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Shannon Moore: Here lies Shannon Moore, beloved son of....yes KK he was a dude
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Triple H: Insert 2 Coins to begin new game.
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Lita: Over 99 Billion... served...
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Renee Dupree: Now He truly Smells like a frenchman
*HEEL HEAT* |
Matt Hardy: He was wrong
Jeff Hardy: I'm sure you can guess Dudley Boyz: Dudley Death Drop........ed Buff Bagwell: Snuff Daddy Regal: Looked the wrong way |
Matt Hardy: Suffered An Unfortunate Twist Of Fate
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Let me take a crack at it:
Candice - candice(eased) Carlito - ate a poisen apple. Chris Masters - Someone broke the masterlock alright! Hulk Hogan - went for the legdrop and never got back up. Jerry Lawler - Ravaged by puppies (of a pittbull) John Cena - met a real rapper in a dark ally Kane - realised his character was screwed Lilian Garcia - regrets getting back with big vis Lita - regrets sleeping with big vis Maria - whats an epitaph? Ric Flair - Wooooooo Woooooo (the ambulance sirens) Rob Van Dam - No one got higher. Now now one gets lower. Romeo and Antontio - Warrior doesn't like gays. Tajiri - The mist really was poisen. Triple H - thanks to cloning technology bought and paid for by Vince I'll be back to "help" business and be the main heel for the next quadrillion years. William Regal - he's walking another Golden Mile now. Meh, you get what you pay for. |
Christopher Daniels- The fallen angel has returned to where he belongs.
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Kurt Angle: Let's just say that you should never drink milk past it's expiration date.
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Hogan: The Grim Reaper wanted YOU!
Raven: And so it is written, and so it shall come to pass... we will be seeing Raven, nevermore Shane McMahon: Who would've thought an elbow drop could kill someone? Cactus Jack: See what an eating disorder can do to you, Mikey? Brakus: Brakus isn't coming! John Cena: The "Chain Gang" finally turned on him Dean Malenko: Too bad death knew one more hold More later... maybe |
Rob Conway: Like his entrance to the ring, will forever rest in eternal silence
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Jim Niedhart: Am I really dead? Yeah baby yeah!
Al Wilson: Its for real this time! Ax of Demolition: Smashed and Crushed Smash of Demolition: Axed! Undertaker: Took ad campain for Deadman, Inc. too far IRS: Death and Taxes: Ben Franklin was right |
Here lies Chris Masters: Kane Knight+Shotgun+JD=ratings.
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I can't believe this dumbass thread that I made when i was drunk got so popular.
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Here lies Jaton's thread... it shouldn't have got so popular.
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Conway: The whole damn world wants to be like me... now they can.
Batista: He walked for miles and fell into a pit of danger. Orton: The last legend on his list of legends to kill. RVD: Dude I'm dead Hardcore Holly: How do you like me now?! |
Al Snow: i jobbed to dirt.
Christian: so, wwe creative got their wish. Jeff Jarrett: "Dusty, make satan job to me." |
Chris Jericho: Held down by the dirt ceiling.
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Christian: And you thought creative screwed him?
JBL: The Big Show loves pizzas. :shifty: HBK: Well, he had to lay down sooner or later, didn't he? Chavo: Kerwin?? What the hell was I thinking?! Lita: Botched breathing. |
JR : Bah gawd broken in half!
Faarooq : Well I'll be damned Mick Foley : Have a nice death Christian : Thats how I roll.... in my grave |
Got a few more
Steven Richards: He sure showed us. Ric Flair: The deadest player in the game. Eddie Guererro: I cheated life. |
Eddie: I lied, cheated, and stole this grave.
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Here lies the Undertaker and Mick Foley: Forever wrestling a Hell in a Cell in Hell match.
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Or forever wrestling in the memory of a hell in the cell...
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JBL: Here lies Hitler
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Torrie Wilson:Have fun necrophiliacs
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Percy Pringle: When it popped my heart stopped.
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Here lies Marky Mark
The rap scene tooks its toll I made this headstone Coz this is how I roll. |
Here lies Chris Jericho--No, we really DON'T wish we were you.
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Mark Henry--Sexual Wormfood
Died of a heart attack during sex. Here lies Mae Young--Crushed by Mark Henry. Here lies Big Vis--Skewered by Mae's bones. |
Here lies Triple H (1969-2124)
Lived just long enough to outlast that final smark Here lies Vince McMahon (2017) and his Legacy (2002) Here lies Scot Steiner--Holla all you want, he can't hear you now. |
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