That HBK bible movie better have Stephen Baldwin and Kirk Cameron or GTFO.

I'M JUST ONE MAAAAAAAN

*Three Man Band theme hits, Two Men come out*

Rhyno looks like the refrigerator that fell on Orton.

I was wondering when Smiley was gonna debut on Raw.

Or did he already, and I missed it?

So... Slater and Crews are fighting because Titus didn't like Crews talking to Slater about parenting.

Yeah, sure. Whatever.

So is this going to lead to a Crews/Titus feud or is Titus strictly just going to be used as a manager going forward?

Hopefully the latter because Titus is an entertaining talker but quite possibly the worst wrestler on the roster. He's not improved a lick in seven years on the main roster.

Does anyone know who that tall elf looking mofo with his mom is? They are ringside for almost every show.

Did it last week as part of Curt Hawkins Star Factory weekly squash.

Titus was Celebrity Father of the Year! Of course he's going to be upset about his protege talking to some nerd about parenting!

"I love this move. There's that sit out powerbomb by Apollo Crews."

Very convincing emotion, Cole.

:lol: Rhyno getting in the picture.

I'm waiting for the weekly sermon on the mount from Bray

And for Braun to just come in and soak up praise....and Probably eat a spear from Roman who spent time healing in the center of a blue sun or some garbage.

Oh. Hey Bray.

....and I'm a certfide G.

as a Savio(r)

"I'm a largely toothless threat without help."

Ummm think someone should tell Bray that I doubt Randy cares about Bray or his little shitty house anymore. Bray didn't even win the title last night.

That's it?

I miss the hawian shirts and white pants it was more unnerving(such an unassuming look) he looked like a tourist and that made it scarier

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Wait, what? That segment just ends with a Wyatt derp and no conclusion?

No Braun tonight?

Can I just go to bed then?

This person's world...That person's yard...blah blah blah

The worst spot for a commercial ever, so random

No Braun? Gn

I bet money Vince calls one by the other's name all the time

Love delusional Dean.

lol @ turkey leg in TJ's titantron

Tj Douche

Oh no..... he lost his "erkins".......

Lol he's just "TJP" now :lol:

3 faces missing from Perkins' titantron video.

They get future endeavored?

So, he is now officially TJP.

VINCE MCMAHON'S HUNGER FOR NAMES KNOWS NO BOUNDS. NOW HE'S BARELY LEAVING GUYS WITH INITIALS!

How is TJ not a bigger heel than Neville hes so much more hateable and its real hatred.

Cannot wait to see BS beat the shit out of Double R for the right to face BL at GBoF.

TJP. Who's idea was that.

Probably Vince when he was on his Great Balls of Fire epiphany.

Might as well just rename all the Crusisers if WWE wants to own the names like they did with the Bollywood Boys getting a sudden name change.

Aires loses his first name since Vince doesn't want anyone to think he's the other Austin, Tozawa gets renamed to his catchphrase of "Ah Ah", and Gallagher gets renamed to "Mr Umbrella Guy"

Cole seems like he's having a lot more fun without Byron at the table.