Sex-Man Tag

Fables Match: First man to put his opponent through a succinct fictional story, in prose or verse, that features animals, mythical creatures, plants, inanimate objects or forces of nature which are anthropomorphized wins

Sid Row Match.

First wrestler to poop their pants at a WrestleMania match wins.

The Royal Tumble - Loser has to engage in intercourse with Jerry "The King" Lawler

Queen of the Ring.

Goldust, Rico, Kwee Wee, Lenny, Lodi, etc

The Apple Pie Strap Match

So I ran out of rep to give to everyone. But I'm loving these responses (and it's really hard to pick a favorite)! :lol: Keep it up!

The winner of the last Hashtag war was:
Great job!

Our next hashtag is #InappropriateCatchPhrases.
All popular wrestlers have catchphrases, but in this era of PG WWE, they're usually pretty safe. But what if they weren't? You might get: "Do you smell what The Cock is cooking?" or "Here comes the anal pain!" or possibly "The breast there is, the breast there was, and the breast there'll ever be!"

Time for another round, and GO!

"That's doesn't look like a Staph Infection to me" Dr. Amann.

Chris Jericho becomes the Ayatollah of cock and areola

Damien Sandow the sexual savior of the asses

Droford has his porn in an incognito tab while posting in this thread. Hooray multitasking!

"What does everybody want? HEADS!" - "ISIS" Al Snow

"Tuck it!" - Transgenderation X

"Go ahead, drink it in." - Bill Cosby

Ryback "SITON! MY! FACE!"

<font color=goldenrod>"You'll either sex us, or you're against us" - The Nexus</font>

<font color=goldenrod>"And that's the snorting line - cause Stone Coke said so!"</font>

REST....IN.....PEAS.

I'm afraid I've got some dead Jews...

Bo Dallas: But you can do anything you set your mind too, All you go to do is Blow Me!

3 Stages, Each stage now featuring 3 of the 9 Circles of Hell.

We were born and bred to rip and shred the flesh of babies from their tiny bodies, then eat the flesh, bathe in their blood, and pick our teeth with their bones.

JR- "Insert wrestler" is running like a scalded dong

OOOOOOOOH, YEAAAAAAAAH! DICK IT!

The cramps are here!

WE WERE BORN AND BRED TO RIP AND SHRED (your anus)

<font color=goldenrod>Whatchya gonna do brother when my 24 inch penis runs wild on YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU?</font>

Llllllllllllllllet's get ready to fuck iiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Lawler - Look JR, it's Boobies!

Awwww let's listen to Rush!

'YES! YES! YES! YESSSSSS!!!!! AAaaaaaaaand I'm spent. God, I need a cigarette."

Somebody call my momma! (for a good time)

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLittle ladies and gentlemen boys and girls children of all ages, Megan's law proudly brings to you, the former WWE TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOORLD, Road Dogg Jesse James, Bad Ass Billy Gunn, The New. Sexual. Predators!

"No flesh there is, no flesh there was, no flesh there ever will be" - La Parka

"You're HIRED!"

- Vince McMahon, to an under-qualified employee

"I am the shaver of unwashed asses"

RIP Damian Sandow

Who wants a mustache ride?! - Cody Rhodes

Congratulations to Fenix122 for yesterday's hashtag of the day:
Great job!

Our next hashtag is #PoliticizeAWrestlingManeuver.
Examples include the Barack Bottom, the Full Willie Nelson Slam, the People's Republic of China Elbow, and the New York Police Officer Chokehold Slam. Note, they don't have to be finishing moves; those were just the ones I thought up quickly.

I'm going to put one day on the clock, and begin!

Filla-bella-buster.