Listen up, newbie, because here's the inside scoop.

The fact that you registered a year ago and posted the best part of fuck all for most of that year before turning into a giant troll with your Andre post two weeks ago doesn't stop you from being a newbie.

You're a newbie because you somehow think that your own stupid trollish opinions matter more than anyone elses.

You're a newbie because you've decided to become an Internet Tough Guy, and a month from now after you've burned out, nobody will give a fuck about you.

Crawl back under your bridge.

this thread is now about dinosaurs.

All I keep hearing about is how Lance was "planning on quitting anyway". As far as I know, he planned on remaining with the WWE when this incident took place.

At any rate, you're trying to play all sides of the fence. You're talking about "eye wood tri 2 tak dem oot of dat fite 1st but den if eye koodnt den eye wood fite" yet you're bashing Mr. Storm for NOT getting into the fight. It's not like he got the shit stomped out of him and didn't try to offer any resistance.

Mind you, I couldn't even read all the way to the bottom of page one, so if someone else pointed this out, I apologize.

No evidence he was gonna quit either. So that's kind of moot anyway. No evidence he had nothing to lose.

I know I'd rather keep my job than satisfy some pride issue a penis envy bitch on the net holds.

Haha, I reckon I pushed a button or two with some of you. I rule. :cool: And THAT is what makes me a Legend Killer. I get so many of you "oldbies" all bent out of shape over words on a screen.

Anyway, it's like this kids: It's better to get your ass whipped then run away from a fight. Because at least you can say you had a set of balls and tried to fight. There is no shame in fighting someone and losing. It happens to the best fighters out there. From Ali to Tyson to Shamrock. Even real life giants such as the late, great Andre The Giant and Psycho Sid have gotten their asses whipped. But there is a lot of shame in running away from a brawl.

Here's an analogy for you. It's like an anti-Jewish camp in the 1940s. Any Jewish man not willing to get up and fight a couple of Nazi bastards trying to kill his son is a fucking pussy and deserves what he gets. Sure, the Nazis would kill the man for grabbing them by their balls and trying to stop them from killing his kid. But death would be better then being some pathetic old geezer 60 years later crying about what Hitler and the Nazis did. I'd take being a stiff who fought for his kid over being an old pussy who forever has nightmares of seeing a Nazi kill his son and just standing there, scared not doing anything about it.

Now I don't dare compare the above scenario to the Storm thing but you get what I mean. So Storm would have gotten his ass kicked. Big fuckin' deal. He still would have still been alive and he would have healed and he would have gained a lot of respect from his online fan base that worships him for standing up to two school yard bullies that the smarks despite.

lmao @ Andre and Sid being the "real life giants".

Wow. Comparing a couple of retards to a concentratrion camp.

You're really desperate for an argument.

Now, now. Be fair, dude. JBL was one of the "couple of retards".






HEIL HITLER!

[if I were made of effort, a pic would appear here]

And of course you'd say that you should fight even if you get your ass kicked...I bet you've never won a fight in your life. Not if you're on the net making these desparate cries for attention. :)

:D True.

But the closest he's come to gassing anyone is farting while forcing them to blow him.

I think I'd rather be executed. :o

You may have a point there.

Wait...MAY?

I'm sure TLD would run away in a non-internet sanctioned fight. Big pussy he is. :lol:

Ignoring the 2nd grade insults....Lance has yet to respond and since he and I both use AOL, I know he has yet to read my e-mail. So I unsent my letter to Lance and sent him another one. One where I use a fake name and I come across as a fan who was crushed that his hero ran away from a fight. Check it out.

Subj: I am just writing to say thank you and to ask you a question if I may please.
Date: 5/24/2005 10:24:12 PM Central Standard Time
From: Lance_Storm_Rules
To: Storm website



Dear Mr. Storm, Sir:

Hello. My name is Tommy Walker. I am 22-years old, I'm from Austin, Texas and I think you are very great.

You were my favorite wrestler as a child, teenager and now a man and I am still very proud to be a fan of yours today.

I thank you very much for the wonderful memories you provided for me. You have a very special place in my heart and you are someone whom I will never forget because you brought great joy into my life, and you forever have been and for ever will be my boyhood hero.

I know I do not personally know you, but just seeing your amazing matches was enough to bring a smile to my face during tough times in my life because you were just such an amazing athlete.

Whenever I look back and remember the great things about my youth, you are the first person I will remember. I enjoy remembering you more than I do Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. But the difference between those guys and you is that you are real.

One thing I truly regret about my life is that I have never had the pleasure of meeting you and/or seeing you wrestle live. But perhaps someday we will meet, and I know I will always have VHS's and DVD's of your great matches.

