and just defy science.

Swiss Ultimate 10-20-2011 11:22 AM

I wish Macho Man had defied science, but I guess he already did that with his elbow drop.

Gertner 10-20-2011 03:24 PM

Please remember everybody, this is a no nonsense thread. Keep the personality to a minimum.

Shisen Kopf 10-20-2011 03:37 PM

Would you say this thread is serious business?

Gertner 10-20-2011 04:58 PM

THIS THREAD IS WRESTLING!

Shisen Kopf 10-20-2011 06:31 PM

Rasslin

Gertner 10-22-2011 11:40 AM

IS EVERYBODY READY FOR SOME WORKRATE TONIGHT?!?!?!?! Personally, I canceled my Bridge game with my mom and her friends to gear up for tonight.

Gertner 10-27-2011 01:06 PM

Video I shot with my Blackberry looks better than this bush league shit.


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