I'd love to join your wrestling school but I admit, the road to being a wrestler is too hard for me. I think I better stick to being a fan. :)

But you know, I've always wanted to be just like you. Since I was a kid, I've always looked up to you, and you have had everything I've always wanted, and I've always wanted to be just like you. You seem to have everything I would literally give my left eye for. If I could ever just step down and be someone else, I'd want to be you. It's like that song..."You are everything I wish I could be. You can fly higher than an eagle. You are the wind beneath my wings."

So thank you for just being you.

Now getting onto a more personal note, I read the following on:

http://www.armpitwrestling.com/Backstage%20Fights.htm

Lance Storm vs. JBL & Bob Holly, 2005 -NEW!

"Storm, who is a trainer for OVW, was telling one of the OVW students to be careful when dealing with infamous ribbers and pranksters JBL and Bob Holly.

In particular, Storm told him that they were bullies who sometimes work stiff, and that he thought it was unprofessional.

JBL and Holly confronted Storm backstage at a WWE show, and heated words were exchanged. JBL challenged him, but Storm blew him off.

Many saw it as Storm being professional, while others saw it as Storm being a chicken."

I am not trying to be rude or disrespectful...so please don't take this the wrong why, but why didn't you fight them? You are done with the WWE, so no skin off of you and I know you could have beaten them.

Truth be told, when I heard you did not stand up them, I felt like Jim Ross would have felt if he ever saw the late, great John Wayne or Stone Cold Steve Austin run away from a fist fight. Or a little boy seeing Superman fly away in fear from the villian at the end of a comic book.

I viewed you as a real hero. Hulk Hogan, The Ulitmate Warrior and The Hurricane are pretend heroes, but you....you were the real deal. It's like I said earlier in this letter.....

"Whenever I look back and remember the great things about my youth, you are the first person I will remember. I enjoy remembering you more than I do Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy. But the difference between those guys and you is that you are real."

Same applies now. The difference between Hogan, the Warrior, and the Hurricane is that you are real. Or at least I thought you were.....

I viewed you as a defender of the online fan base. A defender of the weak, the little guy, the innocent, the poor, the clumsy. And I loath Bradshaw and Holly. I hate how they treat people and it would have been a dream come true to read that my hero beat up the two villains that I despise and I was crushed when it did not happen.

For the first time in my life, I was glad I wasn't like you because I would have never backed down from a fight. Even if I were to lose, I would never run away. Because there is no shame in losing a fight. But there is a lot of shame in running away from one.

I gotta know.....Why? Why, Lance, why?

- Tommy Walker

What the fuck? You're here talking about balls, and you keep using assumed names and made up characters?

I don't want you guys sending me virus's.

And those who read the entire previous post as I did much now share in the shame we have collectively reached a new low...

Dude, there's no shame in being sent a virus, but there's no honor in hiding who you are.

What if you were a black man in the early nineteenth century? Would you rather put a mask on?

I know those aren't the same situations at all, but they made me look like I had a shred of a clue what I was talking about.

Is this guy on crack or is contiuing to post here something he does as part of a contiuing psycholigical thearapy? Gods I fucking suck at spelling.

I can't protect myself against a virus. Yes, I have a virus protector, but I rather not deal with the stress or the boring chore of fighting virus's.

But at least you admit that you intended on sending me one. Now I will definitely not ever let you know my e-mail addy.

Ignoring the second grade insults? That's pretty much the foundation of yoru vocabulary.

TLD im going to kill you, your family and your dog.

Corrected. ;)

Gee, I rule at spelling. :y: :cool:

Really? When did I admit that?

In conclusion, Lance Storm has balls, and you don't.

You seem obsessed over this e-mail thing. That is enough proof I need.

We'll see about that.

No...you have no balls TLD. This entire time you've been posting here has proven that.

Very much so. Stop making Topics and die.

Have you noticed that if you just shut the fuck up and not egg anything on the way you do, people might actually GIVE A FLYING SHIT about you, TLD? Just thought I'd ask.

I have the right to know the truth. You guys may want to pretend that pro wrestling, Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and The Tooth Fairy are all real and that Lance Storm has balls and that we live in a fairy tale world where there is no violence and that walking away from a fight means you have honor but I rather not be lied to.

Take a chill pill. Heck, take five. I promise if you ever messed with me, I would play you like a flute, brother. :cool:

In the words of Jerry Lawler:

Do you have both contact lenses in the same eye? :roll:

I honestly would love to see it, from the way you talk and how little awareness you have of how much everyone here hates you, you could not possibly be more than 14.

He's 22 and lives with his parents. Bank on it.

Did you know that your hero Lawler is a child molester? But that's right, you hate knowing the truth....

So says the stoned Jeff Hardy mark Who the hell are you to judge anybody? You like Jeff Hardy for fuck's sake. :n: